yes-take-me-here

the feel when you were finally actually making enough money to commission other artists, only to suddenly have bills, more (unexpected) bills, and thats right, you’re looking at aparrtments in a week or so.

APPARENTLY loudly declaring the psychopath in the book was your favourite to your friend in the bookstore WILL get you stanky side eye from fifteen year olds. STFU let me enjoy my fiction and go back to reading whatever played out supernatural romance you were gonna buy!

i wrote a fuckign tim/brian thing but im still too lazy to make an ao3 and im tired and i want to show it to my friend so u guys are getting it in a post deal. im calling it ‘in which tim wright is a nerd’. because tim wright is a nerd. 

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humans.. whatever

💋 Sherlolly is real 💋  Haters ain't bringing us down ✊
  • : : OKAY, SO I DON'T VISIT THE TAG ANYMORE BUT I'VE BEEN HEARING THE NASTY, JEALOUS TROLLS ARE BACK 😒 THAT'S NOT COOL, BRO. SO, THIS IS FOR EVERY SHERLOLLIAN, EVERY ONE WHO HAS BEEN PERSONALLY AFFECTED OR IF YOU JUST NEED CHEERING UP. THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET TO US THAT EASILY =)
  • ~~
  • *Molly's flat*
  • Sherlock: *texting on his phone* Another successful case, I think.
  • Molly: *sighs* Yep. Could you unzip me? *turns her back on him, brushing her hair aside*
  • Sherlock: *still texting* I don't think I could have caught him without you-
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, yeah. It's done...solved. You don't need to do this. You've got what you want out of me. Unzip me!
  • Sherlock: *puts his phone away; narrows his eyes* You're upset with me.
  • Molly: *huffs* Nope. Why would I be? Now, will you please-
  • Sherlock: *confused* We had dinner, danced, I walked you home...
  • Molly: *laughs* Firstly, you texted me telling me we're going out and to wear a dress, so what was I supposed to think? Ah, a nice place, right? So I chose my favourite evening dress, the one I wore to my sister's wedding reception and what do you do? *jabs him in the chest* Your idea of 'dinner', mister, was a takeaway on the embankment of the Thames! *agitated* So we're sat there, you looking like a God as usual and there's me, freezing my arse off, looking humiliatingly like I'm about to meet the Queen...and it turned out to be a sodding disco! *breathing fast*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *swallows* Well, when you put it like that-
  • Molly: *folds her arms* I didn't put it like anything. That's how it was *a moment later* Look, are you going to unzip me or am I going to have to ask Mrs. Murray next door?
  • Sherlock: Molly-
  • Molly: *shaking* But do you know what? I would have forgiven all of that for one little compliment. Why? Because I'm that stupid...that's what I want. One tiny little compliment would have made everything alright...something to show me you actually SEE me *runs her hands through her hair, trying not to break down* Why is that so hard? You could have at least told me I looked nice.
  • Sherlock: *blinks*
  • Sherlock: *stunned* I-I would have done if it were true.
  • Molly: *hurt* Oh. Well, thank you...I know my place *holds open her door* Goodnight, Sherlock Holmes.
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* You misunderstand *pressing her against the door until it shuts* There is yet to be a word invented to describe how utterly breathtaking you are to me tonight. 'Nice'? Please, I can do better than that.
  • Molly: *swallows*
  • Sherlock: *leans closer* Oh, yes, I am going to unzip you.
  • ~~
  • 💕 ALL THE LOVE TO MY FELLOW SHERLOLLIANS XX 💕

you know what tumblr fandoms should consider more?

lesbians

there needs to be more lesbians 

Hercules (Disney) Starters:
  • “I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!”
  • “I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.”
  • “At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love…."
  • “If? If is good.”
  • “I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke….and you are wearing his merchandise?”
  • “Well, you know how men are. They think ‘no’ means ‘yes’ and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me, I’m yours’.”
  • “Is Wonderboy here for real?”
  • “I’m an action figure!”
  • “Will you forget the head-slicing thing?”
  • “Aw, ______, don’t be such a stiff. Join the celebration!”
  • “So you took care of him, huh? ‘Dead as a doornail’, weren’t those your exact words?”
  • “People do crazy things when they’re in love.”
  • “For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”
  • “She’s a fraud! She’s been playing you for a sap!”
  • “A guy can only take so much disappointment.”
  • “Dreams are for rookies, kid.”
  • “Are you always this articulate?"
  • “Pardon me. It seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.”
  • “You ought to slow down. You’ll work yourself to death.”
  • “Rule number 95; concentrate. Rule number 96; aim!”
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It’s rat, isn’t it?

Power

Warning/s: none?

Requested

“Peter? What is that?” I asked pointing at the paper Peter is holding.

Peter looked at me and smirked.

“It’s a boy that has the heart of the truest believer.”

“Well. Let me see.” I smiled walking over to him.

I took the paper from him and saw a picture of a boy. This boy looks familiar. It was Henry. Henry is my step brother and we were close until Pan decided to take me here.

“Henry?” I asked.

“Yes and I need his heart to be more powerful.” He smirked.

My face fell. Is he gonna kill Henry? My brother? I might be wicked as my mom but I treated Henry as my real little brother and he treated me as his real big sister. Peter noticed the look on my face and a look of concern flashed his face.

“What’s wrong Y/N?” he asked.

I looked down.

“It’s just that Henry is my brother and I don’t want anything bad happening to him.” I confessed.

Peter sighed.

“I know. But I need the power. Who else can I steal powers from?” he asked.

My face brightens up with a sinister smile when I thought about a certain someone. Peter looks at me with a questioning look.

“The dark one” Peter’s face turned into a scowl.

“How? The last time I tried to kill him I ended up in a box.” Peter cringed at the memory.

I smirked.

“I’m here now. With the help of my magic, we can beat the dark one’s ass together.” I laughed.

Peter stayed silent, thinking the plan through.

“So. What do you say?” I asked him.

Peter smirked.

“I say it’s time for a family reunion”

a Fool insulted The Strokes jokingly immediately after I commented that I really liked the song playing at the coffee shop we were at. it was not funny. be ready to fight with Reptilia blaring in the scenic background while the sun is setting and the wind kicks up. I do Not care. meet me at the fuckin Dutch Bros parking lot at 6pm motheruckcker. taste my sweet strawberry red bull now,

anonymous asked:

You ever like a girl so much you think everything she does is sexy? Like the way she picks out toilet paper at the store, God yes! Take me right here, right now! I don't care if the Charmin bears are watching! Like that kinda crush?

Love that

OH. HELLO. 

DID SOMEONE SAY FAIRY TALE THEMED COSTUMES FOR THE WHOLE CAST. 

THIS IS TOO MUCH. I AM DEAD. GO ON WITHOUT ME. 

No but. But. Hnnng. Tsubasa stop being so perfect. It’s not fair to the rest of the manga. I am ruined for life. 

OKAY BUT. 

SAKURA DRESSED LIKE RED RIDING HOOD. WITH PRECIOUS TINY FLOWER ACCESSORIES. 

AND FAI WITH THIS BLOODY FANCY HAT THAT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE EITHER A PIRATE OR A RED MAGE AND I LIKE BOTH POSSIBILITIES.

And then of course Kurogane, who could wear pretty much anything at all and I would be starstruck. Because Kurogane. 

Oh, yes, Syaoran. I’m sure you look very dapper too. Don’t you worry about it.