you all have no idea how much i love this movie

Dating Peter Parker Would Involve...

[a/n]: no request but i sense lots of thirst for peter and wow same. so i decided to post this really quickly while im writing my next request

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Dating Peter Parker Would Involve…

  • Him being a fucking dork all the time
  • Him always wanting to watch “that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back”
  • idk about you guys but I would not mind possessive!peter
  • Him loving to show you off at school because he is actually so confused as to how he even got someone like you
  • Peter getting jealous easily because he thinks that someone else could give you so much more
  • You having to tell him that you don’t want anyone other than him
  • Like I’m dead serious a guy would just be talking to you at school or some shit and he’d get scared that he was going to take you away from him
  • “Don’t you dare ever even think about her again. You have no idea who you’re dealing with.”
  • Date nights consist of eating pizza and cuddling while watching a movie
  • Having to tell Peter to be careful when he goes with Tony
  • Him still getting flustered when you tell him how cute he is
  • But him giving you constant compliments like his life depends on it
  • Since his hoodies are too big you pull the sleeves into your palm and make sweater paws while he plants a kiss on your nose and tells you that you look much better in his hoodie than he does
  • Him loving the way you scrunch up your nose when he kisses it
  • Sometimes you just glance over and he’s looking at you with his head tilted to the side, eyes filled with pure admiration 
  • Making him take selfies with you
  • Bugging him about the selfies so much that eventually he’s just done and so he crashes his lips to your’s, snapping a picture
  • “Post that one. I like that one”
  • You posting it and him being happy because he loves how everyone can see you’re his
  • idk guys I just think that Peter would love and treasure his girl more than anything else in the world
  • fuck now i want a peter. where can i get one?

Okay, so. I’m getting really tired of the idea that “true” Star Wars fans “know” that TFA was a terrible movie, that Jar Jar Abrams singlehandedly ruined the franchise, that Rogue One was everything TFA wasn’t or whatever. I’m honestly sick of it.

I grew up watching Star Wars. I can remember being in diapers and seeing Darth Vader on the TV screen, and I remember my parents taking me and my brother out of school early on opening day to see RotS. I loved Padmé, and Luke, and all the Skywalkers. I was a fan for years, and when Lucasfilm announced that they were sold to Disney and there would be new movies coming out, I was over the moon. More movies! Oh man! I wonder what they’ll do next! I was optimistic even when people on the Internet were screaming about how Disney would turn Star Wars into a musical cartoon. Having seen The Avengers and enjoyed the Pirates of the Caribbean series, I knew Star Wars was in good hands under the Mouse.

TFA came out, and when I saw it…it was even better than I hoped it would be. I was giddy and ecstatic over it all in a way I hadn’t been in a long time. In fact, I saw it a total of five times in the theater, a very rare thing for someone who sees most movies once in the theater and is okay with never watching them again. To this day, when I pop in my TFA Blu-ray, I enjoy it just as much as that first time at the movies. It’s just…a really great film to me. I love it a lot. And it’s so special, especially since it introduced two of my favorite characters to me. I think JJ Abrams did a great job with Episode VII, and the professional critics who made the movie sit at over 90% on Rotten Tomatoes would agree with that idea.

You’re not a “better” fan for hating TFA. You’re not “edgy” for trashing on JJ Abrams and claiming that anyone who enjoys the movie doesn’t “get” Star Wars. You can hate the movie all you want, of course; everyone has their own reasons for disliking what they dislike, and I’m not about to force you to like something you don’t. However, what I will tell you to do is to let go of this idea that “true” Star Wars fans only like certain Star Wars movies, that certain movies deserve to be disregarded while others should be placed on a pedestal if you want to keep your Official Star Wars Fan Badge™. Guess what? TFA exists! TFA is an official Star Wars movie! People who enjoy TFA…are real Star Wars fans!

Anyway, I love TFA, and I’m so, so excited to see what happens next in Episode VIII. It’s a great time to be a Star Wars fan!

American Wizards

Pairing: Graves/Y/n

Request: Imagine being newts sister and falling in love with percival graves



You And newt were joined at the hip since you were born. literally.

You were twins, though he was twenty minutes older, you were still twins. Not identical however.

You were both hufflepuff in hogwarts, but when he got expelled your grades quickly dropped.

You had decided to go to New York City with him. Not because you wanted to know more about the creatures, but you wanted to know more about American wizards. And since you hadn’t spent much time with him when you were younger you wanted to make up for it.

You had just gotten off the boat from England. All the muggles were around.


You had no idea how you and your brother got here.

Well, you did. And it was all his creatures fault.

“Ms Goldstein, what have I told you?” The President of MACUSA spoke.

“I…I know but they were found and they let-”

“I don’t have time for this Porpentin-”

“I think we have a little time don’t we Mrs President, this may be important.” A slick black haired man spoke, eyes staring directly at you. You swallowed.

“Fine. Ms Goldstein, what is it?”

“These siblings have let dangerous creature out into New York.”

The president looked stern.

“I don’t have time for jokes-”

“If you don’t mind Ms porpentina. I can take them off your hands.”


“Enough ms porpentina. Mr Graves will take care of them immediately.”

The brunette shrunk away, the black haired man walked up to you both, winking at you so your brother couldn’t see, before leading the way, down the dark stairs, and into confusion.


a/n: I’m sorry this is so short, I won’t be posting until tommorow because I have to work tonight. Have a great day x

I hope this doesn’t come off as offensive to anyone but...

Please remember the femme lesbians. Please remember the lesbians who only own one flannel shirt or none at all. Please remember the lesbians who prefer wearing a skirt or a dress. Please remember the lesbians who use most of their income on make-up. Remember the lesbians whose favorite color is pink. Remember the lesbians who grew up playing with dolls, playing dress up and loving princess movies. Remember the lesbians who are cheerleaders and ballerinas. Remember the lesbians who never leave town without a pair of heels. Remember the lesbians who would change a tire in these heels, and remember the lesbians who have no idea how to change a tire. 

Just please remember us lesbians who prefer to be just a little “girly” but are still as much attracted to other girls as any other lesbian. 

Remember the lesbians who feel like, they don’t the fit into the community because they don’t fit the general image of a lesbian. Be aware that you can’t generalize the personality and the looks of someone who is attracted to a certain gender. We can only be sure to have one thing in common, and that is that we love girls and that we’re a minority, and that’s more than okay. 

We have to stick together and we have be the open minded ones. You can be a lesbian and love flannels, and you can be a lesbian and not love flannels. Both are okay, and both are gay!

Last but not least, please support lesbians who are not golden. Please support lesbians who didn’t realize they were lesbians before they became adults. Please support lesbians who are biromantic and homoromantic, even if they are asexual. And please. Please support lesbians who are not lesbians but who are bisexuals. Please support all bisexual girls! 

Just please support all kinds of girls who are attracted to girls and make this community our home too! :-)


Oh gosh thank you both so much, you have no idea how happy I am right now :D Thank you for lighting up my day!

I can’t quite comprehend being an inspiration to anyone, wow, thank you <333
*cries happy tears*

Here is a random angsty sketch I quickly coloured for anon #2 
I do still love RWBY! I am just fickle with my fanarting. There are heaps of things I love that I hardly ever draw fanart for and heaps more that I have never drawn fanart for at all. 

(List of things I really really should draw fanart for one day: Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Harry Potter, The Lunar Chronicles, Disney movies, His Dark Materials, Skulduggery Pleasant, Sailor Moon, Princess Tutu, Revolutionary Girl Utena)

they-call-me-godzilla  asked:

What did Tom hiddleston do?

Used the situation in South Sudan to tell the world how great his show is and remind us all what a great white savior he is.

here’s a good summary

and if you want to listen to me ramble/rant on….

The one thing I’ll never understand about stan culture is the idea that when the person/thing you stan for does something less than spectacular and amazing, you just have to stan for it just that much harder and insist that it’s still great. Like yeah, Tom Hiddleston was great a few years ago, but let’s not pretend his schtick isn’t getting old. Like, yeah, we all love Harry Potter, but Fantastic Beasts was just okay, the world-building was clunky, and we really don’t need five movies of it. We can accept that, we don’t need to pretend it’s incredible. Shhhh, it’s okay. It’s fine.

secret love

genre: idk tbh lmao 

a/n: i’m here with this random soulmate!taehyung drabble, this is totally random and idk if i’m going to do another part, if you want another part let me know! rain pt 2 should be up either tomorrow or monday though! enjoy!

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I’m listening again to the 2012 movie soundtrack (a terrible idea, truly, since I am now here instead of actually working) and so far, I just: 

- that second “24601″ from Javert at the beginning is so savage. Almost as much as his “no.”


- The transition from Stars to the second Look Down is just so good. That’s one thing the movie did that I 100% approve completely to be honest? 

- All those characters, all the people of France, and Gavroche is still the Coolest Character ever Written. How?

- I totally remember those days where there were endless jokes on how Thénardier said “Claquesous” while lowering his voice. I so remember. 

- LES AMIS *cries*

- “What’s the matter with Cosette? Have you been too much on your own?” -> I just really love this line and it’s nOT only because that’s like, the single line of Cosette I manage to sing in a more or less acceptable voice.

you know what i adore hp and narnia and his dark materials but for me, nothing will ever come close to a series of unfortunate events. like i dont think you understand how much of an effect those books had on me.

i still remember reading the first book when i was about 7 and it had just been translated into french and my dad bought it for me at the book store and i had no idea what to expect

i still remember asking my dad the next day to buy the second, third and fourth one because they were all out and i read them each in like two days

i still remember sitting in the theatre when i was nine and getting so confused when it started and thinking i was in the wrong room even though i kinda knew what was going on but i was just so damn excited 

i love everything about the series : the gloomy aesthetic, the infinite plot twists, the character development !!!!!, the fact that after all these years i still have no clue what time period it’s set in and the fact that even though i’ve read it countless times i still get surprised

BUT what i love the most is the fact that it made me feel valid. it made me feel like my problems were valid. my life wasn’t nearly as unfortunate as the orphans’ but they managed to always stay hopeful and happy and together even though it seemed like they were all alone in this world and i still remember reading the last one when i was twelve and very depressed but thinking that if violet, klaus and sunny could still have hope, then so could i

(Hello all!  I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone again- the response Newt has gotten has been entirely overwhelming, and every ask, writing prompt, and new friend I’ve met has made this silly blog such an amazing experience.  I can’t explain how much it means to me, and every note of encouragement makes me want to keep writing Newt forever.  I received a few questions, so I wanted to answer them here, and then we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programing. :) 

1. Is there a Twitter for this blog?

Yes!  It’s brand new, and I can’t guarantee that it will be updated nearly so often as this blog, but you can find it here-

2.  Who runs this blog?

A sleep deprived illustration student with an addiction to writing.  I’m always happy to chat!

3. Other Newt ask blogs?

This is the only ask blog I have, but there are many others out there!  It’s a fast growing community and all the other ask and imagine blogs I’ve seen have been absolutely amazing; you should definitely check them out.  I tagged quite a few of the ask blogs here, and I know there are several amazing imagine blogs, including @newtscamanderimagines and @fantstic-newt.  

Thank you all so, so much.  I’ll get back to writing now. :) )

anonymous asked:

I really wish that one day there will be a human-acted (that's a word, I promise) film of Howl's Moving Castle, loyal to the book.

my dearest anon… have no idea how MUCH I wish for that too…… It’s one of my biggest dreams and I’m not even ashamed XD

The thing is, I don’t even need the movie to follow the exact plot from the book, I just want it to get the humour and the characters & their dynamics right, really.

Of course no movie can ever be as good as this book, but I still want it to happen…. I want to make videos out of it lol.

But really all these recent live action remakes of old movies (like Cinderella, Beauty & the Beast and all that) make me think of the possibility…. just imagine….. HMC film that is loyal to the book……. sassy ginger/red gold haired Sophie….. drunk Welsh Howl…….  (all. the. sass.) kinda-scary Calcifer…….. teenage Michael…… all the potential–

Basically I’d die of happiness if it ever happened in my lifetime.

A/N: I had this idea of single dad! Calum and how his son would hate baths but love running around naked. So I decided to write that. Fairly fluffy. Enjoy!

AU: single dad! Calum | Words: about 1k

“Calum? I’m here.”

You fidget with the key, this feeling completely foreign to you. Not like this is the first time you ever came over to Calum’s apartment. Quite the contrary actually. You’ve been here on a number of occasions. But all those times had been when he invited you over for dinner and a movie, or staying the night after Calum drawled dates on long enough to use his famous line. “Baby, it’s so late. Don’t go.” Only for you to leave again come early morning. This is, however, the first time you used the key he gave you to let yourself in. And somehow you’re hyperaware of that fact, the tiny piece of metal carrying so much more weight than just your old Disneyland keychain.

Having your own key to Calum’s place feels so….grown up. It means trust and commitment and all that other good stuff. In his own words, giving you a copy of his key means he “can see your pretty face more often.” Even more than that, it’s a step forward in a relationship that’s been moving at rather modest pace. Up until now, every moment was extra cautious and carefully calculated. But that’s the case for anyone with a four year old. For the sake of not scaring his little boy, Calum asked to take things slow. It was necessary, but certainly not evil. Several months have passed and you have yet to meet the infamous Taine Hood you’ve heard so much about. You got stories and pictures but that was it. Calum didn’t think his son was ready, and you didn’t argue with that. Instead, Calum sent him to Mali’s whenever you came over. Or you simply waited until eight, after Taine was tucked into bed. Despite how much you want to meet the most important person in Calum’s life, you’re okay with taking it slow. You’re willing to take this relationship in any shape or form—so long as you get Calum at the end of the day.

“Babe, I got us some take-out,” you call.

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ASOUE Not-A-Rant, Part ??????


So in case anyone forgot, I’m a HUGE HUGE fan of Thomas Newman’s score for the movie because it’s pretty much 10000% musical perfection. It’s one of my all-time favorite soundtracks, and I was really worried that there was no way the show soundtrack could ever live up to it because it was just SO good…

Well, turns out I didn’t have much reason to worry, because James Newton Howard is doing the Netflix score and OMG HEAVEN BE PRAISED!!!! That man is yet another composing GENIUS. Like, he even made the score for the horrendous Last Airbender movie sound beautiful despite the fact that the movie itself sucked. In fact, I think I love every score of his that I’ve ever listened to (Peter Pan, The Hunger Games, Lady in the Water, The Village, etc.). You have NO IDEA how happy I am that he’s the composer. His music is absolutely amazing and I am ecstatic that Netflix got him for ASOUE…EEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!


Gina Torres Calls Out ‘Systemic’ Prejudice In Hollywood (video)

And when you say the old way of thinking, thinking in what respect? Thinking in how people are casting tv shows or movies, thinking about where the money is going, where do you see the sort of biggest problem?

It’s systemic across all long lines. I mean, it starts at the very beginning. It starts with apprenticeship, quite frankly, with people who get into positions of power that need to bring in other people and diversify, not just the writers room, but diversify what’s happening behind the camera. And then you have the buyers, who like to think, or have been selling us this idea that diversity doesn’t sell - well I think we know that’s a lie. We pretty much put that away. And it goes into casting - and I have said this before: it’s not that you have to write something black or write something Latino – just write something and hire the actor. Bring all the actors in, not just white. Don’t just assume that because it’s not specifically white or black that a person of color can’t play that part, because that’s obscene and that’s absurd. There are so many gifted people out there of color. But everybody just has to decide that that’s what’s gonna happen.

Have you ever experienced someone directly stopping you from progressing or pursuing a role, because of your race or background?

Of course I have! [Laughs] Of course I have, absolutely! There are too many to count. I have been doing this for 25 years, and in that time span, there are way too many to count. And they’re very slick about it. They can’t really say that out loud, but you know what it is because they go “a different way.” And then you see it done, and you see what the different way was, each and every time. And it was the white way.

This is literally me ranting about Otayuri so skip if you want (all good things, I swear)

I love Otayuri cos it’s the ultimate slow-burn ship

Viktuuri took a couple of months yeah

but since Yurio is 15 and Otabek is 18 they only want friendship at the moment and to win. So imagine when a couple of years have passed. They’re still competing, Yurio is 20, Otabek is 23. And while the thirst to win is still strong, it’s not that strong. Of course they’ve now had countless sleepovers (where they have movie marathons and cuddle together), lunch outings (dates), they’ve hung out countless times, and don’t forget those conversations that everyone has at like 2 am and daily messages of how was your day and all that.

They’re finally exploring the idea of relationships and of course they’ve gotten closer along the years. So like. People probably already thought they were dating and Yurio thinks about dating Otabek, but he’s like “what if he doesn’t wanna”. So that plagues him for a while. (Yuuri noticed while Yurio was hanging out with him and Viktor in their apartment and Otabek texts him and he has that confused and a bit pained expression. So they talk about it). 

Yurio decides that (after 5 years of being friends and getting closer) to take a shot at it and ask him out.  So Yurio waits until they can meet again cos he wants to do this face to face. 

The time comes. Yurio is a nervous wreck. They’re at a competition rn and Yurio is now thinking that maybe he should’ve waited til after (because if Otabek refuses he doesn’t know how he would even deal with it but whatever, he already said we need to talk). So when he’s facing Otabek he is as nervous as he thought he would be and more and of course the smooth and sassy Yurio is now reduced to a stuttering mess. He’s waving his hands and his face is red and Otabek is kind of confused so Yurio looks at the floors and mutters “w-would you want to go on a d-date w-with me”. He has his eyes closed now so he hasn’t seen Otabek’s reaction (hint: he is also as red as Yurio). So he walks to Yurio until he’s right in front of him (Otabek is still like 2 inches taller than Yurio and it’s cute) and he takes Yurio’s hand and says “about time”

And yurio looks up to him and they finally make eye contact. And Otabek’s smiing and Yurio is also smiling. And they both hug each other really tight and Yurio’s thinking “I am so happy” 



How they can also have a fulfilling platonic relationship????? You know why this ship is so great?????? Cos it can go both ways and they would still be the ultimate pair!!!!!!!!!

They wouldn’t care that they’re both guys (tho this occurs after 1 or 2 years of friendship cos Yurio probably gets embarrassed easily plus he’s not used to giving affection that physical). If Yurio wants to rest his head on Otabek’s lap while they’re watching a movie then Yurio will be damned if he doesn’t do it. They know their boundaries and what makes them uncomfortable and they know if they need to back off. Otabek plays with Yurio’s hair. They have a nice hug every time they see each other. They still have those 2 am conversations. They share clothes if need be. Bottom line is. Those two would be so happy even if what they have is only platonic because intimacy is not limited to only romantic relationships. 





As a history buff who has more than just a slight interest in pirates I remember watching Pirates of the Caribbean and though it wasn’t accurate I didn’t mind, it’s a Disney movie for adults; what do you expect? But how they portrayed Black Beard in the On Stranger Tides movie irked me beyond belief-sad considering I loved the movie besides that since I thought Penelope was bad ass (and I love the idea of Black Beard having a daughter) and I loved the mermaid and holy man. And because it’s a movie people actually believe it! Then Black Flag came out and showed how Black Beard was much better than that movie. Assassin’s Creed kept true to the memory of Black Beard, as they do for all of their characters, and for that this history nerd thanks you Ubisoft!

Supernatural Con - Jensen Ackles x Reader (Part 3)

Title: Supernatural Con

Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Reader

Word count: 1,065

Warnings: None

Request: Part three was requested by a few. (So, since a few requested a part three I decided to actually gather any ideas I had and write it. As promised, it’s up before Friday. Really did not know what to write in this so I just started and went with it. Hope it’s good. Enjoy~! xx’)

Read part 1 here! & Read part 2 here!

“Well there is actually a movie that I had fun being in, more than any other” you said through the mic “I certainly remember being really excited for it. When I got the script I got super happy because that meant I would take a break from Supernatural. Don’t get me wrong, I love Supernatural, we all do, but really you guys have no idea how exactly it is.” you chuckled slightly.

“I mean, spending so much time with Jared, Misha and Jensen can have a serious impact on a girl. It certainly had on me!” you said matter-of-factly.

“Huh? What’s that supposed to mean?” Jared asked you with a funny face.

“I should better not give any information on that!” you said with a fake shudder “Anyway, as I was saying there actually was a movie I really enjoyed. Basically because it gave me chance to be away from Supernatural for a while. So I was so excited the first day of shooting and I went at the set, in the morning, happy that there would be no Jensen to eat the waffles before me. Or no Jensen to make funny faces behind the camera and distract me. No Jensen whatsoever. So I thought with relief finally no-” you continued speaking but Jensen cut you off.

“Wow I feel the love!” he said, putting a hand over his heart.

“Shut up Jenny.” you shushed him “Well as I was saying. I thought relieved that finally there was no Jensen there and I would maybe get a break from… everything that Jensen is. But you can guess my surprise when, once I went to get some waffles, I found-” you stopped and looked behind you to see Jensen had gotten up from his seat and was at the side of the stage where you had set your bag, and was devouring the mini croissants you had brought with you. “-THAT!” you exclaimed and pointed towards him.

Jensen raised his head, mouth stuffed “What?” he managed to say thought his mic with his mouth full off croissants.

“Nothing” you said with a slight sigh and a small smile “So, really, although I had more fun than in any movie I’ve been, I have to say that-” you let out a dramatic sigh “-I’ve missed the taste of waffles in the morning ever since!” you said with a chuckle.

“Well-” Jensen swallowed the last piece of croissant in his mouth “-you could always get some free waffles in the morning if you wanted to” he said simply, coming to sit back next to you.

“How?” you asked with a small frown. You wanted and feared to hear the answer.

“Well, you could always invite me home some evening” he said simply and you frowned more.

“And?” you asked, sure that there was more to that.

“Oh yeah, you know, and in the morning I would make you breakfast, waffles included” he said once again as if it was the most simple things in the world.

“And how do you connect one evening with your making me breakfast in the morning? Not to mention, why would you make me breakfast whatsoever!” you said really confused.

“Well that’s what a boyfriend does” he grinned cheekily.

“Jensen you’re not my boyfriend!” you tried to reason with him.

“Well after the night I would be” he winked and your eyes widened.

‘Whooing’ could be heard from all around, clapping and some laughter.

“Yeah, like hell am I letting you-” you started but he cut you off.

“Oh you will” he winked at you.

“Whatever, keep dreaming” you mumbled and avoided eye contact, opting for looking at the fan to avoid more heat to rise on your cheeks.

“I hope my answer was good enough for you, because now you’re gonna hear things that will surely blow your mind” you pointed at Jensen.

“And no Jensen, I’m not letting you blow out my mind with-” you cleared your throat “You ain’t getting any!” you said strictly and Jensen rolled his eyes.

“Yeah, just my luck. But to answer your question-” he started talking to the fan “-I really enjoyed that movie more than any other. Not only because I had to co-star with (Y/n) but because we actually had lots of fun there. I just guess I would have liked it better if there was some actual action in it” he said.

“It was an action movie. How much more action would you want there to be?” you frowned at him.

“I don’t mean that kind of action” he said with a smirk and you frowned more, looking at him in an expecting way “I mean the kind of action that involves only two people, most of the time male and female. Maybe a bed though it could be done-” he started speaking again but you cut him off.

“Ok we get it!” you exclaimed and everyone chuckled.

“Action with whom?” the fan asked. She seemed like a sweet girl but right now she was surely pulling your leg!

“I think it’s pretty obvious” he motioned to you “I mean, I was really freaking lucky to actually be her boyfriend in the movie but not enough as to get some action from it. Hell, there wasn’t even one complete freaking kiss scene! Just as we were about to share a kiss near the end of the movie a bomb went off nearby and we had to run. Only for me to actually get killed after that.” he said over-dramatically.

“And, believe it or not, I was actually happy that my death scene came because the script said that she would give me a final kiss. Couldn’t wait for that. But of course she had to ruin that too! She just opted for a kiss on the forehead and the worst is that the director didn’t mind it!” he said with a shake of his head.

“So yeah, although the movie was the one I enjoyed more than anything-” he let out a small sigh “-I’m still waiting for that kiss” he looked at you with puppy eyes and a small pout.

“And you surely ain’t getting it. Try as you might.” you said with a smug grin, pushing his face away.

“A guy can keep dreaming” he said with a small shrug.



“And trying to get what he wants”

anonymous asked:

Gochi and Vegebul on a double date, what would happen? What would you think would happen if Vegeto was stuck foreeeeveeeer, so Bulma and Chichi fused and became Bulchi?

1. It wouldn’t happen. Vegeta’s whipped, but he ain’t *that* whipped. Besides, he spends way too much time with Goku as it is. I doubt Bulma would want to set up something like this without the rest of the gang to make it a full-on party. All they’d do for the whole night is talk shop.

Unless this is the Swingers AU where they routinely swap spouses, in which case they go to a drive-in movie and have an orgy in the back seat. But it’s not, so they wouldn’t.

2. I read far enough into Dragon Ball Multiverse to know how they handled the idea. Vegito beats Buu, goes back home to his wives, and says he loves them equally. Chi-Chi nobly stands aside, since by her logic she already lost Goku seven years ago, so it’s only fair that Bulma gets her husband back, as long as Vegito raises Goten on the side.

I’m not sure I buy that, but I appreciate that they didn’t just go ‘lol bigamy’ like that’s a totally ordinary solution to these things. Really, thanks to Super, we know it’s a non-issue. The potara would wear off in an hour, and even if they didn’t, the Dragon Balls could reverse the effect, so there’s apparently ways to deal with this.

But if it was honest to goodness permanent, my scenario would be this. Vegito calls in a favor from the Supreme Kai, gets a second set of earrings, and proposes that Chi-Chi and Bulma fuse.

Maybe I’m being glib about this. I mean, really, fusing with someone else when it’s not an emergency is probably a big decision to make, but I can’t see either of them choosing to walk away from the marriage. And once they’re fused, like Vegito, they’d be totally cool with it. So why not?

Anyway, they’d turn into Bulchi, Gohan, Goten and Trunks are all brothers, problem solved.

But *before* that, Vegito would suggest they have a three-way, just to see what it’s like. After all, once they fuse, they won’t have another chance to do this again, so why not live a little? So they do it, and from there on, Vegito and Bulchi have mind-blowing fusion sex….

…Until the fusions wear off after about six months. Don’t ask why, it just happens. So they go back to the way it was, except each couple misses certain things about the other, and *that’s*how the Swingers AU starts. Thank you, you’ve been a wonderful audience!

anonymous asked:

I want you to spank me every time I'm naughty and pin me against the wall by m'y throat, choking me all the time and telling me who I belong to and proving it by choking me so hard you have to hold me up so I don't fall to the ground, but I'll love every second of it, and afterwards, we can cuddle for hours and watch our favorite movies and touch butts (specifically each other's)

You have no idea how much I would love that,baby.
You’ll be my little slut and my little princess