Do I think cake is real?
I know Larzayala is like an actual ‘thing’ now so don’t tell me to stop being in denial. And everyone is slowly leaving the fandom because of it. But like it’s hard to NOT ship cake because of everything I have witnessed over the past 2 years. It’s so easy for everyone else, but not me. Yo, I’m sorry if I can’t forget the way Calum humped Luke multiple times, which is not something a normal guy does. And anti-cake shippers be like, “I sit on my friend all the time?” Uhm, excuse moi, do you tell your friend to “sit on your dick.” or hump them senseless?