yolo i screamed

Me: “money’s a little tight right now, I should save up”

One of my favorite bands: “We’re going on tour, hope to see you there! :)”

Me: ………………

My bank account: “hoe don’t you do it”

Me: ………………………..

My bank account: “hoe i swear-!”

Me: *buys tickets. makes travel plans*

My bank account: “oh my god”

to those who kicked me in this post  ( @forovnix and @saltier-than-thou ): i grant you some words you kicked me into writing

also @dystopiansushi bc i love her

from a fic i haven’t really talked about but hinted at a few times shhh

im hope u like and it isnt trash

(also i tried posting this once before and i think tumblr ate it????? sorry if u had to see this twice idk what’s happening w/ this hellsite)

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anonymous asked:

hey there! can i request a prompt for any of the youtubers you write for with the prompts "That's terrible idea!" "I know, I know." "Hold on, I'll get the camera!" thanks! love your blog btw! 💙

This is such a Markiplier prompt, though! I immediately thought of him upon reading it :P So I’ll do it with Mark, hope you enjoy :D

Originally posted by calypso-talisman

“Boom, I’ll be jumping into the swimming pool! I’ll do it!” I had that idea and it would surelly complete the video and make it hilarious for sure, but…

“Jumping into the swimming pool?” Mark repeated emotionlessly.

“So what do you think?” I stared at him excitedly, forcing him to tell me his opinion about it since he didn’t seem too keen of doing it himself.

For a moment, he just stared at me. He made a face, as though he was disgusted or outraged by what I had just said. 

“That’s a terrible idea!” Mark told me in that deep voice of his.

“I know, I know” I averted his gaze, feeling stupid and embarrassed.

“Hold on, I’ll get the camera!” Before I could look at him again, he had stood up and ran to get it at superspeed.

So meanwhile I went outside and walked over to the swimming pool while Mark came back with his camera. As soon as he did and he gave me a thumbs up, I grinned mischievously.

Judging by the smirk on his face, a very smug one, he did not think I was going to jump. But I smirked even wider than him when I prepared to do so.

It was our thing, challenging the other and being all playful like. Even though we never ended up doing any of the things we said or that we dared the other to do. I just thought it would be hilarious to do it this time.

“Yolo!” I screamed to the camera as I jumped into the water.

Before I dove in, I could see the look of utter shock and disbelief in Mark’s face. Speechless, his jaw dropped and his eyes grew bigger.

When I swom to the surface, Mark had put the camera on the floor and was staring at me.

“Oh my God, you actually did it!” He freaked out a little as he ran to the edge of the swimming pool and offered me a hand.

“I told you I would do it!” I exclaimed back as I took it and he effortlessly pulled me out of the water.

“I’m supposed to be the stupid one, Y/N!” 

“Calm down, silly” 

“Calm down?!” Hurriedly, he took his jacket off and put it over me. “Are you crazy? It’s winter, that must be fucking freezing!”

“Didn’t think I was gonna do it, huh?” Even if I was starting to shiver and it was definitely very stupid, I couldn’t help but to smirk again. “You must have seen your face!”

“Oh, shut up!” Still apprehensive and nervous, he urgently pulled me into a hug and wrapped his arms around me as he tried to warm me up.

But as I cuddled him for warmth I thought that it was definitely hilarious.


You have to get Josh. His sister died in a fire while she was babysitting him. She tried to put it out, he ran outside. He went off campaigning, his father died. He wakes up in the hospital and discovers the President’s been shot. He goes through everyday worried that someone he likes is going to die and it’s going to be his fault. What do you think makes him walk so fast? {insp}

Me: I love all the characters on MTV scream! 

Will Belmont, Seth Branson, Mayor Maddox, Miguel Acosta, Kevin Duval, and Nina Patterson all in unison: Wow thank you so mu- 


[I Choose you - Dan and Phil]

“do you think you and phil are going to be best friends forever?”

“that’s the plan”


In honor and celebration of This Amazing Book/Tour is Not On Fire (and really all of their accomplishments), I decided to make this very simple video.
I made it simple for a reason. Although there are a lot of mixed emotions for the book and tour, what I think we should all realize is how big of a step this is for the two of them. They are the biggest part of eachother’s lives, and this is probably one of their biggest accomplishments together. They started out small, and have worked their way up so much. Yet, they are still just Dan and Phil. As they’ve said before, this book is their way of documenting their story forever, so that even when they are no longer uploading content their story can live on. The story of two men who simply love each other so much, in whatever form it may be, and have created such an amazing community through that.

I wanted to portray that in this video, although my video can’t do it justice.

Their friendship and how genuine it is shows through every video they make, and I strongly believe the book and tour will do the same.

I’m so proud of Dan and Phil. With everything they’ve made, and how far they’ve come.

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shout out to my parents who 4 years ago bought me tablet even though my drawings were complete shit bungee jumping can’t compete with the levels of risk they took honestly what were they thinking??? did they throw the coin???? did they pay while screaming yolo???????? i demand answers

Straight White Boy Problem #300

When I screamed , “YOLO!!” after I hopped on my wet bicycle seat, I wasn’t playin. I never want this to happen in my life ever again and my Nike shorts are really wet now, but I will learn from my past mistakes and never do this again……………………sikeeeeee

markhamillz  asked:

On the topic of Countdown, if you were given the central plot of countdown (stuff like Mary Marvel going evil, the whole Superboy Prime thing), how would you have written it?

“Becoming evil” is about moral compromise - making hard decisions and having to live with the consequences, justifications to yourself and to others for actions that are immoral. It is not “I was given eeeevil powers so now I act evil!” It’s the ROAD to hell is paved with good intentions, not “Leap into the pit of hell while screaming YOLO.”

I wouldn’t have included Superboy Prime at all, frankly.  XD

As for other stuff? I’d have to think about it again.