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Dear diary

my evil twin made a tumblr account 2day and i was soooooooooooooo mad @ him at first but then yoko said we probs h8 each other bc of sexual tension so then she told us to do it in the road and we totes did with our alter ego and john ok wow it was weird but fun i think?????????????

and john and yoko r gettin married so today is just a weird day and i dont know how to feel, u feel me

MARTYNA’S FOLLOW FOREVER

yep that’s right, i did it.

I just wanted to thank you all for being flawless and making my dash cooler everyday. I may not talk to some of you but you know that I love you very much. Not every letter is filled up, but I hope you understand why. Here we goo


thank you for existing <3 and merry (early) christmas!
Dear diary

about to change my profile pic and info because john just broke up with me <////////33333333333333333333 :’(((((((

i just found out he made the burn book, and now he’s breaking up with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugh!!!!! 100000000000000000000000000000% real tears in my eyes right now and they are not from the hot sauce i am drinking 

why is life SO CRUEL???????????

yokoonosfacebook replied to your post: heLLo lind@. i tHouGHt yoU miGHT liKe to knoW tHaT yoUR huSBanD hAs aPPLieD to bE my huSBanD’S miSTRess.

mY maCRoBioTic diEt iS fiNe foR mE, th@nk you. s0 yoU aRe fiNe wiTh pAUL mAkiNg loNG tERM pLAns to chEat oN yoU? do yoU knOW he hAS aLso bEen fLirTing wiTh gEorGe?

uM YOKO PLS STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY CALM I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PEACE ACTIVISM YOUR UNZEN IS TARNISHING MY ZEN