yes ur right

me: hm i would like to kiss my boyfriend n show him how much i love him

my Disordered™️ Brain: hmm better not. ur disgusting and unclean and wanting to have any romantic or sexual interaction with your partner makes you the same as your abuser u know? ur such a creep. wanting to kiss?? have sex????? what are you??? You’re acting just like a predator die

Me: yes ur 100% right I’ll go kill myself right now

LOL jasper as the refrigerator saleswoman (from this video of kimberly brooks @uchuuwu got, thank u so much for this lol)

her sales are fantastic, and it definitely has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she can intimidatingly carry an entire appliance in one arm!! hahaha 💦💦

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Queen of Disaster - Lana Del Rey  🎵

@simplifiedsimi‘s release of this wonderful hair totally inspired my simself to channel her inner Lana Del Rey today. 

(also look it’s @our-dazed-sims denim skirt recolour)

Yoann’s random costume designs for Spirou are the reason I wake up every morning

yeah this ones transparent

on redbubble

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some leafs for @ayarou !!  🌸

bruce, barreling around the corner and nearly smacking his face on the counter: ALFRED

alfred, making dinner and not looking at bruce: yes, master bruce?

bruce, waving his hands around: my hand’s cold

alfred, picking bruce up and putting him on his hip: if u wanted to hold hands, master bruce, u need only ask

bruce: ok, alfred, can u hold my hand, pls? it’s cold

All members raji 3/24

Uruha (reading mail): “This isn’t related to the theme and it’s also kind of a boring question, but what’s a cool way to answer when your girlfriend asks you, ‘what’s more important, your job or me!?’” …….so guys what’s the answer?

Kai: Huhuhu! What’s a cool way to answer?

Uruha: But like is this something that ppl actually ask? 

Kai: “What’s more important, your job or me?” Well like I hear it in dramas but idk…that doesn’t mean anything (laughs) 

Uruha: But I mean if you said “my job” that would be bad, right? That would set them off?

Kai: No no no I don’t think so, at all! Rather if you said “you!” wouldn’t it seem…too much like a lie? (laughs) Well I mean I don’t know

Aoi: Hmmm- [Uruha: I wonder what the right answer is] -mmmmm……..you know….at that point….you should probably just break up with them no? 

Kai: (laughing) Like as soon as she asks you that? 

Uruha: This question is taboo, you know? As soon as this happens, it’s over. 

Reita: As soon as you say that, you’re not the most important thing anymore

Aoi and Uruha at same time: AWWWW! [not like aw thats cute but like AW SHIT FAM]

Reita: Cause u just asked that

Aoi: The shit-eating look u have on ur face rn istg

(laughter)

Uruha: So it’s like, you were the most important until you said that, you blew it now

Reita: Yes yes yes

Uruha: So that’s the right answer!

Reita: Well for me yeah

(Aoi and Uruha guffawing)

Uruha: What about you, Ruki-san?

Ruki: U-uhh, I don’t know..???! But like, u gotta work to make a living so…….

Uruha: So like, “it’s my job tf u thought”?

Ruki: Uh, like, if i don’t work…..I’m a NEET?? Like, I’d be unemployed, so….and then I wouldn’t be able to be with you anyway

Reita: What if she’s like “I don’t care if ur unemployed!”

Ruki: ….Oh yeah that’s okay then! 

Reita: You’d quit? 

Ruki: I’m cool with freeloading

Reita and Uruha: HUHUHUHU

Uruha: Ur ok with that

Ruki: But I mean that’s not the case [for the gf in the mail i guess] …she just wants attention

Aoi: But before it got to [the point where she would say that]…wouldn’t you have already ditched her?

Everyone: Ah mhm yes hmm maybe ur right ahh

Aoi: So maybe the guy is the bad one.

Everyone: Ahh I see so that’s your point of view ahh yes ok

Aoi: Thanks guys

(Everyone dies laughing)

Uruha: So Aoi-kun, if a girl asked you how would you answer? 

Aoi: “I’m sorry.”

(Everyone dies laughing again)

Uruha: “I’m sorry”….

Kai: YOU WOULD NOT! YOU WOULD NOT

Ruki: All u could do is cry. WAHH!!! WAHH!!!!!!!!

Reita: Man u just busted my ears

Everyone: HuhuhuHUHU

Uruha: Okay leader what about you?

Kai: Well I definitely wouldn’t say her. 

Uruha: Ahh, so it’s your job?

Kai: Yep. Anyone would say that, no? It’s your job. I mean, she’s a part of that!

Uruha: What?

Kai: Like, the fact that I’m working

Uruha: Ah that you’re making a living, it means you can take care of her

Kai: Yes yes 

Ruki: Yep, yep, yep

Uruha: Wow u really thought that through calml–

Kai: U CAN’T DO SHIT WITHOUT MONEY

Uruha: Op

Kai: Huhuhu sorry sorry 

anonymous asked:

my dude, i think you are the best to approach with this Discourse. so i love all the zack-as-trini's-wingman headcanons but what i really need to see in the fandom are some trini-as-zack's-wingman headcanons. because zack deserves all the love too, and trini will (while denying everything) have her bff's back. i also think kim-as-zack's-wingman or trimberly-as-zack's-wingmen headcanons are great. yes/no/maybe?

LISTEN MY DUDE, KIM AND ZACK BROTP, THINK ABOUT IT, LIKE THEY ARE BOTH RECKLESS PUNKS WHO WOULD DARE EACH OTHER TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO IMPRESS PEOPLE, IT’D BE FUCKING WILD, TRINI WOULD YELL AT ZACK AND WORRY ABOUT KIM, AS WELL AS ZACK BUT SHE’D NEVER ADMIT THAT, BUT SHE HUGS HIM AFTER HE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND HE STARTS LAUGHING AND SHE REALIZED WHAT SHE IS DOING AND PUNCHES HIM (outta love tho lmao), JASON IS JUST VERY WORRIED ABOUT HIS RECKLESS KIDS, AND BILLY IS VERY CONFUSED AS TO WHY TRINI IS AS RED AS JASON’S SUIT WHEN KIM WINKS AT HER BEFORE LIKE JUMPING OFF A CLIFF AND PUSHING ZACK OR SOME SHIT. ALSO YES GIVE ME THE TEAM BEING ZACK’S WINGMAN AND HE’S LIKE ‘*scoffs* please guys i got this’ AND THEY ARE ALL LIKE ‘yeah….sure man’ AND ZACK WALKS HALFWAY UP TO THE GIRL AND FREEZES AND JUST TURNS AROUND AND SHAKES HIS HEAD, KIM EVEN MUTTERS ‘ur worse than trini’ TRINI OBJECTS AND ZACK STARTS TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF AND KIM’S LIKE ‘i gotta do everything huh’ AND LIKE TALKS ZACK UP AND SHIT AND IN CONCLUSION HE HAS A DATE,  HE IS THROUGHLY CONFUSED AND IMPRESSED AND HE ALSO MELTS WHEN THE GIRL SMILES AT HIM, AND TRINI CANT HELP BUT GRIN AND SMIRK BECAUSE HE REALLY IS WORSE THAN HER. ANYWAY, as u can see i have a lot of feelings about this but yes to everything you said

anonymous asked:

You might want to go to Tanahashi's twitter feed. He just put up some new pics of himself that are awesomely silly. You will not be disappointed. Every day you ask yourself if you can love him more, and today the answer is definitely yes.

!!!!

Someone, probably: “Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?”

BECAUSE HE LOVES US OKAY