How I handle being single you ask?

Following the TA who I can’t have a conversation when I bump into him at uni with without any Freudian slips on Instagram.

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Because your imagination is beautiful thats why. A Peter dancing awkwardly around the house is amazing. And then felix walks in and it turns into a lap dance! Why not?

Well I’ll admit it did come up with some pretty sweet stuff(innuendos anyone???) 

Yes and singing the lyrics terribly off tune, and just Peter screaming the lyrics of Be Brave by Sleeper Agent to Felix is my new aesthetic it’s so beautiful(he could be brave in his bed tonight). lap dance? oh yes he would, and Felix ain’t complaining.(what have you done the song I’m listening to right now is perfect for that holy shit dude)

anonymous asked:

maybe you can show ocelot YOUR "gun tricks" some time so he'll understand (also yes this is innuendo)

“…I suppose that’s not a bad idea, actually. Especially if it actually gets everyone to shut up about this already.”

anonymous asked:

Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 5 other people's asks ( anonymously) who really deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it's nice to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and outside. Help spread the love, not hate. ♥

Hello kind Anon!

You think I’m beautiful…?

Sorry - I couldn’t resist using him.

*realises that sounds off but decides to keep it in anyway*

Yes, welcome to my innuendos blog. ;D

I was bored!

A) What does the last text you sent say? And to whom? “Do you wanna go out for drinks Friday night?” To C
B) What does the last text you recieved say? And from whom? “Yeah definitely” from C
C) What time do you wake up most mornings? Around 6:30am
D) Are you afraid of walking alone at night? No
E) What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day? Meditate
F) Where did your last kiss take place and with whom? No comments.
G) Do/did you get into trouble a lot at school? No.
H) Do you enjoy your job? If unemployed, are you content being so? Yeah I guess
I) Do you often pick up on double entendres and innuendos? Yes.
J) Have you ever been offered drugs but declined? I’ve never done drugs in my life.
K) Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way of thinking? Yes.
L) Have you ever been offered drugs and accepted? Never.
M) Tell us something weird that turns you on. Uhhh…
N) When did someone last admit romantic or sexual feelings for you? Was the feeling mutual? Last month; I didn’t feel the same way.
O) What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately? Dunno.
P) When did you last swallow your beliefs to avoid an argument or confrontation? Probably 3 weeks ago.
Q) Do you usually initiate hugs? Sometimes.
R) Are you a very affectionate person? Yeah I guess.
S) Can you roll your own cigarettes? Hah, no.
T) What are you looking forward to? Everything.
U) Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more? Don’t have any.
V) Are you mentally strong? Sometimes.
W) Are you physically strong? Not really.
X) Do you think you’re a good person? Yeah…
Y) Name one thing you wish you could change about your life right now. Nothing.
Z) What do you usually eat for breakfast? Oatmeal, fruit, yogurt with granola, and tea.