yodeling practice

Heidi doo, y'all! Surprise, Harmonizers! Or should I be calling you Harmonicas now? 😂 Fifth Harmony is going country! RnB Harmony who? More like RnD Harmony, as in Red Dirt HeeHawmony woohoo!

So saddle up, fokes, and start stretching your goozle and practice yodeling coz it’s gonna be a whole heaps of fun!

Track list for 5H3:

• Body Rockabilly
• 1000 Banjos
• Top Down Yonder
• Work From Farm
• That’s My Cowgirl
• Ain’t That Kind Of Southern Belle
• Big Bad Wolf (tryna eat my cow)
• Squeeze (a quarter so tight the eagle screams)
• All In My Barn (Tex)
• Ride On Me (cowboy)
• No Way Highway Blues
• I’m In Love With A Cowboy
• Like Mariah Carrie Underwood
• Who In Tarnation Are You?
• Miss Boogie-Woogie On
• This Is The Country Life Life Life
• Whup It (not too rough, maybe just enough)

So strap on your boots and grab your cowboy hats, and get ready to jam with your banjos and harmonicas.

i know that red dwarf is a Really Obscure fandom but i just thought ‘trans Lister and Rimmer’ and cant stop…

it’s why lister could get pregnant during Future Echoes hrhghgh but mainly pls imagine rimmer being Extremely™ grossed out by how infrequently lister washes his smegging binder

they were roommates before lister was put into suspension too so just. please imagine that rimmer has just taken a shower and has gotten pitifully stuck in his binder while trying to put it back on and lister refuses to help and just Laughs At Him For Hours because, for some reason, lister Never gets stuck, and rimmer is jealous of his inexplicable skill

after the crew dies and lister is awakened can you imagine the conversations

“well miladdo turns out there’s one upside to being dead”

“yeh?”

“holly can project my hologrammatic body any way i want so” rimmer takes a deep breath and practically yodels “G O O D B Y E   D Y S P H O R I A”

“aw SMEG OFF”

captainimcrazylikethat-deactiva  asked:

Wildehopps mama

  • Who said “I love you” first
    Nick did, it was totally an accident too like one night she was back visiting her family and they were talking on the phone and he went to say good night and “I love you” just slipped out. He was absolutely mortified and she had to hunt him down when she got back so she could tell him that she loved him too.
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background
    Both. Judy asked if he would take a selfie with her and then saved it and set it as her background. Nick later secretly sent it to himself so he could set it, too.
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
    Nick does, and sometimes he doesn’t actually mean for her to see it. Like he’ll write sappy things and she’ll see them later and take pictures of it and sent it to him and he’s always like “god damn it I forgot.”
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts
    Judy omg. The girl has a terrible habit of just buying things on a whim because they remind her of people and Nick is the one she buys stuff for most often. He loves it though.
  • Who initiated the first kiss
    Judy did because she was tired of him pussy-footing around it, so one day after work she just straight up grabbed his tie and kissed him. Like right in front of Clawhauser. Who totally fainted.
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning
    Judy does, it’s one of the only ways she can get him awake without him being a grouchy puss. 
  • Who starts tickle fights
    Nick, though he always regrets it because her first reaction to being tickled is to either punch him or kick him in the gut.
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
    There is no asking, it just happens. Nick likes to sneak in on her for *ahem* “fun”, while she will do it to save on their water bill.
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
    Both. Judy will sometimes secretly pack like sandwiches and such, while Nick will show up with take-out every now and then.
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date
    NICK BLESS HIS HEART. He was terrified of doing anything wrong and he actually stammered and fell over his own feet. Judy was the one who had to reassure him and hold his paw first.
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders
    Judy. Bunny is practically fearless.
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk
    Nick, and boy it does not take much prompting. When he’s like completely smashed he will get up on the highest point he can find and practically yodel about how much he loves her. Their coworkers will egg him on and it pisses Judy off every time because he keeps getting them kicked out of places.
Accidents Don't Just Happen Accidentally (Part 2)

You guys wanted a part two, so here it is! Please let me know what you guys think, it would mean the world to me if I got some feedback! Enjoy!

Accidents Don’t Just Happen Accidentally Series

Originally posted by stayclassysupernatural

Jensen:

Originally posted by hottiejensen

As you walked into the pizzeria Jensen said to meet him at, you spotted Jared’s questioning look. Oh no, Jensen didn’t tell him you were coming.

“Um, hi Y/N.” Jared awkwardly said, scooting over in the booth to make room for you. You sat next to him, facing Jensen who was across from you.

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to intrude. I was kinda-”

“I invited her.” Jensen stated, giving you a small smile. “Don’t worry, darlin’, Jared doesn’t bite.”

“Not usually.” Jared said with a grin. As his attention was turned to you, Jensen quickly dumped at entire shaker full off salt into his co-star’s soda. It took everything you had not to giggle and give it away.

“So, Y/N, how long you been acting?” Jensen said with a knowing grin.

“Well, I’ve acted in some small commercials, but this is the first time I’ve landed a major role.” You said, looking from Jensen’s to Jared’s intent faces. “I’m actually kinda nervous.”

“Don’t be!” They both said simultaneously. How sweet.

“You were amazing earlier today, Y/N! No need to be nervous at all!” Jared said, looking at you incredulously.

“Trust me, babe, you’re great. If anything, I’m always here to help if you-”

“ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, JENSEN?!” Jared screamed, spitting soda everywhere.

Jensen was unable to hold in his laughter. He cackled (Jensen Cackles), letting his head fall back. You couldn’t help but laugh, too. Jared was viciously wiping his tongue on the neck of his shirt, trying to get the saltiness out.

Throughout all the commotion and laughter, you seem to have latched onto how Jensen called you ‘babe’. You knew you shouldn’t think much of it, but it sounded like heaven to your ears.

“Y/N, do you mind if I-” Jared asked, holding up your drink.

You laughed. “Sure, go ahead.”

With that, he began to chug down your soda only to be stopped short by another coughing fit.

Jensen started laughing again. He was practically yodeling.

“DUDE, YOU SPIKED HER DRINK, TOO?!” Jared shouted in disbelief. You turned to Jensen in shock.

“Seriously, Jensen? I thought we were friends!” You scowled, shaking your head.

“Aw, don’t take it personally, I do it to all new cast members.” He said with a wink. You smiled at him, staring for a moment too long before you looked down at the table. You felt like an idiot for gawking at him, but damn this man was gorgeous.

“I’m not new!” Jared grumbled.

His words seemed to have gone unnoticed by Jensen because when you looked up again, he was gazing at you like you were royalty.

“Alright, I’ll be back. I gotta go wash my mouth. Thanks J.” Jared rolled his eyes before stomping away like a moose.

You and Jensen shared a laugh as you both looked at the evidence before you. Spilled and spat out soda was dripping off the side of the table and the empty salt shaker stood in its wake.

“You’re terrible!” You said with a smirk, shaking your head.

“Aw, come on. You don’t mean that.” He scoffed with a smirk of his own playing at his lips.

“I do.” You laughed. “You are a terrible human being.”

“You should see the stuff he does to me.”

You laughed again, watching the crinkles in his eyes move as he laughed along with you. God, this man was a work of art. You got lost in his laugh. It was such a beautiful sound.

You were gawking again, this time you didn’t catch yourself before it was too late.

“See something you like?” He asked with a smirk.

“Um- I uh… I was just-” You stuttered, feeling a heat rise to your cheeks. His smile grew wider as he started at your stammering mess.

“It’s okay. Sometimes I catch myself staring at you, too.” He said, trying to suppress a smile. You felt your heart rate quicken and you almost forgot how to breathe.

You were about to reply when someone slid into the booth beside you.

“How come I wasn’t invited?” Misha asked with mock innocence.

Jensen pried his eyes from you to look at him. Jared came back from the bathroom and slid in next to Jensen.

“Oh, Misha. Nice of you to join us.” Jared said with sarcasm dripping from his tone.

“I am upset that you guys literally never invite me to anything.”

Jensen’s eyes met yours and he exchanged an apologetic look. You tried to hide a smile, but it was proven to be extremely hard with him watching you.

“It’s okay.” You mouthed. He gave a small nod and took his eyes off of you to watch as the other two bickered and joked.

He was something.


The next morning, as you clocked in for work, the man you were all too happy to see bumped into you.

“Hey!” You exclaimed, bumping him back.

“Sorry, sweetheart. Didn’t see you there.” He smirked, reaching over you to sign his name on the call sheet. He was much taller than you so your head was right under his arm.

You reached your hand up to sign your name under his and bumped his hand in the process. His signature turned into a sloppy mess. He groaned.

“Whoops, sorry. Didn’t see you there.” A smirk of your own played at your lips as you got out from under his arm and made your way to your dressing room.

Jensen stood dumbfounded for a moment, watching as you walked away from him. Wow was all he could think. You made him feel really excited to come to work today. How cliche, right? He laughed to himelf, putting down the pen and walking in the oppposite direction to his own room.

As you entered your room, the smell of flowers hit you. You looked to your dresser to see a boquet of roses awaiting you. You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion as you walked towards it and picked up the card.

“Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

There’s no one alive

who’s as pretty as you.”


You smiled from ear to ear, turning the card over to check for a name. There wasn’t any. You had your suspicions, but that takes away all the fun.

You shook your head, placing the card back on the table and gazing at your beautiful roses.

Originally posted by sweetpea9873


Jared:

Originally posted by exbloodjunkie

Your next day on set went smoothly with little to no mistakes on your part. You were actually pretty proud of yourself. You were getting the hang of being surrounded by celebrities. You even got to know Misha a little better and realized he wasn’t that much of a weirdo.

“Alright, I’ll see you guys tomorrow!” You called from over your shoulder as you clocked out for the day. You heard a few goodbyes as you continued to walk out the door.

The night air felt cool against your skin as you scurried to your car. It was the ending of Fall, nearing Winter and you decided it was okay to walk outside your house with just a cardigan covering your bare arms. You clambered into your car, dropping your bag off in the passenger’s seat. You started up the engine and waited for your car to heat up. It was way too cold to be driving it right now.

Minutes passed and you finally gained the courage to just drive. If your fingers fell off, it was your own fault.

As you drove through the parking lot, you spotted a man leaning over a his car engine. The hood was propped up, blocking his face. However, his body language sent off frustration.

“You need some help?” You called, stopping in front of the car.

The man peeked through the hood of his car, a look of relief filling his features. Jared.

“Well, my car broke down on me again. Stupid piece of sh-”

You laughed, your breath clearly visible in white puffs in front of you. “Do you need a ride?”

“Oh, I couldn’t ask you to-”

“Just get in.”

He gave you an uneasy look before slamming the hood down and making his was to the passenger side of your car. You moved your purse to the ground to accommodate him.

“Are you sure? Do you have somewhere to be right now?” He asked, looking at you with those sweet puppy dog eyes.

“Jared, quit your worrying. I’m a loner with literally nothing waiting for me when I get home. I’ll be happy to give you a ride.” You smiled at him in the darkness. You made out the tiniest little smile on his face.

“Okay.” He finally agreed. “Thank you.”

“Don’t mention it.”

You laughed two and talked on the road to Jared’s house. He would only occasionally interrupt the conversation with a “turn here” or “keep going”. He was the most down-to-earth guy on the planet. He talked as if you two have known each other for years. There was no awkwardness whatsoever and you couldn’t have been more grateful.

“Well, I’m guessing this is your stop.” You said, pulling up to his house with a hidden sad smile.

“Why don’t you come in for a little? I’ll pay you for the ride home with some hot cocoa.” He said with a hopeful look.

“Oh, no. I couldn’t bother you.”

“Y/N, I am asking you to come join me.” He said. “You could never bother me.”

You smiled and let out a defeated sigh. You grabbed your keys and followed the tall man into his house. He seemed to be overjoyed at the feeling of having company over.

“Make yourself at home. Feel free to kick your feet up and turn on the tv if you want. I’ll go get the hot cocoa.” He smiled, taking off his jacket and scarf and hanging them on his coatrack. He ventured off to what you could assume was the kitchen.

You sighed, looking around. Jared’s home was so cozy looking. It made you feel comfortable. It in no way looked like it was owned by a celebrity. Then you began to wonder. What am I doing in Jared’s house? He was Jared and you were you. It wasn’t every day that guys invited you into their house. Especially guys like Jared.

You sat, basking in your thoughts for what felt like hours before Jared came through with steaming mugs. He sat beside you, handing you your hot cocoa. You gave him a small smile and muttered a thank you.

You too sat and talked about anything and everything. No matter what, this man never fails to make you feel like you’re the most important thing in the world.

However, you time together got cut short when you noticed what time it was. 2:30am.

“Oh, shit! I’m sorry, Jared. I gotta go. It’s really late and I shouldn’t be keeping you up.” You mumbled, getting your things together.

“Don’t go.” He said almost on instinct. He looked embarrassed when he realized that he was pleading. He quickly tried covering it up. “I’ll be bored without you.”

You laughed. “How sad. What ever might you do for the next 4 hours until call-time tomorrow?”

He laughed at your sarcasm.

“I really have to go, though.” You said with a sad smile.

He sighed. “Okay, Y/N. I’ll walk you out.”

You followed Jared back through his house to the front door. You were saddened by the thought of having to leave when you and him were just starting to hit it off.

You opened the door, feeling a cold gust of wind against your skin.

“Woah, hold on there.” Jared said, gently grabbing your arm and pulling you away from the door. “Can’t have you catching a cold.”

You smiled to the ground, shaking your head. “Jared, I’m fine!”

He pulled a hoodie off of his coat rack and put it over your head. “Come on, arms in.”

“I’m not a baby!” You protested, slipping your arms through the sleeves. The hoodie was like blanket on you. You laughed, looking down at your body in his clothes. The sleeves went down past your finger tips and the bottom went to your thighs.

“There you go, all warm and cozy.” He grinned like an idiot. You swore your heart rate just sped up.

“Jared, I look like a marshmallow.” You laughed again, crossing your arms over your chest. He just kept grinning.

“Oh! And one more thing.” He said, reaching for something at the very top of the rack. He pulled down a navy blue beanie and placed it on your head, covering your ears.

“Jaaaaareeeed!” You groaned. You had to admit, you did feel warm, but you felt weird borrowing his clothes.

He ignored your protests, as he placed his hands on your shoulders. “Goodnight, marshmallow.”

You smiled up at him. “Goodnight.”

He gave you one last smile before allowing you to leave. He watched you as you walked to your car, just incase.

You waved goodbye as you pulled out of his driveway.

Before you could drive down the road, you saw flashes out of the corner of your eyes. Confused and startled, you look near the trees to see a small man with a huge camera. He was taking photos like mad.

“Hey!” Jared yelled, going after him. I guess celebrities really do have paparazzi swarming them. Before any more pictures were taken, you drove off.

As you sat in your car on the way home, you couldn’t help but be afraid as to what headlines will be all over the internet tomorrow. You’ve seen what they do to celebrities who are caught with someone late at night. You’d get called all types of names and get all types of accusations. People don’t even know that you’re an actor on the show yet. What will make it worse is the fact that you’re wearing his clothes, too. Well, it wasn’t too worse. After all, at least you were warm.

You smiled to yourself and kept driving, thoughts of Jared swarming in your mind.

Originally posted by themegalosaurus