yo mama jokes

the signs as Yo Mama jokes

aries: yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.

aquarius: yo mama so fat she can’t fit in this joke

cancer: yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family

capricorn: yo mama so stupid when she saw a drive thru sign in McDonalds, she dove straight thru the building

gemini: yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

leo: yo mama so dumb she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down

libra: yo momma so stupid she ordered her sushi well done

pisces: yo mama so fat when God said let there be light he had to ask her to move

sagittarius: yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ‘ho ho hoooollly shit!’

scorpio: yo mama so fat they took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing

taurus: yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye

virgo: yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to see Xbox Live


merry christmas!!