yes to tacos

bobyer3  asked:

could I request a drabble just of some cute father son bonding between Damien and Lucien please?

Um what a perfect and pure request thank you my friend.

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Damien wonders if Lucien feels even a third of the stress he does on report card day.

Truthfully, it doesn’t seem like it. Every quarter Lucien comes home with an envelope that he sullenly thrusts into his father’s hands, staring off somewhere into the distance as he shifts his weight from foot to foot in anticipation. Damien looks over his grades, sighs, signs the paper and tucks it back into the envelope for Lucien to return to his teacher the next day. They have a Conversation, Lucien cries, Damien feels like a failure as a parent, and it all starts all over again.

And he knows it’s hard, he really does. Hard to be different in a sea of people that all expect you to be the same, who lash out at you when you’re not. Hard to pay attention to things like Algebra and U.S. History when your interests lie elsewhere. Still, he needs Lucien to at least try. To help him show the world that they’re a normal, functioning family, that Damien can raise a productive member of society on his own.

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Repeat after me:

  • Not all mexicans have brown skin.
  • Not every mexican living near the border speaks spanglish (mixture of english and spanish).
  • Not all mexicans speak spanish/only spanish. (México has 20+ dialects but spanish is the most spoken language).
  • Mexicans don’t wear fucking sombreros. (Unless you come here on our revolution aniversary, everyone here will wear that shit) (Charros and Mariachi wear a different kind though, just in case someone’s confusing sombreros).
  • 5 de mayo isn’t our independence day, its the battle of Puebla. In fact it isn’t that big of a deal in México. (most schools don’t even suspend class that day)
  • Not all mexicans have a thick accent when they speak english.
  • No mexican has the obligation to learn english just because some americans decide to come on vacations. You are the ones going to another country.
  • And we don’t eat tacos every day. (Going to the taquería every day is kinda expensive $$$)
The Signs as things said in my Speech & Debate Club

Aries: Can I hit him? Maybe if I hit him he’ll shut up for a few seconds!

Taurus: GOD FUCK YES I LOVE TACO TREE. I’M GETTING EVERYTHING

Gemini: “So basically go from somber to fuck you in like half a second?”

Cancer: “Fuck I’m crying.”

Leo: “Let’s destroy Asia so we can raise the international dick size.”

Virgo: “Dude we look fucking hot. We’re gonna scare the competition out of this school. This is our school now.”

Libra: “WE GOT JUDGE SCREWED. NOT ONLY WAS THE COMPETITION NEEDLESSLY AGGRESSIVE, BUT THEY WERE  M O R O N S.”

Scorpio: “One time we went into a Parliament round and talked about Aliens and their pew pew guns and we actually won”

Sagittarius: “Okay so I swear this is a good idea you’ve just gotta stick with me on this one. What if we combined hot sauce and ice cream? I swear it’s a good idea please trust me”

Capricorn: Being born was a fuckin mistake but I love this club.

Aquarius:  “Let’s drain the ocean, fill it with eggs, and pull the moon close to earth. That way North Korea will drown when the eggnami hits. Problem solved stinkies.”

Pisces: “Okay so let me get this straight. This person has two personalities. One is a fifty year old dude who left his fuckin wife and kids to be adopted by a family as an eight year old girl, and the other personality is an eight year old girl who got adopted.”

Lady Taco Tokuwaga and her husband El Pollo (the next shogun) are on vacations in Cancún, so they sent to their children, Burrito (the heir) and Enchilada, a postcard. Taco is half mexican so she wrote the note in spanish~ 

“My children, Burrito and Enchilada.

Your dad and I are having a good time here. Cancun is very pretty and your grannies send you gifts.

We hope everything’s in order in Mikawa and honor your last name. Not anyone can be a Tokugawa.

We’ll be back soon.

With love,
Mom.”


{This edit came from this highlight. Please dont try to turn it in a bad thing without reading the context/link -bc I really looks like a taco that day-}.

IM SO SORRY TORAMATSU CUTIE PIE BUT I DONT WANT TO DRAW A ENTIRE MC FOR THIS JOKE

I use your traslation @kata-ru , lol, too lazy. @kanarenee you need to be here too bc this is your fault too

A Mystic Messenger Trash Bag Worth 12 Dollars
  • Trashbag 1
  • Saeran: I wanna go to ice cream parlor
  • Saeran: Anyone want anything?
  • Saeyoung: *grabs Saeran's shoulders*
  • Saeyoung: *stares deep into Saeran's eyes*
  • Saeyoung: I want my real little bro back
  • Saeyoung: My nice, kind-hearted, gentle, polite little bro back
  • Saeran:
  • Saeran: Yea I got like 12 dollars
  • Trashbag 2
  • Jumin: I'm going to Gordon Ramsay's restaurant
  • Jumin: Do any of you want something?
  • ZEN: I want you to stop being a douchebag
  • Jumin: ...But I'm a human
  • Trashbag 3
  • Jihyun: I'm going to Taco Bell
  • Jihyun: Do any of you want something for me to buy?
  • Rika: I want a world peace
  • Rika: A world with only happiness, free of flaws, no negativity, just a happy and perfect world until the end of time
  • Jihyun:
  • Jihyun: ...Let's go buy the tacos together with me, Rika
  • Trashbag 4
  • Yoosung: I'm gonna go to Taco Bell
  • Yoosung: Anyone want a taco?
  • MC: I just want you to get over Rika
  • Yoosung:
  • Yoosung: ...What did you say?
  • Trashbag 5
  • MC: I'm going to Taco Bell
  • MC: Want me to buy you guys some tacos?
  • RFA: No. If they're for us.
  • RFA: Yes. If they're for yourself.
  • RFA: We all want you to buy something for yourself to eat.
  • MC:
  • MC: Yea I got like 12 dollars
  • RFA: MC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Trashbag 6
  • ZEN: I'm going to Taco Bell
  • ZEN: You guys want anything?
  • RFA: Yes! Ten tacos, please!
  • ZEN:
  • ZEN: Yea I got like 12 dollars
  • ZEN:
  • ZEN: Just kidding.
  • ZEN: I have no dollars.
  • Trashbag 7
  • Seven: I'm going to 7/11
  • Seven: You guys want something?
  • Saeran: I want you to be sane and normal
  • Seven:
  • Seven: Yea I got like 12 million dollars
  • Trashbag 7.07
  • Seven: I'm going to Taco Bell
  • Vanderwood: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Vanderwood: FINISH YOUR GODDAMN WORK FIRST YOU LITTLE PROCRASTINATOR, IRRESPONSIBLE ASS!!!
  • Trashbag 8
  • Jumin: I'm going to a Spanish restaurant
  • Jumin: Do any of you want me to buy you something?
  • Jaehee: I want a vacation
  • Jumin:
  • Jumin: Yes you have 12 thousand cat projects to work on
  • Trashbag 9
  • Rika: I'm going to Luciel's agency
  • Rika: Jihyun, do you have something you want to say to him?
  • Saeran: *overhears* *slams the door open*
  • Saeran: I WANT TO SEE MY BROTHER!!!!!!
  • Saeran: I WANT TO KNOW HOW HE'S DOING!!!!!!!
  • Saeran: I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO SAY TO HIM!!!!!!!!
  • Saeran: PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
  • Rika:
  • Rika: Sorry I mean I was going to Taco Bell