A New Year’s Eve party with your co-workers, in a club. What a dream come true. This was the last place you’d wanted to spend the last night of the year, but here you were, standing next to the bar, a glass of red wine in your hand, waiting for your friend who promised to be back in 5 minutes, but it had already been about 20.
You watched people grind on each other on the dancefloor; two of your male colleagues making out in the corner across the room made you smile. They always did have a crush on each other, it was adorable, yet gross since they were practically dry humping each other in public.
But then your friend popped up right behind you, startling you. “Giiirrlll, you have no idea what just happened.’‘
You snorted. ’'What?”
“I just met my possible future husband! Did you know Chris Evans is here?” she practically squealed. You arched an eyebrow in question, since you weren’t really familiar with the name.
“Are you a boy or a girl” “So what do you have… down there?” “Have you had the surgery yet????” “Gross.” “Can I just call you by your original name? :)))” “You’d be prettier if you stayed a girl” “Too bad you didn’t stay a boy because I would have dated you” “What’s your old name?” “How do you have sex?” “So does that mean you’re gay?” “What happened that made you trans?”
Things to say to a transgender person:
“What’s your favorite movie?” “How are you feeling” ”I like biting off the legs of my animal crackers before eating them” “My favorite animal is the blobfish” ”Donuts. Love ‘em” etc etc etc..
[Aka any of the weird and/or normal stuff you say to anyone else]