yoshiijay

So I’m on the phone with Josie and I told her that I’m listening to Rack City and she goes:

“Please stop. It would be horrible for our friendship to end over something so petty, especially since you would be bringing it upon yourself.”

Apparently if I listen to gangster music we can’t be friends anymore.

Ooops.

I don't think anyone could understand my relationship with my bestfriend except us.
  • Josie:I don't like all these emotions. Since when do I have a vagina? I need to cut it off.
  • Me:Technically you would cut it out, not off.
  • Josie:Would that be uterus and all?
  • Me:I'm not sure, I'll do some research.
  • Josie:At least then I wouldn't have to take my birth control, because no uterus means no period, which means no pregnancy.
  • Me:Okay I think that, A) we should do some research on this, and B) we should pursue this professionally and avoid an at-home job.
  • Josie:No I think I could do it. Do you still have your latex glove?
  • Me:Yeah I have my one latex glove and my children's size face mask.
aw yay

Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people

Rule 4 - Let them know you have tagged them.

I was tagged by growingdistant

1. Which fictional character do you relate to most and why?

  • Meredith Grey, because i swear we are the same person. very similar life experiences and emotions and whatnot

2. What was the first fandom you were ever a part of?

  • ummmm i think it was ncis

3. What is your favorite form of bread (i.e. toast, breadsticks, etc.)?

  • FUCKIN GARLIC BREAD

4. If you could transform into any type of animal, what would you be and why?

  • i would be a giraffe because their dicks are four feet long

5. Do you believe in ghosts?

  • yes i do i saw one in my house when i was nine omfg scariest day of my life

6. Do you take the little shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels when you leave?

  • if i remember to do it, yeah those little bitches are great for when i run out of my normal hair stuff

7. You’re going on a 16 hour roadtrip and you can bring ANY one person with you. Who is it?

  • OH GOD THIS IS SO HARD probably either becca or josie or gavin so i could fuck him every chance i got jkjkjk but srsly

8. What was the last thing that you put into your mouth?

  • PENIS hahaha no jk it was diet dr pepper

9. Which fictional character and/or celebrity do you most ship yourself with?

  • oh geeze i don’t even know probably i can only think of people that i’d wanna be best friends with but if i had to choose i’d ship myself with Tony DiNozzo cuz he’s ho0o0o0o0ottt

10. What kind of toothpaste do you use?

  • ummm idk the 3D whitening one i’m too lazy to go look at the brand haha

11. What was the last movie you watched and what are your opinions about it?

  • For Lovers Only, and my opinion is that it is a flawless piece of art and if i could watch it 24/7 for the rest of my life, i would totally do it

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My Questions (sorry y'all, they’re shitty questions):

1. Who is your hero, and why?

2. If you could live in any decade, which decade would it be, and why?

3. What’s an unpopular opinion that you have?

4. What’s something you would tell your twelve-year-old self?

5. What’s your favorite word, and why?

6. Five favorite songs?

7. Who was your first celebrity crush? Current celebrity crush?

8. What is your favorite piece of literature?

9. Three pet peeves?

10. Do you believe people when they say that they have no regrets?

11. What is your favorite song lyric, and why?

I tag: lilmisssunshine yoshiijay becca1223 carolinasound imaprincessdamnit  youwillalwaysfindmehere

i can’t think of anyone else to tag oops

Tonight is just one of those nights, one of those really truly awful nights.

But talking to my bestfriend made it a little better. (:

And now I will be drowning my sorrows in candy, instrumental music, Crystal Light, and fanfics.