Headcanon that Ed will eat anything after starving on Yock Island.
Other headcanon that Fuery is afraid of spiders. When he sees one he whines until Breda sighs and kills it. One day the stars align and Ed is in the office when Fuery sees a large spider.
Breda sighs and gets something to smash it with and Ed stops him like, “Whoa, you’re just going to kill it? Dude, no.” Then climbs up on a filing cabinet to reach it.
Havoc’s like, “Boss, you’re the last person I expected to be a bleeding heart towards Goddamn spiders of all things.”
Ed grabs it by a leg and Fuery freaks out because gross, he’s touching it! Ed looks Fuery dead in the eye and pops it in his mouth and chews.
Fuery screams so loud he wakes Mustang from his second afternoon nap and he slams through the door just after Ed jumps down.
He sees Fuery nearly in tears, Havoc gaping horrified, Breda cackling like a maniac, and Falman and Hawkeye trying to hold their pokerfaces while Ed does his best impression of innocence.
He doesn’t want to know, and shouldn’t ask. “What happened?” He asks anyway.
“Fuery saw a spider,” Falman deadpans, “Edward killed it.”
Fuery stops whining about spiders when Ed’s around.