yooo face

life has gone to shit in the past few weeks and so i decided to start waking up early and taking charge of my life. it’s going ok so far. i am a night owl, though, soooo listen to me my tips work y’all

getting ur sleep hours

  • okok so iK that this is not always possible n u stay up late doing crap for school or smthing BUT
  • waking up early becomes so much better and easier and calmer when u get ur hours ok
  • find out how many hours u need (varies from person to person; me it’s 8 hours which kills me bc so much frigggging time)
  • depending on what time u want to wake up at, calculate it backwards and this new hour is ur hour that u absolutely cannot stay up past*
  • (* unless u absolutely absolutely have to. i understand that sometimes u just have too much stuff to do and u gta get it done. so in that case u would have to go to sleep as early as u can - meaning after ur deadline has passed, u focus focus focus n don’t do shenanigans.)
  • the idea here is u want a routine ok bc ur body likes routines ur brain likes routines and eventually it’ll wake up naturally at the time

ur alarm

  • this can either go both ways, whatever works 4 u:
    • make it RLLY RLLY shrilly n hella annoying that u hate it and u go and turn it off
      • warning: this can backfire bc u just turn it off and don’t actually wake up
    • or u make it like soft and happy and pretty
      • warning: similarly this can backfire bc u r still sleepy bc soft and happy and pretty
  • either way!!!!!!! DO NOT HIT THE SNOOZE
  • u made the promise to urself to wake up early, honour it. don’t be a shitty person who can’t keep their word. (look @ me guilting u)
  • some ppl like their alarms far but i don’t have enough self control for that lol like my alarm is my phone n getting out of bed b4 sleep to put my phone across the room eh

ur awake. now what?

  • ur probably still sleepy af bc ur a sleep-deprived person who would ideally be sleeping but u persevere my friend
  • ok first thing u do is get out of bed bc the bed is ur enemy and it distracts u ok it sucks!!!!!!!!!
  • couple things to stay awake:
    • in the winter especially i blast light in my face 2 tell my brain “yooo it’s like the day now can u wake the hell up” and then serotonin comes in and it’s like “yooo ty
    • wash my face w/cooold (diduthinkiwasgnasaycool) water bc that wakes u up !!! if u’ve ever been woken up w/water!!! yes it works !!!
    • some ppl r like exercise but be warned: this only works if ur body is somewhat used 2 exercise like mine is not and so exercising in the morning just makes me tired tbh
    • stimulate ur mind ya ok some ppl r against electronics in the morning but idk watching a funny vid or smthing cheers me up a lot (laughing!!! important)

rewards

  • bc we r humans driven by desires
    i make like a nice breakfast that i like w/like fruits and like good things and it makes me feeling nice n it’s usually rlly tasty
    • things i like to eat: berry smoothies, burrito wraps, congee, dates lol i’m obsessed w/dates rn
  • sometimes i also plan my outfit n i’m like yooooooo i look so good and it gets me feeling rl nice
  • i also have a short impromptu dance party bc like i can afford it w/the time i have now like i don’t listen to music that much anymore :( but now i have a special time to dedicate to music and dance and it’s gr8

final words

  • pls persevere; habits r not made overnight n u will miss some days n it will be totally ok
  • sunrises r nice to actually see and it’s x108908394 easier in the winter bc later sunrise time soooo js
  • my best friend just texted me “can we nap together tmrw” and that pretty much sums us up idk why that’s relevant but s.o. to him !!!
  • i rlly want a burrito rn
  • ur a superstar u can do it also wtf is sleep who needs that???
  • <3

anonymous asked:

9, 20, and 25?^^

aah, sorry this one is a little late ! o:

9. Bright room or dark room?
dark room for sure. i have black out curtains in my bedroom, actually lol.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
ohoh? c; i’d say my hair. even when i’m exhausted, it looks nice~

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
i’d save it ! 0: i usually do any time i get money. spend it on food or a new game later on.

“I expect you to get your ass down here and assist me as soon as possible, son. The receptionist is taking forever to handle this, you know Rodney isn’t exactly the most patient—oh, right, hold on. There’s someone here. Thank God.” He switched off his phone; attempted to ease down the ruffles and raggedness in his voice thus he could garner his composure. His shoulders became firm, but somewhat loose at the same time, and he turned around to face whoever was on the opposite side. “You. Have you seen Samantha?”

(Thank you so much for following me! 
I know i’m not the best at answering quickly, but i’m really happy to see you’re such a huge amout of persons enjoying my work!!

2016 was a mass of health problems with some really cool moments, and i hope 2017 will be fucking better!! I’ll post more!! Answer more questions!! Bring Purasu back!!…Well, only if you’re okay with that. But yeah!! motivation!!)

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I had to draw something for this amazing fic (this is the fic my mom almost caught me reading ahahaha)

OMG I LOVE arbitraryallegory’s STUFF SO MUCH!!! I wanna draw even more stuff ahahah

(bonus nsfw: pervert level is over 9000)