(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ ALL THE AU IDEAS
  • My car broke down and you just happen to be the only mechanic for fifty miles au
  • I’m a wedding planner and you’re a funeral director au
  • My cat got stuck in a tree and you’re who the fire department sent au
  • I’m a stressed out teacher and you just happen to be the super hot substitute filling in for me during my vacation au
  • You curse under your breath in a foreign language and I know I shouldn’t be turned on but I totally am au
  • We are neighbors and your ‘adult product’ ended up in my mailbox au
  • You work at the senior home my parents are staying at au
  • We are roommates who have started leaving passive aggressive notes to each other about doing the dishes correctly au
  • I drove all the way to the store for a certain box of cereal and you just picked up the last box au
  • My cable box isn’t working and you are the customer service representative I am connected to au
  • You stole my parking spot au
  • You babysit for my kids and they keep trying to set us up au
  • The senior class decided to haze me and duct tape me to a tree and you are the one who finds me au
  • You’re my surprisingly gorgeous roommate who likes to walk around our apartment shirtless au
  • So you’re the asshole who keeps photobombing my selfies au
  • I work at Starbucks and intentionally spell your name wrong on your cup au
  • Your dog tries to hump my leg every time it sees me au
  • I thought it was small animals stealing my vegetables from my garden but it’s you au
  • My phone number was written on a bathroom wall so you called for a good time au
  • You’re the douchebag that keeps trying to hack into my wifi au
  • I saw you studying for finals in the library and thought you might like some coffee au
  • We are strangers sitting next to each other during a scary movie and I totally just grabbed your hand but you haven’t pulled away au
  • I thought you were a home intruder but really you’re just the cable guy au
  • I just went through surgery and you’re my hot physical therapist au
  • You stole my usual seat at the coffee shop and I don’t know how to ask for it back au
  • You’re a hot firefighter and I might have pulled the fire alarm on purpose au
  • I got locked out of my apartment and you’re my neighbor that I’ve never spoken to but yes I’d like to crash on your couch until the locksmith arrives au
  • You mistook me for a famous movie star and I’m totally going along with it au
  • You’re the star quarterback and I’m the waterboy au
  • Rival newscasters au
  • I hit you with my car because you were jaywalking au
  • We went driving with no destination in mind and now we are totally lost au
  • I’m your upstairs neighbor and I might have just fallen through your ceiling au
  • I’m the new mailman and you like to check the mail in your underwear au
  • We are best friends who unknowingly share true love’s dance at a masquerade ball au
  • ALL THE AUS 

 

sleepover weekend (i wanna do this all weekend)
  • confess shit to me
  • i’ll give you some advice
  • fmk
  • first impressions of me
  • what/who you associate with me
  • you can come talking kinks if u wish
  • juST TALK TO ME
  • we can become friENDS???
  • funny stories
  • you can tell ghost stories??
  • band/music recs
  • fluffy fic recs
  • not so fluffy fic recs B)
  • or scary shit about scary places i love that shit
  • ok please i aM SO LONELY
  • headcannons?? (honestly brownie point for this)
  • hc abt frerard or petekey especially
  • art student!gerard is also the window to my soul
  • so is ppl talking to me abt vincent van gogh tbh

ALL CAN BE ANON OR NAH IDGAF

Alex picks his and his Lebanese lover’s next sacrifice. 

This blue speckled home, this
eggshell globe beneath my feet will
rotate 1,040 miles in the next

59 minutes and all I could tell
you that’s moved me would be her
smile.  All I could tell you about
change would be atmospheric

pre s s u re in this ribcage when that
girl walks in a room, I forget  
how to speak even though my mouth

has built a bed for her name,
shelter, a roof over
even the thought of her.

But this paper mache planet, this
soaked soil of our roots will complete
a full turn on its axis in 23.93 hours,

and we could compare it to the
background stars, see when it measures
up at the precise alignment and call it
the same, but it is not the same,

it is another rotation in its history
it is not the same because we are always
changing, people are always leaving
and attraction is the marrow of gravity

and the only thing I know about
love is that everything always moves
towards coalescence or collapse.

—  valentina thompson, astronomic feelings

It took my mother eight years

to accept me for being gay. For eight years I sat
and watched my house burn. I watched her save the baby

photos but leave the baby–I know I should be grateful
that she came around at all. That she forgave me.

I’ve been told that it’s not her fault. It is how she was 
raised. I’ve been told it’s our family’s old way

of thinking. I’ve been told to forgive this
stubborn inheritance, this thing that has lived

inside her, and her mother, and her mother’s father–
I’ve been told that once you’ve been stabbed, it is better to leave 

the blade inside the body–removing the dagger will only open
the wound further. Forgiveness will bleed you thin. If you ignore

it, your skin could close around the metal. This is a part of you
now, that is all you will find when my body crumbles, this vengeful

child, this shiny grudge, a thirteen-year-old boy crawling
from the ashes, holding a gas can in his hands.

—  from the poem “Stubborn Inheritance” by Hieu Minh Nguyen, from his book This Way To The Sugar