Narratives and James Corden

These were the narratives I picked up on in the show:

- Zouis is fine and we wish Zayn the best: no hard feelings between mates, we hope Zayn does well on his own, sometimes you have to do what you have to do

- We’re more mature: No Control is our fan single, its all about sex and morning wood, “sensual”, Liam and Louis wrote it

- We’re artists: we wrote on the last album 12 out of 16 songs, “that’s impressive”, we sold out shows with 80 000 people, we’re working on our next album

- Long lasting: we like our jobs, we’re not throwing in the towel, we look forward to future tours, fifth album out soon

- Larry push: subtle, dildo jokes, larry wheelbarrow, louis getting scrubbed down in the shower

- Relatable: girls are just friends, I could pick up girls, I just like to have fun, I party, I sleep on the bus instead of in hotels

How the gods reacted to Gay Marriage being legalized
  • Zeus:*ships his gay OTPs even harder*
  • Poseidon:Weddings on the beach are nice I guess.
  • Hades:YES MY SON. GO GET MARRIED IMMEDIATELY.
  • Demeter:Stfu and eat some cereal bitches.
  • Hestia:More lovely homes and families to build. :)
  • Apollo:YYYEEESSSS...YYYEEEEAAASSSSS.
  • Artemis:Oh shit now I have to make all my huntresses swear off girls too?
  • Hephaestus:Uhm. Idk organic life forms aren't really my thing.
  • Dionysus:Who cares about marriage? Why tie yourself down when you can PARTY!!!
  • Persephone:Oh my, I hope the weddings are flower themed.
  • Athena:Very wise decision Obama, uniting the country, although, it could have backlash.
  • Ares:Damn! I was hoping there would be a civil war over this.
  • Aphrodite:Omg! omg! yeeeaaahhh bby! Finally! Love always finds a way!
  • Hera:Yes. Everyone get married. Everyone. Very nice.
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Back early 2016. Filming starts in Birmingham Sept 10.

There’s a post about Roma being a kindergarten teacher and it’s beautiful and honestly Spain should be the Teacher’s Assistant and here you go

Roma: Alright kids gather round I’m gonna teach you an important life lesson so drop your damn blocks and listen to me and Timmy I SWEAR YOURE NOT GONNA USE THE FUCKING BATHROOM RIGHT NOW

Roma: Anyways

Roma: Get your paper out

Roma: now draw a circle. THAT’S THE FUCKING EARTH.

Timmy: *eats the crayon*

Roma: TIMMY YOU FUCK DON’T EAT IT DRAW A CIRCLE IT’S THE EARTH

Spain: Roma pls

IDK I think it would happen you’re welcome I guess

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timmy is a little shit

oH AND FELI COULD BE LIKE A PRESCHOOL TEACHER AND LUD WOULD BE THE CLUELESS NEW WORKER THERE WHO DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KIDS AND FREAKS OUT ALL THE TIME

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