ymirchrista

  • Therapist: Why have you been having dark thoughts?
  • me: Well....ummm
  • Therapist: You can tell me, I won't Judge
  • me: Well....There's these charecters...THAT ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE I WOULD JUMP OFF A CLIFF TO SEE MY PRECIOUSE OTP COME TRUE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE LITERALLY SUNSHINE ITSELF-
  • Therapist: *Dials number on phone*
  • Therapist: *whispers into phone* We have an S rated fangirl, help needed! I need backup!
Attack on Junior High ep 9

Where the summer festival happens and there’s much yukata cuteness.

Ships tally:

BertholdtAnnie (this episode’s couple du jour)

ReiBert (Reiner’s such a bro, so sweet)

EreMika (poor Mikasa, did you forget he likes cheeseburger?)

YumiKuri (surprising that Ymir didn’t wear a matching yukata with Christa)

Springles (yeah, right, they got lost….)

ReinerChrista ([snort]…over Ymir’s dead body)

Mikani (again, rivals = ship)

ReinerYmir (lol, their reaction is exactly what I would expect of this suggestion)

Sashani (At this point, Sasha is cute with just about anyone)

Finally, ChristaYmirAnnie (KuriYumiAni? Cuz we all know Christa is the ultimate Boss)

Attack on Junior High ep 6

Where Valentine’s Day came super duper early, and even though it was a Jean-centric episode, they wouldn’t give me even ONE Jearmin moment. Boo! Ships tally (and there were many):

EreMika

JeanMarco

The stupid couple (yes, I know they have a name but I like to call them that)

YmirChrista (aka YumiKuri)

SashaCon (aka Springles)

SashaArmin (aka Sashamin)

ReinerBertholdt

SashaChrista (aka SaKuri?)

JeanTitan (somewhere Hange is screaming in envy)

EreJean (cuz rivals = ship)

MikaAnnie (aka Mikaani, same reason as above)

JeanAlmostAllTheFemaleCharactersThatMatter (literally in his dreams)

Finally, JeanFood (in reality, isn’t this borderline selfcest?)

Attack on Junior High ep 7

Where it was Sports Day and there was much…sporting to be had? I dunno, I’ve got nothing. Suffice it to say, it was fun and adorable.

Ships tally:

YmirChrista (YumiKuri)

EreMika

The stupid couple

HangeTitan (more specifically, HangeSawney)

OluoPetra (that look on Oluo’s face tho…)

EreAnnie

BertholdtAnnie

LeviHange (…sorta…she was teasing him a lot?)

ReinerChrista (maybe next time, Reiner…or if Ymir should ever disappear one day…)

SashaBread (poor Sasha, so close…)

EreJean (bwahahaha)

LeviMike (oopsies, almost forgot this one…)

Finally, MobJean (ouch…)

You know what?

I absolutely love the fact that SnK ships are mostly gay and lesbian. I love the fact that my favourite ship has such a huge age gap and its cute how different they are but fit together quite nicely. I love the fact that there is tons of fanart dedicated to the cutest ships, even if there’s a character who’s dead, we still have the power to keep them together.

And if you don’t see how special these ships really are and call them “gay” or say the author didn’t intend for that ship. The author doesn’t mind homosexuality. He MADE ships cannon for us, and that’s the best thing to figure out. There are so many people around the world who love the homosexual ships, yet you chose to downside them?

I absolutely love everything about having a homosexual ship, and I don’t honestly care what you have to say.

Attack on Junior High ep 10

Where things got political and super nostalgic with all the passionate speeching.

Ship tally:

JeanMarco  (yeah Jean, might as well get used to staying on all fours like that for Marco, bwahahaha….)

EreMin (Ah, Armin, what will Eren ever do without you?)

EreMika  (Ah, Mikasa, what will Eren ever do without you?)

YumiKuri (Reiner is dead meat. How DID he even get a pic of Christa in a bikini anyway??)

The stupid couple (haven’t seen them for a while…I kinda missed them….)

ReiBert (funny, I figured Reiner would be the bottom….)

HangeSawney (I can do without anymore naked Titan ass shots tho….)

MarcoIlse (that came outta nowhere….)

LeviHan (they were hanging out together A LOT)

EreJean (you could’ve cut all the UST with a butter knife….)

JeanHitch (you know what they say…you always hurt those you love the most….)

Ereri (THIS QUALIFIES FOR THE EXACT REASON LISTED ABOVE. Or just, throw me a freaking bone…my OTPs are hardly interacting…I’m getting sad and desperate….)

Finally, JeanAATFCTM (aka, AlmostAllTheFemaleCharactersThatMatter. Which is, once again, only in his silly, delusional dreams)