yo let's smoke this

nct as texts in my class chat
  • Taeil: #whyareyouallsogay
  • Hansol: that was my plan and if you steal it i will break a coconut with your head
  • Johnny: *at 1am* what was the homework and did anyone do it and can you send it to me. *1:50am* please?
  • Taeyong: you all should be studying instead of writing here
  • Yuta: *only ever writes happy birthday and happy new year*
  • Kun: oops sorry, wrong chat
  • Doyoung: wow! great! i would've never! ever! thought of that!! you! deserve! a medal!!!!
  • Ten: *only ever sends dog pics captioned 'look how cute, just like me'*
  • Jaehyun: i just met my old teacher, should i fuck him?
  • WinWin: why did i even get up
  • Mark: i'll explain the homework to you but you gotta do it yourself i'm not THAT nice
  • Renjun: *the one who always sends the material*
  • Jeno: *uses fish and noodle as insults*
  • Haechan: Guys…I have to tell you something…IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT
  • Jaemin: Shirts do weird things sometimes, you never know what they’re up to in your closet
  • Chenle: i'll bring watermelon. or some other fruit. fruits are great.
  • Jisung: *8pm* good night, i'm going to sleep

anonymous asked:

Basically my best friend smokes... underaged. She was over at my place and I know she'd get hardcore shit on if her mom found her cigarettes. (She usually keeps them in her locker) me, having a hardcore crush on her said "hey, you can give them to me, and I'll bring them to you tomorrow so you for sure won't get I trouble. So nOW THERE IS A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN MY BAG IN MY ROOM WITH TWO LIGHTERS AMD ANXIETY IS THROUGH THE ROUGH

yeah kiddo that’s illegal you gotta try to get out of this country asap