yet gross

Bitty likes putting clothes/blankets in the dryer just so he can be all warm and snuggly for a while

(Jack figures this out and buys like five electric blankets for his apartment and no one can figure out why he has them, he’s Canadian)


Plot: just Seb fucking you in a bathroom | Sebastian x Reader

Warnings: swearing, smut, oral, fingering, this gif I added???

Word count: 2375

A/N: I haven’t posted in a while so take this as a peace offering! Also, I’m not at home and I have really bad Internet access here so I won’t tag anyone atm!

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Originally posted by sebastiansource

A New Year’s Eve party with your co-workers, in a club. What a dream come true. This was the last place you’d wanted to spend the last night of the year, but here you were, standing next to the bar, a glass of red wine in your hand, waiting for your friend who promised to be back in 5 minutes, but it had already been about 20.

You watched people grind on each other on the dancefloor; two of your male colleagues making out in the corner across the room made you smile. They always did have a crush on each other, it was adorable, yet gross since they were practically dry humping each other in public. 

But then your friend popped up right behind you, startling you. “Giiirrlll, you have no idea what just happened.’‘ 

You snorted. ’'What?”

“I just met my possible future husband! Did you know Chris Evans is here?” she practically squealed. You arched an eyebrow in question, since you weren’t really familiar with the name. 

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im feeling so romantically frustrated aaa

Kidney Stone or UTI


Maybe it is UTI. GROSS UPDATE. When I jerk it 2-3 times at night. I kinda just fall sleep and not clean anything.

I’ve had syptoms months ago where the tip was red and hurt simply putting boxers over it. After washing with warm water, things improved then.

That was some sort of Fungal infection

Could be the case here when it stings when I pee.

Will check with doctor Tuesday

I blog about these things since someone else may have solutions or whatever

Things not to say to a transgender person:

“Are you a boy or a girl”
“So what do you have… down there?”
“Have you had the surgery yet????”
“Can I just call you by your original name? :)))”
“You’d be prettier if you stayed a girl”
“Too bad you didn’t stay a boy because I would have dated you”
“What’s your old name?”
“How do you have sex?”
“So does that mean you’re gay?”
“What happened that made you trans?”

Things to say to a transgender person:

“What’s your favorite movie?”
“How are you feeling”
”I like biting off the legs of my animal crackers before eating them”
“My favorite animal is the blobfish”
”Donuts. Love ‘em”

[Aka any of the weird and/or normal stuff you say to anyone else]