yes you do sam

the opening to the Captain America fic I’m never going to write


April 2015

The Cap family was at a diner. It was a good diner. They had many pancakes.

Sharon said, “Birdman and I are dating now.”

“Wow!” Steve exclaimed. “That do me an enjoyment!”

“Me too.” Natasha nodded to show that it also did her an enjoyment. “I’m the happy for both.”

Bucky said, “Did you two do the sex yet?”

“Yes!” Sam gushed. “We did the sex twice last night.”

Wanda waggled her (w)eyebrows suggestively. “That’s so good.”

“It was so good,” Sharon agreed.

They all shouted, “So good!”

So it was a good diner visit.