ymca sign

The signs response to the Y.M.C.A song

Furiously dancing the letters while while being awestruck at the grace and beauty of the song-   Virgo, Aquarius, Taurus

Secretly wishing they could dance it but has too much social anxiety- Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries

Sings it word for word- Libra, Capricorn, Leo

Judges all who likes the song bc theyre haters- Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

anonymous asked:

Here's a Lucifer headcanon for you: In my head Lucifer can't swim. Since angelwings probably don't mix well with water and he doesn't exactly need to breathe (unless Chloe is around) he just never bothered to learn. So at some point he is bound to get knocked into the sea/a pool by a suspect and Chloe has to save him. Trixie would probably insist on giving him lessons once she finds out xD Thoughts?

THIS IS ODDLY ADORABLE. Especially since Trixie would insist on giving him her Disney princess arm floaties, and Lucifer would be so many magnitudes of horrified, they would have to invent a new word for it.

Lbr, it would be Lucifer getting knocked into the pool, splashing around and screeching like a scalded cat, Chloe is worried about him but has to run off and get the suspect, and once she’s arrested them, there is a very dripping and mournful devil bewailing the ruin of his expensive suit, and being very dramatic about how he could have DIED, “I’m mortal when you’re around, Detective, remember!” and she’s like “don’t be such a big baby, Lucifer, Trixie can swim laps at the YMCA, I’ll sign you up for lessons with her if it’s such a problem”

And he huffs and sulks and insists that he is FINE, because absolutely no way is he subjecting himself to a swimming class with a bunch of eight-year-olds. But he gets blackmailed into going somehow, the teacher absolutely mistakes him for Trixie’s dad, and Lucifer looks very, very good in swim trunks, so suddenly the nearby mothers are VERY interested.

Cue Lucifer running out of the YMCA and straight into the Corvette, still in swim trunks, and Chloe running out of facepalms when she hears.

Front and side view of Y.M.C.A. building. Sign on side of multistory brick and stone building reads: “West Side Young Men’s Christian Association. Gymnasium, swimming pool, Turkish bath, shower baths, massage, educational courses, library, automobile school, employment bureau, socials, receptions, entertainments, billiards and pool. Bible classes, men’s meetings.” 1910. 

LISTEN UP BITCHES LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE WITH RICHARD SPEIGHT JR. AND MATT COHEN

TO UNDERSTAND THIS I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU READ MY FIRST POST ABOUT chicon2013^^, WHICH YOU CAN FIND HERE

SO ANYWAY

I RETURN THIS LAST YEAR, 2014, TO GET THIS GODDAMN YMCA PICTURE RIGHT. YES, THE ABOVE PICTURE IS MEANT TO BE US DOING THE YMCA ARM SIGNS. READ THE LINK.

SO WE GET UP IN LINE (IM NOT WITH hispanicwhitegirl, IM WITH shahagirl) AND I SAY TO MATT AND DICK, HEY, REMEMBER US? WE’RE THE ONES U SCREWED OVER A BIT LAST YEAR WITH THE FAILURE OF A PICTURE, LET’S TRY AGAIN.

SO WE GET IN THE SAME POSITIONS. WE SET IT UP. THEY JOKE AROUND AND WE GO FOR THE YMCA.

THEY GET IT WRONG.

PURPOSEFULLY.

FOUR TIMES.

FINALLY WE GET IT RIGHT ON THE FIFTH TRY, WE LAUGH AND JOKE AROUND, GET OUR HUGS, AND MOVE ALONG OUR MERRY F***ING WAY.

THE NEXT DAY WE GO TO PICK UP OUR PERFECTED YMCA PICTURE.

THEY PRINTED.

EVERY SINGLE ONE

THAT WE GOT WRONG

BUT NOT

THE ONE THAT WE ACTUALLY GOT RIGHT

I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT WHEN WE LEFT DICK WENT RIGHT THE F UP TO THE COMPUTER GUY AND TOLD HIM TO STRAIGHT UP DELETE THE CORRECT ONE AND PRINT FOUR FUCKED UP ONES

THEY PRINTED EVERY SINGLE ONE THAT WE MESSED UP. WE GOT FOUR GODDAMN PICTURES, JUST NOT THE ONE WE WANTED

GOD DAMNIT.