yo i'm sorry

Just wanted to say

Don’t make certain things the centre of your happiness and life

Like, don’t believe that a person is going to make you miserable just bc they hurt you and stuff
Neither don’t believe that just because you didn’t do a certain thing your whole life is ruined

Chill. It’s not the centre of your life, and it’s not over. Think about all the other small things in yo life and be happy. Don’t rely on a certain thing/person to make you happy and stuff.

I’m like 100% positive that when Jack visited Georgia for the 4th of July both Mama Bittle and MooMaw fell in love with him, and not because of the charming accent or his slammin’ hockey bod but because of his ability to just inhale food.

Like after Jack finishes his first generous helpings of potato salad, macaroni salad, baked beans, and burger complete with all of the fixings, Mama Bittle and MooMaw plop themselves across from Jack in the shade. They both fuss over him, telling him that there’s plenty of food for seconds and thirds and to help himself.

So Jack stands up with his festive red, white, and blue paper plate and disappears for a few minutes before returning with an extra plate in his hand. Both women look over his plates with a wide smile; one plate was piled high with all of the different sides, and the other plate was holding three burgers and two hot dogs.

The two women chatted eagerly as they fanned themselves and sipped at their sweet tea, watching Jack with lovestruck eyes as he tucked into his plate quietly.

When dessert time comes around everyone serves themselves but Mama Bittle fixed up a plate especially for Jack with extra helpings of everything, which he absolutely demolishes in minutes.

After Bitty finished helping clean up dinner stuff he found Jack rocking on the front porch swing, his head tilted backwards, and his eyes closed.

“Mama get to you?” He asked with a small smile, sitting down next to him.

All he got in response was a soft, “Mhm”.

One of my favorite bits in Bob’s Burgers is when one of the Belchers pays the other a compliment and there’s a moment where you think it’s gonna go into some one-off insult, but then they just play it straight through and it’s genuine like when Gene told Bob his eyes were soulful, or when Gene put pasta on his head to look like a wig and Tina told him he was gorgeous. 

god luke would look so good in a football uniform like imagine it’s Friday Night Lights and you’re on the sidelines with your cheer squad and someone tackles him and Luke goes down and you immediately panic when he doesn’t get up right away and you drop your poms and run to the trainers table where he’s laying out, clutching his knee. there’s tears in his blue eyes as you approach him, but as soon as he sees you his hand reaches for yours and you can hear your coach telling you to come back, but you just want to know that he’s okay. his lips pull into a huge grin when he sees you and he lets out a soft grunt of pain as the trainer straightens his leg before flashing a small smirk your way, “I don’t know what happened, babe, but I think I was just too distracted by how good your legs look in that skirt.”

“An Innocent Surprise Full of Sin”

Series: Mystic Messenger.
Pairing: Seven x Yoosung.
Rating: NC-17.

He felt as though his mind had suddenly gone blank trying to process what Seven was saying, the way he was looking at him. Yoosung said the only thing he could even think of, a kneejerk reaction, and nowhere near the wisest response.” Basically, Yoosung loses his virginity to Seven. [This is pure unashamed smut. I’m sorry.]

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Thieves Among Us (2/4)

Let Jon have his armies and his devoted wildlings and the love of their people, she thinks. Let him have his dragon queen. She’s in possession of a secret, tragic as it may be, but at least it’s entirely her own. For Sansa, that’s more than enough. It has to be. Rated M; inspired by content from S7.

He had learned early on that he’ll never be able to perfect the art of being aloof, at least before her, but he’s still determined to keep himself as detached from her as best as he’s able. Jon does it to preserve himself. He needs to, if he’s going to do what he’s been tasked with. In the time that they all live in, there just isn’t any moment for possibility—there shouldn’t be. It’s much too dangerous, lingering on that tempting idea of what could have been, or even what was, for that matter. That’s what they always stress, Ser Davos and his advisors; there must be no opportunity for chance, is what they say, not even the slightest gap, because it leaves room for disaster, for chaos. It must be avoided at all costs. And while they all refer to the battle that looms ahead of them, he’s learned that it’s best to apply it to other aspects of his life, too.  

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(i’m so sorry)


Lui: Why do you have so much Evees?
Daithi: cute

*note: this is the second oldest ask in the inbox, I’m sorry.*

i’m laughing because i just imagined kyle and cartman talking on the phone, and kyle’s like “okay you hang up” and cartman starts giggling all coy and twirling the phone cord around his finger like “no you hang up” and kyle’s like “okay” and the phone line goes fucking dead and cartman’s just left gawping, and it is killing me