Ok, so, the gang is getting chased by a ghost yeti through the world’s longest abandoned saw mill.

Seriously, the place is like a mile long and one perfectly-straight line. It just keeps going and going.

Freddy: “Watch out, he’s right behind us!”

They run off screen, and then–

–we see the bad guy, who is, in fact, right behind them.

Freddy: “Quick! Behind those logs!”

Um… Fred? 

If he’s mere feet behind you, in an otherwise-empty building with perfect sightlines, isn’t it almost physically impossible for him to not see y–


Never mind, I guess.

craigslist for cryptids:
  • missed connections full of sasquatch people who saw each other in the woods but were too shy to say hello
  • yeti listing snow furniture they’ve built and need to sell
  •  el chupacabra asking around for which farmers are struggling this year so as to not eat their livestock specifically
  • nessie offering uber rides across the loch
  • the jersey devil offering services to bring premonitions to those in need