you amazing dude

surrender, surrender, but don’t give yourself away 

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You don’t have to separate these things with Jefferson. He can have written this incredible document, and several incredible documents, that we all, sort of- with things that we all believe in. And he sucks.

I think those are both true, and those have to be both true. I think we really have to stop separating them, ‘cause that’s when you get into trouble. That’s when you stop letting people be whole people.

i don’t even know how to comprehend that something I created has been seen by so many people – like holy damn. HOLY DAMN.

hilarious comments of the dude sitting behind me in the cinema when we were watching 'Maleficent'

-stefan introduces himself-

“the fuck kinda name is stefan anyways i’ve never met a guy called stefan don’t trust this asshole”

-king henry attacks the moors-

“oh shit’s about to go down”

-stefan drugs maleficent and cuts her wings off-

“see i fuckin told ya not to trust this asshole”

-diaval informs maleficent about aurora’s birth-

“oh hell yeah this is the well, well part everybody shut up”

-maleficent curses aurora-

“you done messed up now”

-stefan removes every spinning wheel in the country-

“bitch you’re dumb as fuck that never fuckin works”

-maleficent meets aurora-

“come out? that sounds gay”

-the whole mud fight thing happens-

“i’m startin’ to think they’re gay”

-aurora says she wants to live with maleficent-

“yep definitely gay”

-aurora meets phillip-

“this dude looks too gay to function. i’m calling it now, he’s not gonna be the one to wake her up”

-aurora discovers the truth-

“fuck those old-ass bitches why you had to ruin their happy ending they were gonna live together”

-phillip’s kiss doesn’t work but maleficent kisses aurora and she wakes up-

“i fuckin called it bitches”

-aurora asks if they’ll live in the moors together and maleficent goes ‘if that is what you wish, beastie’-

*cough* whipped *cough*

-aurora gives maleficent her wings back and they share that look (you know what look i’m talking about)-

is it wrong that i think they’re fuckin?”

-maleficent gives aurora the crown-

“if that doesn’t look like a wedding i don’t know what does, man”

-maleficent goes “our kingdoms have been unified”-

“oh i bet something was unified alright”

(i have no idea how he wasn’t thrown out of the cinema, but i’m glad he wasn’t because it made the film a thousand times better)

how they dare make Gaston a kind, not really pushy person who just wants to win girl’s heart. He doesn’t mock Belle for reading. He actually tries to understand her unlikely to the others. A character who went to war and now suffers from PTSD. Who just wants to live a peacful, happy life with a wife by his side. How they fucking dare do that and not expect that I would fall from him,

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Crazy World - Part One - FBI!Stiles Stilinski

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: FBI!Stiles Stilinski/Reader

Word Count: 12,027

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Oral (female receiving), Orgasm Denial, Mentions of Alcohol, Protected Sex, Unprotected Sex, Shower Sex, Daddy Kink, 

Notes: I’m sorry this came out as late as it did. And I decided to break it into two parts. I will get the second half out as soon as I can. Lemme know what you thinkkkkk.

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lionxv  asked:

Was that your arm that you recording and put in the Jacksepticeye video? The level of dedication to your edits are amazing. You rock dude!

Haha no, I just used Jacks hand from later in the same clip when he reached in from off-frame. Since the foam is black and his skin is.. light.. it was pretty easy to just make a black and white version with high contrast, and then use that as a mask for the hand :)

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Happy 29th Birthday, Iain De Caestecker ! (December 29, 1987)

If you could have a super power what would it be?

“I’d like to be able to go back in time. Take a really good book with me and then write it back in time as if it was mine.”

oh god…well here goes nothing

i know its been so long since i did something for you…but thats because ive been practicing to improve..and practicing i mean as in full day drawings and following tutorials..and this is how its gone so far…

so i found this cutie in your taggs and wanted to try it out…i hope i didnt fuck it up…..i still need to make some stuff look better but..thats how stuff has gone so far… ive been working on it for 6 hours since i woke up today

i hope you like it and i just wanted to say.

you are an inspiration to me, and wanted to thank you for being there. your art is amazing and you as a human being, are an amazing person. and even at a short age you have accomplished so much and it might sound weird but that in a way makes me proud to just be following you from the deep shadows of those who stay silent, seeing you grow as a person and artist makes me smile, im rambling a bit but yeah. just needed to tell you that

;-; i haven't been to your streams lately im sorry

but yeah…hope you enjoy

:0000 hoyl dickwash i love this!!1 the painting is really strong esp in the hair dude <33 but thank yo u so mcuch flkjlbkj this is the nicest thing ive ever heard fff

THE ‘I’LL BE THERE’ DVD COMMENTARY THO…

“ahh Jemma Redgrave, she’s a fine looking big woman isn’t she? a big darling!” 

“now I always think that Jemma looks like she’s being embraced by a midget wearing nail polish there” *laughter* …“she’s being embraced by Imelda Staunton”..

DAT HEIGHT GAP THO OMGGGGG! I CAN’T EVEN..

p.s ^ Notable appearance by Louise Delamere who played Colette in Holby city, who I shipped so hard with Serena I can’t explain. And yes that is Rupert Giles s h o o k e t h. Did I mention the film also stars Charlotte Church??

*All quotes by director Craig Ferguson and some other producer dude*

I DODGED SOCIAL PLANS FOR THIS AND I REGRET NOTHING!