Why You Should Read: You’re A Loaded Gun (But You Know Me Better Than Anyone)

i’ve just finished reading danny-lawrencesLawstein HSAU and i am here to give you many reasons to read it if you’re still doubting yourself

  • “Fucking Turkey Sandwiches.”
  • not your usual lawstein fic (meaning they aren’t at each others throats and want to kill each other)
  • really funny and relatable original characters
  • it has laferry i mean come on
  • adopted! danny
  • danny’s parents are the best ok
  • artist! Carmilla
  • danny is a huge nerd about space srsly
  • it deals with abuse and its written very realistically
  • half of the conversations of carmilla and danny are so sweet it made my chest ache
  • Scooby Gang is friendship goals af
  • danny is the captain of the hockey team and perry is the goalie yo
  • theres smut but its not really descriptive if graphic smut makes you uncomfortable
  • lawstein are so disgustingly adorable they are dORKS OK
  • its a high school au guys we all like high school aus

come on guys its really really good its one of the best hsau’s i’ve ever read i promise GO READ IT NOW

~The family ties drinking game~

oKAY because i’m sick in bed with a good supply of orange juice on hand, I’ve come up with this highly sophisticated game. 

Take a sip of orange juice every time…

  • Elyse and Steven get all romantic with each other 
  • Mallory gets disgusted by them getting all romantic with each other
  • The phone rings
  • Someone drinks orange juice
  • Michael’s Canadian accent comes through
  • Skippy tries to be suave with Mallory
  • Alex insults Mallory’s intelligence
  • Jennifer tells it like it is and takes no shit
  • There’s a reference to 80′s pop culture
  • Steven plays/loses a game of chess to Alex
  • There’s a problem with the kitchen door (either it won’t close or it hits someone when it opens)

“There are places I remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remainAll these places had their moments
With lovers and friends
I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I’ve loved them allBut of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something newThough I know I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I’ll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more"

Family Ties (1982 - 1989)