yo mate

yo my mate passed this down to me so im gonna be a lad and pass it out to all you fellas out there tryna pass more, coconut oil is liquid gold. you get it in a solid block and put it in warm water to melt it in the jar, but you get the idea. and its super cheap. you can get it for £3 in superdrug and boots in the uk. rub it on your face and leave it overnight and it does wonders for facial hair growth for pre t dudes, ive only used it twice now but i’m already getting a tiny moustache. its lit.

No quiero seguir escribiéndote cosas que no vas a leer,ni dedicándote canciones que jamas vas a escuchar,no quiero sentir todo lo que siento,es estúpido el hecho de haber creído que una persona como vos se iba a fijar en alguien como yo,tan rota y perdida.

“Why don’t we watch the sun come up and figure out what we’re going to do with all this time, eh Lazuli?”

“Sorry I interrogated you. You were just full of such useful information. That’s a sincere compliment.”

“H-2-Oh my GOSH!”…“It’s a gift for you!  You know, ‘cause water’s your thing.”

“See, the ribbon is even blue.  I got yo’ number!”


💙 💚 Barn Mates 💚 💙

Peridot, you little flirt!  She wasn’t even subtle about it in this episode. 

Making the suggestion of watching the sun rise together is an obvious old romantic cliche.  She also tries “complimenting” Lapis, as well as using a couple of very cheesy lines and presenting her with gifts.

lmaoo it’s almost even between all of them haha

I still think I like saying I’m a Slytherin tho

here’s the test too btw

K recommends stuff pt. IV

PEOPLE REJOICE THERE ARE GOOD THINGS IN THE WORLD AND THEY ARE COMING YOUR WAY.

I JUST STUMBLED ACROSS THIS AND YOU GUYS THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO WATCH AFTER ADDICTED. I AM SERIOUS.

(Behold of Hang Hang’s sex stares the tension is so friggin’ real)

So the thing is called《烟袋斜街10号》(Yandaixie Street No. 10) and it’s super gay and super cute and will leave you screaming at your laptop.

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anonymous asked:

yo mate, did you see Plankton Gets the Boot and Spongebob's Place yet?? please share your thoughts

I DID FINALLY GET AROUND TO WATCHING THOSE EPS!!!

my thoughts are: spongebobs place made me really sad. mr krabs was just jealous and wanted attention and everyone was being so unnecessarily mean to him - like at some point he did some things to deserve that treatment, but he only started doing them BECAUSE how everyone was being mean to him … and the way he became depressive because no one appreciated him or his contributions and after getting himself hurt just asked the doctors to drive him to the morgue because he was done…. it made me sad. krabs admitting to spongebob that he was jealous and that spongebob didnt need him was both sad but … sweet? like the fact that mr krabs is right, and spongebob doesnt need him to run a successful business himself, but spongebob WANTS him in his life is… really sweet. i felt bad for mr krabs though. i do have to admit i don’t like how eps can exaggerate how horrible mr krabs’ cooking can be when hes severely out of practice without mentioning that hes rusty at all - because to have made it this far in the business he HAS to be good and in other eps he is shown to BE good - but thats just….. a personal thing that bothers me, nothing wrong with the ep structure or narrative itself. its good

plankton gets the boot was exactly what i was hoping for!!! KAREN DUMPED HIM FOR BEIN A PIECE OF SHIT!!! she briefly took him back at the end of the episode BUT DUMPED HIM AGAIN FOR CONTINUING TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT TO HER!!! OH MY GOD!!! also i like how krabs is the first person plankton thinks of when he says he has friends he could crash with. like, obviously he didnt actually crash with krabs, but man. makes for decent au material. also i like spongebobs attempts to help plankton become nicer (though a failure comparison to the 2nd movie) … although plankton was kinda weird abt it as soon as he saw spongebob in a dress :/ i wasnt so big on that part

😂😂💥 So me ex-mate bein like 😡😤👊 ay yo mate ye be fookin a new bassist witout me mate??? 🎸✂️ Sue ta FUCCK out ya mate 📞💷💷 and so me mate 🇫🇷 Tom 🇫🇷 be like 😭 EY c'est quoi ce bordel‼️⁉️ get your OWN fookin band bloke ⛔️⛔️👉 stop covering OUR shit 👌👌 so Me n the Lads got gether to create 🌐🎶🎼🎸🎻🎤🎹 MUSIC COMPLETE 🔊💡🎵 So me mates got our shit @ #⃣1⃣ in the foukin 🇬🇧📈 charts n Me ex-mate be 🍑💢asssore like 🚽👀🔎 ayo blokes got what?? 💔🖕⁉‼️🔪💰 wheres my fookin share⁉️ n That bloke took me Band Mummy 💕👓🚺 Rebecca back to fockin Manchester 🇬🇧✈️ for court n Guess wot⁉️💯✔️ our sales increased 📈↗️↗️⬆️ from his bloody 🔪💉 shittalk‼️😂😂😝 Which bloke really wins mate⁉️☑️🖕❄️🔥👏👏
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no, the machine in question is not a car seat or public-restroom diaper changing station.