yo idk what to tag this as

PLEASE STOP. IM TRYING TO LEARN STUFF AT THE SCHOOLS BUY I CSNT.
NOW ALL THE CAN THINK OF IS VICTOR SCREANING IN FRENXH AT YUURIS DICK

RFA As A Friend

So this four am hc was gathering dust in my drafts so Imma post it. IDK  if there’s spoilers read with caution. This is what the RFA would be like as a best friend, told by someone who was half asleep. 

Yoosung

- This kiddo’s gonna try so hard

- Probably yandere as a friend too

- He better be yo BFF in snapchat, make it facebook official, better tag him in your ig bio

- Keeps you awake till the unholy hours of night with games

- Unhealthy influence 3/10 IGN but yknow he tries so hard he can get 8/10

Zen

- He’s still gonna be thirsty AF for compliments

- Whines to you about being single all the time pls shut up 

- That one friend who needs to judge all yo potential man/woman

- Lowkey a living student athlete meme

- ZEN SHUT UP ABOUT EATING HEALTHY AND DAILY EXERCISE I CAN ENJOY ONE FUCKING KITKAT 

Jaehee

- The one responsible friend ™

- But pure asf pls protect her from the harsh world

- YOU GOTTA LET HER RELAX SHES ALWAYS SO UPTIGHT

- That one girl who could be gorg if she tried but but prefers going to cafes and reading

- Jk shes gorgeous either way im straight, so why do i love her sm

- TAKE ZENS SELF ESTEEM AND GIVE SOME TO JAEBAE 

Jumin

- Funds everything

- Good listener™

- Doesn’t even know how to mute a call so you know he’s actually listening

- Can you shush about your cat with a victorian (Idk if its victorian lmao) name I want to actually discuss something

- JFC JUMIN IF YOU MENTION CAT WINE ONE MORE TIME ILL POUR THAT BOTTLE OF WINE OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE HAIRDO

Seven

- He’s not Saeyoung. He’s SaeRAN AWAY FROM HIS RESPONSIBILITIES 

- Too many memes 

- Sends you outdated ones just to piss you off

- Does outdated trends to piss you off

- Nearly gets you killed with his crazy driving

- Why do you even stick around him

- SEVEN STOP PLANKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 

V

- Probably used as an escapegoat (scapegoat? scapegoat.)

- Comfort levels are insane

- Takes like five hours for him to get his hair dyed 

- Like his blue hair can’t be natural is he an anime charac- OHHHHH

- You can be his service dog woof woof wait no not like that you pervs

- V there’s a wall– *thunk*   … I warned you. You can’t say anything. I warned you.

Saeran

- Lil moody shiet 

- Hoards candy from those halloween sales

- The kind of guy to buy candy for himself on valentines

- Friend that ignores you 60% of the time

- Not sure if you’re even friends

- SAERAN IF YOU DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK IMMA STEAL YO FLAT CHOCOLATE RECTANGLE

control [jeremy h. x squipped!reader]

aka “i wanna impress my dorky crush bc he’s rly cute and im awkward.”

alright taking off my usual bold for authors notes because i gotta so:

here’s some notes about some shit that’ll be relevant:

squipped!reader has “The SQUIP’s text, which is all in bold only,” but sometimes will have “Regular quotes surrounding it” - which stands for something the SQUIP is making the reader say (but that will always be accompanied by some sort of clarification to avoid confusion, i promise)

there’s also “Regular speech” from the reader, but also “their thoughts directed toward the SQUIP” which are in both bold and italics

there u go.

quick reminder: if anything bothers you, absolutely just come to me and talk to me about it. if i need to fix anything, tag anything, do anything - just tell me.

warning: considering reader is squipped, there’s a bit of abuse from said SQUIP. shocks, manipulation - stuff like that (similar to what jeremy faced in the musical)


    Jeremy Heere was in four of your classes. Four. In two of them he sat a few desks in front of you by some random seating order, in one he sat right next to you, and in one he was cross the room. It was bad enough having one class with him, since you’d grow flustered and your palms would get sweaty and you would immediately become tongue-tied the moment you had to say anything to him - but four classes? Someone was out to get you, and you were pretty positive about it. It was pretty difficult to not glance his way in hopes that maybe he was looking at you during math - where he sat right next to you and sometimes asked if he could borrow your calculator because wow he forgot it again and you either stuttered out your apology or shove it in his direction and pray you knew how to do math good enough with a calculator. In english he sat desks away, and sometimes would whisper shit to Michael Mell and sometimes he’d get detention for it, and you heard him in chemistry talk about Christine Canigula a few times to Michael whenever they were away from prying ears - and you never intended on listening, it just sort if happened but you refused to say anything to anyone because wow what a creep listening to other people’s conversations wow.

    So you kept your head down and prayed that maybe you could work up the courage to talk to Jeremy - or maybe Michael, because maybe if you talked to Michael you could talk to Jeremy and it wouldn’t be so awkward right, because then you’d know Michael and Michael wouldn’t be a third wheel or something - not that he’d ever be a third wheel because you and Jeremy were just a dream and it would never happen, even if you kinda wondered what it would feel like to be in his arms sometimes but that was just thoughts that happened sometimes and only sometimes and you totally didn’t miss a couple of notes in your history class because you were thinking about Jeremy and how he was kind of cute because he fell asleep.

    Fuck, you were kind of creepy weren’t you. Sixteen years old and a complete weirdo, yep, totally - no wonder Jeremy never really talked to you. You picked at your nails and you retreated into oversized shirts and into your hoodies and pretended that you weren’t there because school is hell. Hell, you were used to not really being the cool, popular kid - you’d always been a bit of a loner, really, and luckily enough, rumors didn’t really fly about you and you weren’t even a blip on the radar. Meanwhile, Jeremy was… different. He was a bit of a geek and kind of tall so he stood out a bit more than you tended to.

    You weren’t complaining. You saw the shit people gave Jeremy - a certain short bully calling him ‘tall-ass’ for one - and you wished you could find it in you to stand up and tell them all to fuck off. But you weren’t a blip on the radar. You were unseen and you didn’t have much of a problem with it, so you kept your mouth shut and let the regrets stew in your mind.

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"Actually, can I ride you?"

YO sO I Wrote A FIc anD it’s SmuT Im GoINg StrAIght To HELL i HoPE to See u alL ThEre alONG wITh dan ANd PhIl excePT tHEY arE Not GOIng stRaiGHt to HelL cUz thEY Be NOt stRaighT oOps

Also I am a child what am I doing with my life and this is my first fic and i can’t write if my life depended on it so ignore the mistakes also I haven’t reread it so :c
Tags?: SMUT (yes we r all sinners oops), masturbation, high school au I guess, riding and idk I kinda forgot what happens haha
Anyway read it if u want here we go.

Dan and Phil were in school. They hated it. They were both bullied for being gay. They were both teased for their relationship. They hated everything about to school. It felt like them vs the world, like everyone was against them. It was lunch and dan and Phil were both sat outside on the bench under the tree which was their usual spot. “Do you still want to come over tonight?” Dan asked while cuddled up to Phil. “Ye.” Phil relied. “You might as well stay the night, I’ll ask my mum.” Dan said as he grabbed his phone and texted his mum. She replied within minutes. Phil had a really good relationship with dans parents. They were always polite and it felt like home, he could just walk in whenever he wanted and it wouldn’t be questioned. “She says sure.” Dan said with a smile. “I’ll go home first and then I’ll come over because I need to get my stuff.” They spent the rest of lunch enjoying being in each other company. The bell rang and they went off to their lessons.

Dan came home and slung his bag on his bed. He immediately got changed and made sure his room was presentable enough for Phil, not that Phil would care but it felt like the right thing to do. After he had finished tidying dan received a text from Phil saying “Hey, I’m just gonna do the dishes and wait for my mum to come home from work so she can drive me because i really can’t be bothered walking. I’ll be an hour max. Xx <3” Dan smiled and replied. Dan thought he would use the time he had left logically. Dan, after all is a teen, and Dan and Phil hadn’t had sex yet. Which is obviously understandable, they had made out(a lot) and on a few incidents they had come in their pants but haven’t had sex. He figured that because he didn’t want to make it awkward when he enviably got a boner while they were sleeping next to each other he would quickly sort himself before Phil got there. To try and prevent and awkward situations.

Dan rushed to his room where his laptop was, took off his super tight ripped jeans, with struggle. And he proceeded to remove the rest of his clothes and opened his laptop. He searched for some gay porn and propped his laptop at the perfect angle, throwing his head back. He was already hard, Gotta love being a teenager. He poured some lube onto his hand and slightly stroked his now extremely hard dick. Using whatever lube was left on his hand he began fingering himself with one finger. Lot long after he added another, and another.

Phil opened the door and walked in, surprised Dan wasn’t downstairs waiting for him like he usually is. He assumed dan was in his room and just hadn’t heard him so he sprinted up the stairs and turned left then stopped as he started hearing small whimpers almost moans coming from the room at the end of the hall, Dans room. He slowly walked to his door and pushed it open to reveal dan completely naked spread out on his bed, his fingers up his ass, laptop open and releasing moans. Dan somehow still hadn’t noticed the surprise visitor at the door, too busy pushing his fingers in and out of his ass quickly. Phil could feel himself harder than ever and pulsing inside his jeans. “Preparing for me, are we?” Phil said with a smirk, he didn’t really know what happened he just kind of blurted it out. Dans eyes shot open his cheeks burning red from the heat, hair sticking to his forehead. He yelped. Grabbed his quilt to cover himself and shut his laptop as quick as he could. Phil walked over to dan. It felt like it was in slow motion Phil removed his shoes and his pants, his t-shirt slowly following. Dan was still in complete shock and unable to tear his eyes away from the huge bulge in Phils boxers. Phil sat at the end of the bed and pulled of the quilt before getting on top of dan and locking their lips. At this point dan didn’t care anymore and devoted all his attention to the present. Kissing Phil felt amazing like every time they kissed sparks flew. Dan began tugging at the band of Phils boxers before pulling them off completely and tossing them to the side. “Lube?” Phil asked out of breath. “Top drawer.” Dan replied also out of breath. Phil broke apart their kiss to reach over and grab the lube. He poured onto his hand and spread all over his dick. “Are you ready?” Phil said still on top of dan. “Actually, can I ride you?” Dan asked shyly turning even brighter red which he didn’t think was possible. Phil nodded and rolled over so he was on his back laying next to dan. Dan sat up and looked at Phil who was smirking at him. Dan lifted one leg over him so his ass kinda lined up with phils dick. He put his hands either side of Phil to stabilise himself. “I’m ready, are you?” Dan asked. Phil moaned and nodded in response because even the thought of dan riding him was enough to send pulses straight to his throbbing dick. Dan lowered himself onto Phil slowly as soon as they made contact Phil whined in pleasure and couldn’t help to let a few moans escape his mouth. Dans eyes shut quickly as he pushed further and further down. Dan stopped when he reached the base of Phils cock. He lifted himself up an slowly building a rhythm. phil was completely gone, a moaning mess. Dan picked up the pace slowly but surly and making sure to keep trying to angle himself so that phil would hit his prostate. And there it was, dan moaned and screamed in absolute pleasure. Phil smiled because he knew he had just hit his prostate. Dan stayed at this angle moving even faster. Hitting his prostate every time. “Da…Dan I’m gonn….gonna come!” Phil groaned. “D…do yyyou want to stop?” Phil continued. “No phil, IIII don’t care please cum for me. In me.” Dan replied in absolute awe. “I think I’m clo…close too phil.”
Phil took this as a sign to start stroking dans dick which was throbbing and leaking, this made dan scream once again. “DANNNN!” Phil yelled as he came into dan, dan still bouncing on Phil helping him ride out his orgasm. As Phil finished than couldn’t hold it any longer and he came hard onto Phils chest and hand. Dan finished and rolled of Phil to lay down next to him. “Sorry.” Dan replied looking at Phil covered in his cum. “Don’t be it’s fine. It was more than fine actually it was hot as hell if I’m being honest.” Phil replied making them both laugh.

They stood up and started to dress, Phil looked over at his incredibly hot boyfriend who was still flustered and he could already feel himself getting hard again. Dan spotted Phil looking at him and he smiled back and he looked down and saw his boyfriend was completely hard. “Round 2?” Dan asked giggling. “Fuck. I hate being a teen.” Was all phil could reply with as he locked their lips. “I’ve never been more happy about the fact that my parents work late.” Dan chuckled. “Shut up and take of your boxers.” Phil replied both of them laughing so much that it hurt.

***************** Okay so why r people actually reading this I’m so confused aha thanks I guess
My Klance Angel/Demon AU!!!

Recently I made some character designs for Keith and Lance in angel and demon form. If you know about that, well now I actually have an idea(kind of) for the concept of this AU

ok now hear me out bc this isn’t your typical angel/demon au

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  • Steve: Get away from him, Tony, he isn't who you think he is!
  • Tony: What?
  • Steve: He's been lying to us this whole time -- Bruce Wayne is Batman.
  • Tony: *gasp*
  • Bruce: Tony...
  • Tony: *turns to Bruce* Is that true?
  • Bruce: Tony, I'm--
  • Tony: I TRUSTED you!
  • Bruce: It isn't what you think, let me explain!
  • Tony: Was ANYTHING you said to me even remotely true?
  • Bruce: I wasn't lying when I told you how I feel about you.
  • Tony: Were you ever going to tell me?
  • Bruce: You don't understand, my life--it's too dangerous, I only meant to protect you!
  • Tony: I don't even know who you are anymore.
  • Bruce: Please--
  • Tony: Just... *face crunches up*
  • Bruce: ...
  • Tony: *suddenly starts cackling like a hyena*
  • Bruce: *face-palms*
  • Tony: *gets himself under control* I'm sorry, I blew it. My bad.
  • Bruce: That wasn't even a minute. I'm so disappointed in you right now.
  • Tony: DIANA SET ME OFF!
  • Bruce: How is that even--she's standing behind you!
  • Tony: Her face is reflected in the cabinet over there, I held on as long as I could.
  • Clint: What the hell.
  • Steve: You knew? This entire time?
  • Tony: Oh, yeah, he told me that he's Batman AGES ago.
  • Bruce: I did not tell you anything. I saved you from a mugging and you stuck your tongue down my throat.
  • Tony: To be honest, you can only nibble on somebody's jawline so many times before you recognize it anywhere.
  • Clint: WAY too much information, Shellhead.
  • Steve: I'm so done with all of you.
Sugar and Spice, ch 7

Summary: Richard’s awful ex wife comes over. Rob finally realises he was wrong about you.
Word count: 1280
Warnings: Verbal ex-spousal abuse, bee shirt cameo
A/N: Beta’d by @pepperwoodatnight


Chapter 7. The bitch of an ex wife

It had been another few weeks since you last saw Rob, but you’d been spending more and more time at Richard’s place now, so eventually it was bound to happen. And one day, you stepped out of the shower and down into the kitchen to see Rich and Rob both at the kitchen table.

“Oh, hi!” you said, clutching your cardigan around yourself.
“Hi,” Rob said uncomfortably.
“Rob came over and had to drop off some stuff,” Rich explained.
“Cool.” You nodded and went to the fridge, making yourself a sandwich. “Want anything?” you asked both of the guys.

“Huh?” Rob sounded confused. You turned around, took a bite of your sandwich and looked at him.
“Want. Anything? To eat? Sandwich, or I don’t know… we’ve got some mud cake I made yesterday.”
“Oooh I’ll have some of that! Man it’s delicious,” Rich exclaimed. Rob nodded.
“A-alright, I’ll have some as well.”

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anonymous asked:

What's bts's roomate arrangement rn?

well, anon, since i’m useless, thank god there are other kind and helpful anons out there ;)

Anonymous said to jikook-love:

jihope are sharing room and also vmon

Anonymous said to jikook-love:

about the vminhope room thing as far as i know the room pairings are now namjoon/tae, hobi/jimin, yoongi/jin and kookie has his own room

Anonymous said to jikook-love:

So in a recent interview (can’t remember which, might be the singles one) kook said he had a room to himself that he won fair and square. By hand-paper-scissors. Democracy rules obvs. Way back when Kooks and Tae expressed their wishes to change roomates. Yoon/jin wanted no part in that so they’re still roomies. Thus, Taetae left sunshine land for his fellow fashionista RapMon. 2/3rds of sunshine land still share room. Apparently tho Kook joins them nightly. Idk if they changed dorms but yh

Thank you lovelies~<3 for answering my questions even when I just left them in the tags XD 

But yes, fact is, Jungkook seems to like to crash in J-Hope’s bed for some reason. I don’t know if it means he likes cuddling with Hoseok or whatever but what I thought was actually funny was that Jimin was like “YO. YOU COME OVER LIKE EVERY NIGHT IT’S SO ANNOYING” when normally, only recently he be like “Yo Jungkook, why do you never come over when I tell you to? You’re disobedient, what happened?”

So like ?????????????????????????????????????????? WHICH IS THE TRUTH PARK JIMIN. WHICH IS IT. WHY THE LIE. AND WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT FROM HIM PLZ

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-Humans-

Yeah I had fun doing thos mini poster lol it’s also a good way to have a close up :p 

full poster + summary //don’t go if TokyoGhoul is too dark for you//

ILYSM stream team

hello friends that were hanging out at @volleygifs awesome stream

here’s a list of many people that gave out tumblr names in case you wanted to follow some crazy cool people

obv @volleygifs

@rubysfavorites

@mezu-san

@lonertraitt

@horned-owl

@talkativelock

@proudtobeaswimerican

@drkarayua

@owlgetyouhooked

@flyingkarasunocrows

@omgrandomwords

@gayspacevolleyballboy

@datgayrainbow

@solyongtherainbow

@gay-for-tsukkiyama 

 @danielleslauter

@issemats-sun

@lilorangebirb

@liaryn

@issemats-sun

@torikaze

@imdyingsquirtlle

@bexis-mind

@quinnlocke

@trenazlore

@cucra

@basicallytotallyliterally

@liaryn

@sarahcrossfiresoccer

left out some ppls bc their blog didn’t show up for me? idk tag yo self if I missed you I can edit this too

Art suggestions

@idaida <- welp warning nsfw here

@amalasdraws

and here’s my highlight reel

- fukurodani sims

- mustard

- go go let’s go let’s go dateko EVERY EPISODE

- volume 12 and noya and why he isn’t more popular

- asahi toilet paper model

- calling everyone out on their typos one sex, assthetic, assdaisuga, sam’s music, alaashi

- oya oya oya

- other lee getting go go let’s go dateko tattoo as well as oya tattoo

- godtierfuckshit (what was this even)

- tortilla

- everyone needing food and no one wanting to leave

- people up at 3/4am whut

- and much more