yet still i didn't got a picture

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I HAD ONE OF THE BEST BIRTHDAYS EVER TBH

SPONGEBOB EVERYWHERE

MY FAMILY IS SO SWEET AND AMAZING AND I LOVE THEM AND I AM SO GLAD

i’m sorry u have to see my gross face. and yes, i put on that hula outfit and it got a little wonky omfg JUST FOCUS ON THE BEAUTIFUL ARRANGEMENT.

IT??? WAS SO INCREDIBLE??? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY I LOVED IT. the cake was funfetti with blue icing and then graham crackers for the sand! then of course the gummi fish and the fish sprinkles and those little shells were made of chocolate. the decal thing got kinda cracked BUT IT’S OKAY. it was still delicious and tasted like sweet, sweet victory

I MAY FEEL OLD BUT AT LEAST MY SPONGEBOB PARTY WAS FUCKING AWESOME

anonymous asked:

I wanted a black cat so badly. I found someone giving away cats and they said they had black but when I went they had nothing. I didn't want to leave without cats so I ended up getting a silver and brown one. they're so cute but they're such little shits and get into so much trouble. Still love them tho

Gosh, I’m sorry you didn’t get a bundle of black fluff that day. But there’s always next time! Have faith. If you’re meant to get a black kitty, it’ll happen. I was so close to adopting one recently, yet someone already got to them before me. I’m happy that you got other little friends tho!! Cats are such treasures.

Not saying you gotta, but you should totally send me pictures of ur cats sometimes. I love those guysss  👀

Originally posted by theumayca

The Signs as embarrassing middle-school kids
  • Aries: that flock of fuckboys who would always wear lameass snapbacks and sag their pants even though theyre wearing a belt
  • Taurus: was still getting "you're the bestest :)!" and "I love you so much, sweety :) :) :)!!!!" notes in their lunchbox from their mother
  • Gemini: "DONT MESS W US LOL!!! WE KNO HOW TO COMMIT MURDER AND COVER IT UP!11! AND SUMMON SATAN!!! RESPECT THE FANS"
  • Cancer: Said something that the teacher didn't like and then the teacher made them cry
  • Leo: the class clown that is popular yet secretly annoys everyone
  • Virgo: thought they were the SHIT because they skateboarded to school
  • Libra: took a picture of the star test and got expelled
  • Scorpio: XDDD XDDD XDD RAWR
  • Sagittarius: complains all throughout seventh grade about getting called a "sevie" and then spends all of eight grade calling seventh graders "sevies"
  • Aquarius: either showed up late, didn't show up, or was constantly on their phone
  • Pisces: was that one kid that was fucking obsessed with horses