Things I don’t like number 56073:
Companies who deliver on a Saturday.
I order things online so that I can hide my purchases from my husband.
I don’t want him to know I’ve just bought 3 pairs of shoes.
I want him to say in 3 month’s time, “Are they new shoes?”
And I say, “What these? I’ve had them ages”
It is true that that internet can ruin your life…