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anonymous asked:

omg but imagine misha sending jensen a gif of him almost kissing misha on stage (yall know the one) and mishas caption is like: i wanted to kiss you too :) and jensen sends him a picture of him covering his face. oh god i want them to have a snapchat, can you imagine the pictures they'll send each other then

oh mt god yes jensen and misha snapchatting would be the greatest thing because misha would take all of those selfies where he’s squinting and looks almost confused and jensen would send really dumb stuff because he doesn’t know how to use snapchat like he’d always hashtag in the text box when he sends them and mishas like “jensen you dont need to hashtag what are you doing” and jensen would probably always send so many snapchats of JJ like an unimaginable amount of videos and photos of her

and misha would send jensen like 5000000 snapchats and selfies a day and jensen would just bitch like an old man about how he doesn’t understand snapchat and he doesn’t get what the point of it is but when he sees mishas morning selfies with his hair all messy and his eyes all sleepy with the caption “good morning, I miss you” maybe jensen can see the appeal of snapchat after all

Sleepover Tuesday

“You remind me of someone who sang to me so very long ago… Will you sing for me too?”

As I see it, Melkor eventually breaks out of the void, grabs him some fancy Arthurian armor and probably goes on a tyrad against anyone and everyone that sent him there in the first place… or anyone who didn’t.  He aint real picky. Revenge is revenge.  After he’s made himself known and enjoyed a bit of bloodshed his thoughts would surely turn to ever dutiful Mairon and look for him.  Eventually he’d find his wilted little Maia haunting the shadows of some forest.  

Deaf, dumb, and blind of the world and still rather senseless to such a point he doesn’t even recognize his former master, Mairon asks the stranger if he’d sing him a song.

…yes. I really do have ridiculous ideas. I’ve pretty much decided I’m just gonna latch onto this “story” and keep illustrating it.  If anything it will give me a reason to draw tasteful ornate angbang porn of the “half-dressed is best” variety. Hell, probably more than just one picture.  I love sensual stuff so it should be fuuuuun.

Random details because I think too hard when I draw apparently.

  • Sauron is missing his left ring finger as a reminder of not only the destruction of the one ring and himself but also that he made his bed (in so many ways…) when he chose to follow Melkor and turn from the light.  Eru has a sense of humor apparently to pick that particular finger to amputate, don’t you think?
  • Take note of the flame decals on Melkor’s armor and of the flames that encircle his halo. Canonly Melkor sought out the Secret Fire in the void but never found it. Maybe after so many lifetimes of being confined in the void, and assuming the fire was a tangible thing to begin with, he found something. Not the true Secret Fire, maybe just a spark of it that is just enough to give him a leg up on Eru… but then again Eru probably left that spark for him to find.  Eru is wise and knows that ultimately there is no light without dark and vice versa. Maybe Middle Earth needs Melkor’s evil in order for good to show through. (I love making shit up left and right, just sayin)
  • Apparently Melkor is vain.  That face on the breast of his armor is his own.  The jewels that comprise it are fancy representations of the silmarils he once possessed.  Maybe someday, just for the hell of it, he’ll try to reclaim the real ones by tearing middle earth apart.
  • I like drawing random faces almost as much as I like eyes. That crazy face on Melkor’s back is just a fancy, albeit creepy, shield.

Previous picture in this series —> http://lae-rae.tumblr.com/image/126802379801

Also technically ties into this picture too, what with the whole “sing for me” quote –> http://lae-rae.tumblr.com/image/125825594581

Everyone’s acting like I’m trashing Nicki when I’m really not. Nor did I say that Miley WASNT problematic. I’m just saying. Everyone’s criticizing her for her looks, and that’s what bugs me. They keep talking shit about her outfits and her hair. Like, yeah, I understand why people get mad when white people wear dreads. But its her hair. People need to let her do what she wants instead of tearing her down for it. YES I already know Miley did some dumb shit. And I’m not trying to defend her for it. I am specifically talking about her hair here. And the way everyone is picking sides and making this into some huge “fight” between them.

anonymous asked:

This is going to sound dumb but does your stomach swell a little after eating? Or does your abs always look the way they do in the pictures?

Not dumb at all :) And yes, of course! And my abs really only look like that when I flex really hard and find some nice lighting haha xx

littlekittenontheroof asked:

HOOO BOY FOR THE DESCRIBE THING : Hello I am a 5" tiny demiboy w this mop of fluffy yellowy white hair who looks like they're perpetually blushing and these weird bowny green eyes that have permanent mascara since like birth or smth . Tbh if we dated I'd prob do that thing where we sit and watch really old sitcoms and throw popcorn at the screen and be hella critical of it in a fun way and cuddle and laugh and I'll prob give you nose kisses and hold your hand and dumb shit bc I'm romantic af

I love holding hands ;u; yes!

random-senpai asked:

WHAT? People are talking shit on Reddit?!? I'm so sorry. The internet can be a shitty af place.But I hope you can find some solace in those of us who love your wonderful art style! We love what you're doing! p.s RGB FOR LIFE!! :D

it like. wasn’t Straight Up Talking Shit but someone posted a link to this post (and subsequently this post as well) on the fe reddit and since I do lurk around on that sub I looked and like 80% of the comments were lowkey real rude and dumb and I was salty about it for a long time. but nice messages like this are helping me out!! I really am glad for all of you guys following me!! you guys are all great and super wonderful. thank you guys so much.

(YES. rgb lords are the bomb dot com.)

srryimhungry asked:

3 questions ? I know i may sound dumb but do you have a website to look through ? I may have just skimmed over it but idk and i really want to look at all the bralettes you make. And another question. My boobs are small and i'm growing but idk which bralette would fit the best. I dont want to look fully flat in any so is there a certain one that you suggest? Also ! Your skin looks like a doll ! ( in a good way ) what is your secret !?!?

Yes! www.ammeb.storenvy.com

most of my handmade bralettes I use the same pattern just different fabric. Just find out your bra size and then get it in that size? if you want your boobs to look bigger than they are then stay away from bralettes, only a push up bra can do that!

Ive switched over to all vegan/cruelty free foundation a few months ago and I think it’s been helping my skin become less dry and softer! I use the brand coverfx (all vegan)

// Just because I have a hard time understating French does NOT mean I did not understand what you said. This is why I hate living in France. People think that just because my native language is English and French is my second one that I don’t always understand what they say. Like fuck you man. I’m not dumb. Yes I haven’t learned the basics of French. Yes I’ve only been learning French for only five years, but really, fuck you for thinking that I don’t understand simple phrases. Yes I had to learn French against my will. But I have learned French by reading complicated texts and doing researchers in French theses pasts five years, so I get it pretty much even though when I have just arrived I needed to use google translation. But look were I am now. I might not speak French a lot, but I can express myself in French now and learning two other languages.  I write essays about 20 pages. I use complicated word. You might think I’m stupid to write them all in a small notebook and asking all the time what this and that means, but I’m not going to be fucking looked down on because my French is poor.

pyroscorpion-cipher asked:

For the player rating can i give you two? If not thwn you can choose Tyler Clippard or Max Scherzer

I already did Max so I’ll do Clip but in general dude give me as many as you want ahahaha

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

he’s got that dumb pointy face and his stupid redneck hair but I love it?? like his laugh is so cute and his mouth and his forearms, I don’t know why but I am really attracted to Tyler Clippard’s forearms, is that weird

can you relate to this player on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

I feel like there are certain things we would bond over (sense of humor, protectiveness of Drew) and certain things where we are just on different planets (golf)

would you date/be friends with this player?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | i don’t kno

as much as I love Clip I don’t really know if we have enough in common to build a long term relationship on but oh my god if I had the chance to date him or even just bang him oh my god

Send me a player!

1. First impression:

She seems so cool and we like the same stuff and I am intimidated


2. Truth is:

You’re one of the coolest people I talk to and I’m so glad that we’re friends! I think you’re really smart and super creative and I love hearing about your stories and headcanons and OCs! Also, you just have really good taste in stuff


3. How old do you look:

I’ve never been good at judging ages by someone’s face tbh, but I would say you look 21-24.


4. Have you ever made me laugh:

Yes! Especially when talking about Murdoc


5. Have you ever made me mad:

Never


6. Best feature:

You have really great cheekbones! Is that weird to say? Congrats on that bone structure!!


7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

Nah


8. You’re my:

Best friend on this dumb site!! I always look forward to talking to you!


9. Name in my phone:

I don’t have you in my phone, are we doing nicknames instead?
Court!


10. Should you post this too?

well like, you already did. but do what you want, I’m not your mom.

emissary-architect asked:

Heeeey

1. First Impression: “wow their writing is really amazing, it’s so intimidating to even talk to them, I bet they’re so cool and they would never want to talk to someone like me”

2. Truth is: BIG NERD WITH GREAT WRITING AND DESERVES LOTS OF HUGS

3. How old do you look: I’m really shitty with ages, like 20?

4. Have you ever made me laugh: pfft yes

5. Have you ever made me mad: no!!! NEVER!!!

6. Best Feature: your writing and your ability to take my dumb jokes

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nope

8. You’re my: ~*~senpai~*~

9. Name in my phone: N/A

10. Should you post this too? if you want!

thetwiinarmageddon2 asked:

Hey hey hey it's fat Albert (sorry I had to)

1. First impression:

we met on parp and it was like 4 am so my only thoughts, really, were something like “wow this is probably the best karkat i’ve found all night, this is some quality solkat” but ye i also really liked your blog and your content.

2. Truth is: 

you’re still one of my best friends tbh.

3. How old do you look: 

you really could easily pass for 15/16.

4. Have you ever made me laugh:

yes, many times.

5. Have you ever made me mad: 

a few times. mostly just over dumb stuff and me being an irritable prick though.

6. Best feature: 

you’re great at keeping up conversation tbh.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

lmao yeah.

8. You’re my:

friend.

9. Name in my phone:

actually, you’re going to have to give me your number again if you want me to have it bc i got a new one.

10. Should you post this too?

sure.

objectionoverruled asked:

HEY (I really wanna see the first impression omg)

1. First impression:
 you had Too Much Energy and was too excited about everything!

2. Truth is: 
you have Too Much Energy and are too excited about everything. but you’re also calm sometimes and you are a very supporting and caring friend

3. How old do you look: 
14 or 15

4. Have you ever made me laugh:
 yes. so many times

5. Have you ever made me mad: 
yes but it’s because i am stupid and get mad at dumb things

6. Best feature: idk your hair?? your fab legs? your French horn playing skills? everything is your best feature


7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
 maybe

8. You’re my:
 best friend that lives far away and also my regular best friend. i have like two best friends so deal with it world. you are one half of my best friend

9. Name in my phone:
 chloe

10. Should you post this too?YEAH!

anonymous asked:

Bookish asks, #7, 11, and 15, please.

  • 7 - What is the most important part of a book, in your opinion? probably the characters because i will forgive you like literally any weakass plotline if the characters are interesting and relatable and like interact well / have good dialogue. i mean a good plot is always a bonus and like yes SOMETHING needs to be happening, but if it’s kind of a dumb contrived plot but i like your characters i find it easier to look past.
  • 11 - What book fandom do you affiliate yourself with the most? well i guess the raven cycle. i mean certainly at the current point in time. and i spent like all of my time from ages 12-15 in a lotr forum, and i was pretty big into the harry potter fandom on lj when the last book came out. but other than that i don’t think i’ve been in any big book fandoms really.
  • 15 - Post a shelfie: haha oh god i was afraid someone was going to pick this. ok so like, i’m one of those horrible ereaders so honestly this is my shelfie:

but i also managed to take a few pics of the few print books i still own, which is rather hard to do since they’re shoved in the sides of my tv stand which is itself wedged in a corner but these are the only ones i kept when i got my kindle

do the thing

impeccableconfectionist asked:

"Hey" sounds too informal for me but you know what it's for.

Send me a ”hey”

u a cutie <3

1. First impression: formal and a little uptight 
2. Truth is: ur a sweetheart who is really calm and nice
3. How old do you look: laughs 40
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes
5. Have you ever made me mad: not at all
6. Best feature: ur personality and dumb smile and that u like me
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: yes 100% everyday all day omg 
8. You’re my: number one crush and may or may not be majorly in love with question mark??? u r a good friend and i enjoy ur company
9. Name in my phone: bb cakes
10. Should you post this too? ok

People are so dumb

This lady is lucky I was at work or I would have gone off on her, she tried Saying that Taylor’s new music video for WILDESTDREAMS is bad becuz she’s suppose to b an influential person on younger girls, I said nicely “you really thought that was bad” she then said “yes” I asked why and she said that what she was doing on screen was bad. I then looked at her and said “she kissed Scott Eastwood like twice in the video, that’s all, then telling her that all the proceeds for the video are going towards the animals in Africa being hunted” she then compaired Taylor to Miley Cyrus. This was when I had to think of my job I looked at the lady and said nicely “im not getting into this conversation with you becuz I’m not sure you know what your talking about”
I walked away pissed, that bitch it dum and needs to stick with her soaps at 4am and go to bed at 9pm and keep her mouth shut about Taylor

taylorswift

jxngoc asked:

Hey <3

1. First impression: I though aww shes so nice wow she will actually talk with me omg
2. Truth is: you are a little cutie who makes me smile everytime i see you on insta or in my inbox honestly you are such a peach

3. How old do you look: 18

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes omg i remember we were talking about something dumb a while back and i was like this girl right here is fricken hilarious!
5. Have you ever made me mad: nope
6. Best feature: ahh ahh ahh theres so much to choose from but honestly im really jealous of your hair its so pretty and soft looking omg
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nahhh
8. You’re my: mutuals!
9. Name in my phone: n/h
10. Should you post this too? yes!!

Babies send me a “hey”

melancholymarshes asked:

ohoh do the mutual thing for me? o:

yeah for sure mark!!

1. First impression: yoo brenna just introduced me to this really cool guy he’s super awesome but i’m shy and dumb screams

2. Truth is: you are super great and i’m glad to call you my friend even though we don’t talk that much? also u got me into persona 3 thank u so much. but yes i love your blog so much part of me feels like you’re too cool for me haha

3. How old do you look: you look kinda young honestly like 17ish?

4. Have you ever made me laugh: yeah a few times i can recall!

5. Have you ever made me mad: noooooooooooooo

6. Best feature: you’re really easy to talk to and so endlessly kind everytime i see you in my notifications or on my dash i’m like B)

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah

8. You’re my: rad friend

9. Name in my phone: i don’t have your number ;-;

10. Should you post this too? yeah go for it!!

sweaterbunnies asked:

HEY

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: wow she draws cats hol y shit

2. Truth is: wow u still draw cats sometimes holy shit (no but I love u and I cherish our friendship so much I hope we stay friends for a long time)

3. How old do you look: 18

4. Have you ever made me laugh: absolutely!!!

5. Have you ever made me mad: not really?? maybe like about something dumb?

6. Best feature: ur eyes are SO pretty

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah bb

8. You’re my: pepe

9. Name in my phone: mal 🔪

10. Should you post this too? yes!