yes yes yes fernando


“the old that is strong does not wither”

happy birthday Fernando Torres, you ageless elf!

Honda do not deserve Fernando Alonso, in any series.

They have done nothing but let him down and waste his talent. 

I hope he gets out as soon as possible and never looks back. Change teams, change series, whatever he wants to do, next season or tomorrow as far as I’m concerned. I don’t care how much they pay him, it’s not worth what they’ve done to him, again and again.

US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany

(Finally an English article on this is here, FABULOUS)

On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jarahas been outside Tübingen University’s institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.

According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify “the gateway to the world”


Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student “by hand and without the application of tools”.

The mayor of Tübingen told the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper that he struggled to imagine how the accident could have happened, “even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies. To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul.”