yes this is what i do when im bored

Big Girl - Michael Clifford Smut

 i wrote this a while ago i literally have no idea how bad it sucks ass but it probably sucks hard


“Mom no! I don’t need a babysitter I’m 18 for god’s sake!”

“No Y/N! The last time i left you home alone you almost burned the house down! And it’s not like he’s a complete stranger. It’s just Michael.” Her parents were going out for a business dinner and they hired Michael Clifford to babysit her.

Michael was 19, he graduated last year and he took a gap year to travel with his mates. That meant he needed money badly. They were neighbours and her parents invited the Cliffords over for dinner quite often but Y/N never had a proper conversation with him however she knew how cocky he was. He had the biggest ego. Always bragging about himself and trying to show off. Never the less she always had a slight crush on him. There was something mesmerising about him.

“We’re leaving now and he’ll be arriving in 15 minutes. Be kind to him and don’t cause any trouble!”

After kissing her parents goodbye Y/N decided to prepare some snacks to watch some movies. Her parents weren’t going to come back until midnight and Michael probably wasn’t gonna pay her attention, she needed to entertain herself until then.

She was going through movies when she heard the knocking on the door.

“Come in the door isn’t locked.” she yelled. She knew it was Michael. Who else would knock on her door at 8:30pm?

“You know you really should lock the door when you’re home alone. Im kind enough to not kidnap you but someone else might.”

“Haha funny Michael.” she was being sarcastic but she knew Michael was kinda right. She wasn’t gonna admit that of course. Michael’s ego was already big enough.

Michael plopped himself next to Y/N on the couch and asked “So what are we watching?”

“We? So THE Michael Clifford wants to spend time with me i’m honored.”

“Don’t flatter yourself i kinda have to cause there’s nothing else to do.”

“Sure.” she snickered. She knew he was being sarcastic. That was how their friendship was. Sarcastic remarks and mean comments.

They settled on watching a random movie which turned out quite boring.

“Why do you need a babysitter anyways?” Michael asked.

“The last time i was home alone i almost burned the house down so my mom doesn’t think i should be left alone anymore. But im a big girl i know i can take care of myself.”

“Big girl huh?” Michael had a smirk when he said that.

“Yes i turned 18 two weeks ago.”

“Truth or dare?”

“What?” she honestly was surprised by his question she wasn’t expecting this. “Truth i guess..”

“Are you a virgin?” she was taken aback from the sudden question.

“N-no.” she shyly answered. She’d much rather her first time being with Michael. The guy who took her virginity was an asshole. “Truth or dare?” she was already thinking of a smart thing to ask him.

“No you choose one.”

“It’s your turn.”

“Im in charge right now don’t you think? Do as i say.”

“Truth.” she didn’t want to take chances and she was pissed with Michael reminding her that he was in charge. Although the thought of Michael being in charge turned her on.

“What’s your biggest turn on?”

“Dare. Can i change it?” she couldn’t tell him that the thought of him tying her down and fucking her mercilessly while she called him daddy made her panties soak.

“No princess. You chose truth and now you have to answer.”

“Umm i g-guess my partner being umm you know dominant would turn me on.”

“I dare you to suck my cock.”


“C'mon babygirl i know you want to. I know how much i turn you on. I bet you’re wet right now.” He was right. Thinking about him fucking her did turn her on.

She got on her knees. It was the moment she was waiting for all her life wasn’t it?

“Michael i’ve only done this once. I don’t know how to do it.”

“It’s ok princess i’ll guide you.”

She unbuttoned his pants, Michael lifted his hips so Y/N could take off his pants and boxers faster.

When Y/N saw his cock she was amazed. He was bigger than the boy who took her virginity and thicker. She was nervous to touch it let alone put it in her mouth.

“What happened?” Michael needed her mouth. Or her hands. Anything. He just wanted to feel her touch.

“It’s just that you’re bigger than my ex.” she didn’t even care if she was flattering his ego even more.

“It’s ok Y/N it’s not gonna bite see.” He started stroking his cock. “Try it c'mon.” Michael replaced his hand with hers and she slowly started stroking him.

“Ugh Y/N it feels so good. Take it in your mouth please.” how could she say no to him when he ask like that? She took him in her mouth. She struggled to fit him in her mouth but managed to do it. She started stroking the parts she couldn’t fit in her mouth with her hands.

“Yes yes yes babygirl does daddy’s cock feels good in your mouth?” Daddy? She never thought Michael would have a daddy kink. She hoped but she never thought he actually had it.

She stopped sucking for a brief moment and said “Yes daddy.”

“Stop stop come here.” Michael pulled her up and sat her on her lap. They started making out passionately.  Michael tried to take off her shirt and  bra without stopping the kiss.

“Fuck babygirl your tits are amazing.” He massaged her boobs and flicked her nipples.

“Daddy please do something!” “What do you want daddy to do baby? You want daddy to fuck you?”

Y/N could only nod and Michael eagerly unbuttoned her pants and took them off.

“Baby there is a condom in the back pocket of my jeans can you bring it to daddy?” she got up from his lap and bend down to get the condom. Michael couldn’t resist it and spanked her ass. She moaned from the pleasure, turning Michael on.

“You like it when daddy spanks you baby?”

“Yes daddy please spank me again.”

“I will baby girl but all i want right now is your sweet pussy wrapped around my cock. Come here.” He grabbed the condom from her hand and quickly put it on.

“C'mon princess ride daddy’s cock. Show him how much of a big girl you are.” Y/N positioned herself on Michael’s cock and slowly slide down. They both moaned in bliss.

“Harder babygirl. Make daddy proud.” Michael couldn’t take it anymore. Hearing her moans and whimpers were driving him crazy. He needed to have his way with her. He needed to devour her. He spanked her and said “Lay down baby.”

Y/N got up from his lap and laid down on the couch. After teasing her folds for a bit, Michael positioned himself at her entrance and quickly thrusted in. She felt so good wrapped around his cock and without realising he started ramming into her. He was fucking her so good. Y/N could feel a knot forming in her stomach and the aching feeling around her pussy. She reached down to rub her clit but Michael held her hands over her head.

“I know you’re close me too baby. Cum for me, cum for daddy Y/N.”

Y/N let out a loud moan and came around Michael’s cock. Feeling her pussy clench around his cock drive Michael over the edge.

He reached for the blanket on the floor and put it over Y/N. He got up and walked towards kitchen to get rid of the condom when he suddenly turned around and said, “I knew you had a crush on me. I think you’re cute.”


officially done with classes  🍃 🍃

GOT2Day Week Special with Yugyeom

Series: Im JB’s Wife

Status: Finished

Chapter: 10 of 17+Epilogue

Genre: Fluff (?), Angst (?) (tbh, this is just pure silliness)

Pairing: Reader x GOT7 Jaebum

Word Count: 1498


Note:  Italicised words were said in Korean. The series/ whole story is called Im JB’s Wife but I’ll be using the chapter title as the title for each update.

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  • “who keeps using my wifi?” “literally everyone, your password is hella easy to guess” au
  • “you know you’re singing to your headphones out loud, right?” au
  • ‘i’m pretending to be your best friend bc you looked very uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on you’ au
  • sat next to each other on a roller coaster au
  • “i may have been drunk and i may have fallen on top of you in the middle of a concert but thanks for helping me get cleaned up”
  • “i’ve walked past this café like four times because im hopelessly lost but gdi stop laughing at me”
  • “you’re sitting in front of the only plug in this entire coffee shop and not using it. ha! hi, i’m sitting here now bc i need that plug”
  • i stole a car with someone sleeping in the back seat (turns out that the car had already been stolen so basically you just stole a stolen car) au
  • baristas trying to make better lattes than the other au
  • only two people who bought tickets to see this movie au
  • you are definitely drunk-texting the wrong number but I’m bored so I’m gonna keep this going for a while au
  • “i didn’t mean to get you arrested, i thought i was helping!!“
  • our friends put us on a blind date au (this is too common for adrienette, i want this to happen to djwifi)
  • got into an absurdly heated argument in the comments on a mutual friend’s facebook post au
  • cheering for opposing teams at a sports bar au
  • “i purposely get your coffee order wrong just so you’ll talk to me again” au
  • “you take my parking spot every few days yes I know they’re not assigned but that one is mine” au

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anonymous asked:

Thoughts on the latest GoT?

  • SANSAAAAAAA her storyline is my favourite and im excited that it’s really getting underway! Loved the montage of escaping the city and her looking back one last time - that hesitation of ‘what if what i’m heading to is even worse?’ shows how much she’s grown imo. and then we finally reach Littlefinger aboard the HMS Creepy Uncle where what is sure to be a seasons long relationship of innappropriate innuendos and teachings on the art of killing plebs begins~
  • Are they tryna play like Margaery doesn’t know what happened to Joffrey? I thought her and Olenna’s interaction was a little weird, tbh. And I love Margaery so
  • I swear to god if Charles Dance wasn’t slayin it dead as Tywin I would fall asleep in his ominous monologues like. WE GET IT HE’S A POWER PLAYER EVERY WORD THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS DRIPPING IN THREATS DONT SHOVE IT DOWN MY THROAT I GET IT and poor cersei having to listen to what is obviously the Casterly Rock Pre Game Pep Talk for like, the hundredth time (clear eyes!!! malicious hearts!! can’t lose OR I’LL KILL YOU)
  • Tommen is a baller
  • I feel like everything that can be said about that Jaime/Cersei scene has been said but like, wow. At this point it honestly does seem like HBO is determined to fill a sexual violence quotient and it’s really gone beyond the pale, to the point where it’s souring me a little on the whole show. are they really thinking through what the implication of scenes like this is for the characters and their arcs?? I truly don’t see how someone could watch that scene, the way it was framed, the way it was filmed, and say it was ‘consensual’.
  • The Grim Adventures of Arya and Hound continue, this time featuring pious unfortunate peasants WHAT FUN. The Hound is actually one of my fave male characters in the series (i love him as a deconstruction of so many standard fantasy/fairy tale tropes) so i’m enjoying this overload of him before he all but vanishes from the story. Liked the setup of Braavos and Arya taking on a ‘persona’ in front of the man and his daughter - all on point for her story. I get them trying to flesh out her stay in Westeros for as long as possible so im good tbh
  • Oh man sam I FEEL LIKE THIS SAM SCENE WENT FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES IT WAS HELLA BORING SORRY NOT SORRY and like again, here is the weird rape culture emphasis - like yes, we understand, Westeros is not a good place for women. But the show just seems to want to constantly shove it down our throats and it is getting REALLY OLD. STEP YOUR GAME UP GUYS. I dont really care about anything else here lmao - we saw Mole’s Town and that was cool??? i guess??? it was kind of awful what do you expect lmao
  • EYY STANNIS im always surprised and pleased when they include Dragonstone scenes lmao. Again good build up here (though a weird lack of Melisandre? don’t think she’d be letting Davos counsel Stannis without being there to inject FIRE IS THE PUREST DEATH every once in a while), Davos and Shireen are so cuuuute writing their lil pen pal letters
  • CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS TRIAL IS GOING TO GO ON FOR LIKE FIVE FUCKING EPISODE JESUS CHRIST just do everyone a favour and bring some affc/adwd stuff forward, honestly. The Tyrion/Pod scene was good i suppose, i like their friendship but it’s one of those D&D write-ins that’s meant to make tyrion look like The One Good Dude in Westeros, which i think isn’t needed for his character and really simplifies his complex role in the story, but i mean i get it for the show purposes i’ll survive~
  • OBERYN THIS SEASON MVP EVERY SEASON MVP THE GREATEST OF ALL GREATS and him/ellaria otp like goDDAMN (im surprised they havent mentioned their children??? i’ve a feeling theyve written them out a la willas). TYWIN/OBERYN SHOWDOWNS ARE LEGIT i hope they incorporate the oberyn poisoned tywin theory because like omg i would DIE also i find it hilarious that tywin actually went down to a whorehouse for a meeting OBERYN IS SO IMPORTANT EVEN TYWIN COME RUNNIN
  • Tywin is the most practical dude I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT HE WOULD CONSIDER HOKEY RUMORS ABOUT DRAGONS AS LEGIT and if he did WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT IN FRONT OF OBERYN. OBERYN OF HOUSE MARTELL. HOUSE MARTELL WHO HAS A LONG STANDING NEVER RESCINDED ALLIANCE WITH THE TARGARYENS ‘oh hey oberyn your sister in law is probs comin back to westeros and btw shes bringing three flying nuclear weapons no biggie lmao so wanna be allies?’ SURE.
  • the creepy cannibal wildlings are so creepy
  • OH AND i like how they specifically showed the kid noticing ygritte just so they can have an upcoming scene where he’s like ‘hey jon snow i saw your girlfriend shes the WORST’ so jon can look sadly into the distance and emote
  • JON IN A LEADERSHIP ROLE JON’S OPINION CARRYING WEIGHT THE NIGHT’S WATCH SHUTTING UP TO HEAR HIM TALK jon not taking the ~noble option jon making a call based on necessity and not honor ROBB STARK WOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT. THIS IS THE KIND OF CHARACTER GROWTH I LOVE TO SEE AND THAT IS THE BEST PART OF JON’S ARC and im kind of excited for this craster’s keep stuff tbh i just want more jon im not sorry
  • oh dany. oh dany’s scenes and their uncomfortable colonialism implications LET’S FOCUS ON OTHER STUFF LIKE I WISH THE SHOW WOULD daario is hot and i would do him THAT WINK LMAO BYE and i also love how dany was like ‘yeah whatever you’re expendable’ AND THEN WAS MAKIN THE HEART EYES EMOJI BEHIND HIS BACK IT’S SUCH A GENERIC FUCKING ROMANCE PLOT BUT HEY A GIRL’S GOTTA HAVE A CONCUBINE also hizdar zo loraq more like hizdAMN am i right he’s so banging i hope all of meereen is this bangin let’s just have two and a half seasons in the city full of hottie music video back up dancers im feelin it
Cameron imagine for Carly

You and Cameron snuggled on the bed as he was resting from the long day of Magcon.  He ran his fingers down the middle of your spine when he spoke up. ‘Carly im bored’ ‘Well what do you want to do?’ ‘Well I haven’t made a video in forever but I don’t know what about.’ ‘What about the girlfriend tag?’ ‘Yes! I can’t believe I never thought of that.’ He said excitedly.’ He got up and set the camera up while you fixed your hair and makeup. ‘Carly come sit.’ As he pointed to the bed. You got up and climbed onto his lap. As he started recording.
‘Hey guys! Cameron here and as you can see I have my beautiful girlfriend Carly with me.’ He said kissing your cheek.  ‘Hey guys’ you said and waved to the camera. ‘So what we are doing today is the girlfriend tag, so let’s get started…ok Carly ladies first.’ ‘Cameron where did we first meet?’ ‘Um we actually met at the beach on spring break,  you were at the pier with some friends and you caught my eye. So I walked up to you and started chatting. At first I thought you weren’t interested but my charm worked.’ As he finished his sentence you couldn’t help but laugh and playfully hit him. ‘As I remember Cameron wouldn’t leave me alone. But I did think you were cute.’ ‘Ok that’s true is just because you looked really pretty.’ He put his arm around you and smiled. ‘Right my turn.  How long have we been dating?’ ’ Easy a year and two months.’
‘Where did we go on our first date and what did I wear?’ ‘We went to Six Flags and you wore denim shorts and a cropped white blouse, with black converse.  I chose Six Flags because I could hold your hand on the roller coaster when you got scared.’ You couldn’t help but blush at his words. ‘Cam thats so sweet how you remember all the the little details.’ ’ Well your not hard to forget.’ ’ Carly where was our first kiss and what was it like?’  ’ Um we had our first kiss a month into our relationship, it was summer and there was a carnival in town, remember?’ ’ Of course I do’ Cameron replied.  ’ Anyway you won me a bear and we held hands all night and when you walked me home you leant in and gave me a kiss. I was so nervous but then afterwards I couldnt stop smiling.’ ‘I love you Carly.’ ‘I love you to Cameron.’ ‘Ok guys that’s it for today’s video I hope you enjoyed it see you soon.’ Cameron said and waved to the camera. 
You got up from his lap but he grabbed your arm and playfully pulled you back to him. ‘Cameron!’ You screeched. ‘Babe’ he said softly and kissed all over your face. You giggled at him and he laughed back. The two of you sat on the bed and intwined your fingers talking about your relationship. ‘Lets take a selfie.’ Cameron said. He got out his phone and he kissed your cheek, you held his chin and looked at him and smiled. ‘Thats my favourite.’ You said. ‘Mine too’ he posted the picture on Twitter and instagram captioning it: ‘with my girl today, so lucky to have her’ you fell asleep in Camerons arms. The next day you woke up with loads of twitter mentions saying how lucky you were to have Cameron and how they loved you two together.

Dean and Cas are just starting their official relationship, and after Sam bugs them about it they finally talk about going out on a “real date.” Dean’s nervous because he doesn’t want to screw anything up. Canon verse.

A/N: In Cas’ speech toward the middle of the story, I used some inspiration from one C. Poindexter’s poems. I don’t want to take all the credit for the amazing words that comes to his mind to inspire me.

“Sammy, you say one more word and I swear on baby that I’ll knock those pretty little teeth of yours out of your mouth.”

“So touchy!” Sam chuckled, flashing those teeth that, yes, were very pretty thank you very much, “And here I was thinking that getting rid of the mark would make you less of a grouch.”

“Maybe It wasn’t the mark that made me a grouch. Maybe I’m a grouch because you’re an annoying poop head.” Dean said, quickly storming out of the room before he could see Sam’s reaction to a not so good comeback. 

What did he care anyway? He had been bugging Dean about his relationship with Castiel for days now and it was starting to get frustrating. Who cared if they weren’t calling it anything? Who cared that Cas would just leave and show up as he pleased, even after Dean kissed him out of the blue and jump started whatever it was between them? Who cared if Dean couldnt sleep on the nights he was alone because all he could do was wish his angel was beside him? Who cared that maybe he was starting to realize he just might be in love, and knew he could ruin it all by just the snap of his fingers? Who cared?

Okay, so maybe Dean cared a little. And thats exactly why he wouldnt say anything to Castiel. Because whatever they had going on between them now, it was good. And good was good enough for Dean, so there. It was settled.

That is, until Castiel appeared next to him on his bed with a, “Hello Dean”, not even minutes after he sat down, “Are you okay?”

Dean didnt have to turn and look to know that Cas’ impossibly blue eyes were boring into the side of his face, he could practically feel them there, “Im fine, why do you ask?”

“I felt your longing.”

And thats  when Dean finally turned, simply regretting it a moment after when his face flushed with just how close it came to the angel’s, “My longing?”

“Yes.” Cas said simply, reaching over and grabbing Deans hand with his own.

It was still all very new, but not for a moment did Dean think about flinching away. He felt safe like this, as if his hand belonged in Castiels. So maybe that’s what caused him to blurt out, “I think we should go on a date,“ with out having a second to think twice about it. He cleared his throat and rubbed the back of his neck with his free hand, “I mean, you know. Something with just you and me. If you want to, for whatever this is between us. So yeah. I don’t know.”

“Are you asking because Sam has been bothering you on the subject, or because you really want to?”

“What?” Dean shot his head up again, “How do you-”

Cas chuckled and rubbed the back of Deans knuckles with his thumb, “Your brother has been persistent with me as well. I was even thinking about it before I felt your longing, then again I think about you very often. Almost all the time.”

Dean could feel his heart flutter into his stomach and tried his best to hide the smile that itched at his lips, “Yeah, Sam seems to care more about us than we do.” And also, I think about you too. Every second.

“Is that true?” Castiel’s eyes were on him again, and Dean could have just held him close then and there to take away the desperate look they had, “That Sam cares more?”

“No, of course not.” Dean sighed, “He’s only trying to make sure we’re happy.”

“I’m happy.” Cas said, his head tilted to the side, “Are you?”

Dean laughed, “God, yes. I’m happy. It’s just…I’m scared, you know?”

Cas sat up straighter and positioned himself so that he could fully face the other man, “You think you’re going to lose me, don’t you?“ He waited for Dean to reply, and after a few silent seconds, he continued, “Dean Winchester, you have to stop the ridiculous thinking that you aren’t enough for me. You spend so much time worrying yourself that it blinds you from the fact that nothing can ever take away the way in which I love you. I love you without reasons, I love you without rewards and days. When your hand is in mine,” He paused to curl his fingers tighter in between Dean’s, “time stops. I love you, and you will never lose me. Can you understand that?”

Dean opened his mouth and slammed it shut, hiding his teary green eyes away from the Angel before he felt a hand beneath his chin to lift it up and face him, “Dean?”

“Yes.” He whispered, leaning in and closing the gap between them with a soft kiss, “I completely understand what you’re saying, Cas.”

They stayed like that, moaning into each kiss to pull each other impossibly closer as they laid on the bed, Dean curled into Cas’ body like it was always supposed to be. He opened his eyes for a moment when he pulled away from the Angel for air, and he wished he could have captured the moment in which Cas’ eyes were closed and lips were swollen, because he was so damn beautiful then. He was always beautiful.

“I love you too.” Dean said. I love you. I love you. I love you. “It’s because of me that I want to take you out Cas, not because of Sam.”

Castiel grinned, “You don’t have to take me out for me to be happy. As long as I have you, I am.”

If anyone would have told Dean he would be living the biggest chick flick moment of all time one day, he would have laughed in their face and opened up a beer. But now…now all he could do was look into a sea of blue with a smile that couldn’t be taken away, “You are perfect to me, completely. And because of that you deserve a real date Cas.”

“I can take you anywhere in the world.” Cas whispered, kissing the side of Deans mouth, “Just tell me, and I’ll take you.”

“Should we tell Sam first?”

“I think that might make him happy.”

“Then we’ll all be happy.”

Dean smiled, standing up with his hand still tangled into the Angel’s, “Yeah.” He said kissing Castiels forehead, “Yeah, that’s good.”

Maybe Sammy wasn’t such a little poop head after all.