yes this is actually what they're saying



Right? Cold beer. Grown men on skates. What’s not to love?

Actual things I thought while reading Killing Stalking
  • Me: Mmm, that stalker is bad news, lmao I don't know man he's kind of creepy. Need to watch out for that guy, hahaha.
  • Me: Sangwoo is a precious cinnamon roll awww
  • Me: Holy shit, I was wrong.
  • Me: Fuck I was wrong.
  • Me: Burn that fucker with fire RIGHT NOW.
  • Me: You know people normally just have skeletons in their closet but you sir, you don't half ass it do you? Nope, you just HAD to one up everybody and have a FUCKING NAKED HOSTAGE IN THE BASEMENT.
  • Me: I can't fucking read this anymore
  • Me: *still fucking reads*
  • Me: No! Don't kiss him!
  • Me: Okay, at least they're not doing anything sexual.
  • Me: Fuck.
  • Me: Yeah he's a stalker you and that's creepy sure but at least he's not a SERIAL KILLER.
  • Me: Well it can't get much worse.
  • Me: A fucking card game are you kidding me?
  • Me: Yoonbum you didn't actually kill him okay? Sangwoo was just beING A HUGE DICK.
  • Me: YES Seungbae!
  • Me: Phew, Seungbae.
  • Me: *suspicious crutches look suspicious*
  • Me: Gee a shopping trip sounds like the perfECT TIME TO ESCAPE.
  • Me: *started binge reading at like 2am* Fuck is that the sun?
  • Me: ...........Fuck I'm hooked.

venus-taurus-goddess  asked:

I feel like aries mercury is actually one of those placements who are misunderstood a lot. Though they are very blunt, they're so impulsive and such quick thinkers that what they try to explain often doesn't come our correctly like they think in their heads. Therefore causing miscommunication and misunderstanding

Yes, absolutely, I’ve said this before but Aries Mercury natives tend to speak before they think. They are esoterically ruled by Mercury too, which is interesting. But the Aries Mercury mind is so rapid and it’s filled with rich energy, with wild acceleration, that sometimes they say things that they didn’t really mean to say. And thus, this creates problems every now and then, and they will often have to retract what they said, or at least phrase it in a manner where people could understand them a little better. It’s very common among these individuals. A lot of what they say receives backlash because they aren’t always careful.

anonymous asked:

In advance I want to say that I don't mean to offend anyone by this but like, I'm Hellenic Polytheistic and it's really frustrating to see people who aren't arguing with other people who aren't about my goddesses. Like, no one in these exchanges actually has any jurisdiction in talking about my goddesses as if they're experts and know exactly what she's like. Have your own opinions, yeah, but think about what the response would be if you started claiming sexualities for the Christian 1/2

2/2 God would be if you yourself weren’t Christian. It’d be weird, yes? I just feel like everyone is overstepping a bit. Like, It’s not your religion, stop acting like you have the absolute correct answers. This goes for the person who sent the ask, for the person who made the soap, and for this blog. Don’t sell stuff about my goddess if she isn’t yours. That’s not cool. Just, I don’t want to be rude, but all of you guys are being pretty disrespectful. Artemis isn’t yours to argue over. Sorry.

Hi, I’m the creator of these soaps. And it was with full intention for using known deities and figures to represent lgbt+ communities.

My message - seen here - did not imply any surety for Artemis’ sexual orientation, or what she means to others. 

Plus, Artemis is not the only religious deity involved in these soaps, there’s also Guanyin the bodhisattva for the trans pride soap. Achilles and Sappho are the figureheads of the gay/lesbian pride soaps respectively.

I am not religious, but I am Shino-Pacific Asian. Any thought of me actually appropriating Hellenic culture isn’t applicable. 

By this point, I’m very suspicious why only the ace pride soap is getting all this attention.

- Fae

smxrtypants  asked:

excuse me, but it appears i have found a super cool, rad, awesome, sweet and amazing artist who thinks they're not cool.

Originally posted by daddyslittlecuteprincess




THANK YOUUuuuuuu ;U; <3 <3

anonymous asked:

Let's do a scenario with all the familie's (probably just butchered English grammar) s/o's getting into a fight with another girl. But their s/o comes out on top with barely a scratch cause they're, like, a black belt in martial arts compared to the now black-eyed prom queen. (Reiji would secretly be proud that his s/o won, but still need to punish her for being 'unladylike').

Yes, hi, hello Prom Queen 2014 here… I wonder what happened to my crown… I only did Sakamaki and Mukami if that’s okay ^^’


Shu - “Must you make such a commotion?” He wouldn’t say it to your face but he was kind of impressed you actually hit her.

Reiji - “That behavior is unacceptable and unbecoming of a lady, I thought my punishments were working too. Oh well guess I’ll have to get tougher on you.” I may be bad butt I’m perfectly good at it~ 

Ayato - “Get her Pancake!” He does not know why you were fighting her but he knows it’s hot.

Kanato - “What are you doing, you could have gotten hurt and then what? Nobody wants a beat up doll!” He sounds kind of mad that you put yourself in that situation I’d go get him some sweets to calm him down.

Laito - “Mmm I love it when my Little Bitch gets feisty, but wouldn’t you rather direct that aggression somewhere else?” We all know where this is going…

Subaru - “Hey stupid don’t do things like that, you could have gotten hurt.” He was genuinely worried you were gonna be hurt, don’t give him a heart attack please. Engine repair is not cheap.


Ruki - “Livestock you are just begging for a punishment aren’t you?” Ruki is not pleased. Whips and Chains excite me~

Kou - “Well isn’t Masokitty being naughty~” By the looks of things you beat up on of his fans, and that’s not a good thing.

Yuma - “Man Sow you hit like a girl.” He may sound condescending but he is still proud.

Azusa - “Eve, why did you… hurt her and not me?” Why must you tempt him like that?


Kino - “That’s nice dear now will get me a coffee I just got to the newest level on candy crush.” Maybe you should have punched him and not the other chick because he sure was not pay attention.

I think what I find the most fascinating with tinhats is how determined they are to be unhappy.

Like, yes, they pretend to be happy. They spend their days saying antis are pressed and miserable and that they, the virtuous tinhats, are just enjoying the lives of their favs, despite hating everything they actually see of said favs’ lives and regularly feeling angst about it.

But we all know what they thrive on is despair.

And I just… don’t understand why?

Because at the end of the day, turning their tinhat theories around and putting a positive spin on them would have been… so easy??

Why didn’t they just decide that Briana was a surrogate? That Danielle and El (and whichever girl Harry might be briefly linked to) are friends of theirs happy to help them “blend in” until they’re ready to come out?

Why didn’t they just go with the idea that instead of a big conspiracy to keep Louis and Harry unhappy, they themselves just decided that they weren’t ready to come out yet, or did not want to deal with the inevitable scrutiny?

They could get to enjoy Freddie, they wouldn’t have to imagine Louis as a mere pawn, a spineless man whose suffering is basically ignored by his partner. They could just enjoy both Harry’s and Louis’s solo careers for what they are, and STILL imagine them spending time together whenever we don’t see them.

Like, they’d still be wrong, obviously, but at least they’d have things to rejoice over instead of spending their days desperately trying to find explanations for things that can’t be explained away!

Yet any time a tinhat tries to put a positive spin on things, they’re shunned by the rest of the group.

And I sit there wondering… why???

sebastianstanaddictsanonymous  asked:

Chris' youngest daughter is in high school and they're learning about the Aries III mission. A lot of what her teacher is saying is not how things happen and when she tries to argue with him he sends her to the office. The next day Chris shows up at her class demanding the teacher apologizes and then tells the story how it actually went. Suddenly she's the coolest in her year.

oh my god yes and and she gets to wear the actual NASA jumper that went to space with her dad 

Daddy Wednesday™

anonymous asked:


17. things you said that i wish you hadnt

“You know, Sasuke-kun, we’ve been together for quite a while,” she says to him one night, as they are both walking home from their monthly Team 7 meetup at Ichiraku’s. He simply hums in response, and lets her snuggle up closer to him as his hands remain shoved in his pockets. This makes her frown. Matter of fact, Sakura reminds him, “Five year now, actually. And we’ve been living together for four of those years.”

He spares her an amused glance, the corners of his lips lifting in a small smirk. “I’m aware of this, Sakura,” he says, looking at the road ahead of them once more. She watches his lips twitch into a small, teasing smile. “I think you’re forgetting which one of us actually remembers anniversaries and appointments,” he adds.

She gasps and elbows him lightly, cheeks flushing as he chuckles softly and tucks his arms into his body, pulling her even closer. She smiles a little, and leans her head on his shoulder, relaxing. Neither of them say anything as they listen to the sound of their footsteps and crickets in the still market. Most people have gone home, and Sakura thinks it is because everyone can smell the rain in the air. 

Even so, it is a nice, quiet night, she thinks to herself.

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algorithms  asked:

it's a huge civil rights issue and tied invariably to the education system in the PH where you have to pay tuition for primary school, and only people with HS diplomas can actually get jobs at most companies, including companies that in the west would accept dropouts. pinoys have been protesting this for years. tbh the majority of filipinos defending this are probably defending it because they themselves grew up with a katulong, especially if they're 1st-2nd gen immigrants

This is exactly what the filipinos in my personal inbox were saying! (Yes I’ll keep them private until they say I can blab who they are lol)

They were saying the people defending are either benefiting from this somehow and those who are against it don’t have the right outlet to say so.

I honestly don’t understand how Luke and Anakin are perceived as whiny bitches?? Like, for fuck’s sake I’ve seen people say Anakin was being a whiny bitch when he said “I’m a person and my name is Anakin”, when he was having an emotional breakdown and lashing out after Shmi died, and when he alludes to his bad history and trauma as a slave on Tatooine with his “I don’t like sand” line. If those are your only examples or the first ones that come to mind, maybe rethink what you think of as being a “whiny bitch” and take a long look in a mirror, because I think you’re the actual whiny bitch here.

  • Otherkin: *has an established community built on the concepts of intense introspection and questioning one's experiences*
  • Tumblr: hey that sounds fun
  • Tumblr: *says they're part of the otherkin community*
  • Tumblr: *does no introspection whatsoever*
  • Tumblr: *figuratively defecates on long-standing terms and definitions*
  • Otherkin: Actually what being otherkin means is-
  • Tumblr: Make sure you respect everyone!! Appropriation is bad !!! uwu uwu
  • Me: do you need a bag?
  • Customer: obviously/obviously not
  • What I want to say: No. Not obviously. Some people bring in their own reusable bags, and some are so goddamn small they fit in a pocket. Other people have bags, but they're saving them for the beer store across the road (true story). Some people just want a bag for one item, and other want to juggle 30 things. Just answer my fucking question with a yes or no.
  • What I actually say: k
Ace Attorney: A Summary pt II (Layton vs Wright Edition)
  • Barnham: Espella Cantabella is a witch and she killed a man
  • Wright: Wait what no that's impossible
  • Witnesses: Yes she is and we all testify the same thing
  • Wright: But no that's not-
  • Barnham: Be quiet sir blue knight it's not your time to speak
  • Barnham: also some metaphor with words and swords
  • Judge: Begin the interrogation
  • Wright: Okay first of all Witness D is full of shit
  • Witness D: No!! Actually may I revise my testimony
  • Barnham: Sure
  • Witnesses: So here's what really happened
  • Wright: HOLD IT Witness B you're saying that-- ah no, no, C, you're looking nervous
  • Witness C: Uh
  • Barnham: Stop badgering the witness
  • Jury: Barnham! Barnham!
  • Maya: Nick, they're full of shit
  • Wright: I know, but-
  • Barnham: You don't have any evidence!
  • Wright: You... you're absolutely right!
  • Wright: (Fuck. I don't have any evidence.)
  • Layton: Excuse me
  • Barnham: HOLY SHIT
  • Witnesses: HOLY SHIT
  • Jury: HOLY SHIT
  • Edgeworth: HOLY SHIT
  • Layton: Who needs evidence just point out the contradictions in the testimonies
  • Wright: That's all I've been doing-
  • Layton: Shut up and do it again
  • Wright: Oh so it was A all along
  • Layton: Wait hold on we gotta look cool and point together
  • Wright: Fine
  • Layton: OBJECTION
  • Wright: OBJECTION
  • Witness A: Yep it was I, the true witch
  • Judge: I see. Espella is NOT GUILTY.
  • Wright: What the fuck do I keep telling you
  • Barnham:
  • Barnham:
  • Barnham: The inquisition arrests Maya Fey. She is under suspicion of murder and being a witch.
  • Wright: Fuck
  • Layton: Fuck
  • Espella: Fuck
  • Luke: Fuck
  • Universe: Fuck

anonymous asked:

You know what gets me about the fidget spinner stream? Not the stream itself, but a comment on the unlisted one. One long comment accusing Matthew of emotionally abusing Stephanie all the time. How does one go about correcting someone that far off the mark? It boggles my mind.

People like to fit others into neat boxes sometimes, and that can be rather dangerous thinking. How people act is influenced by a million tiny things, and you should never draw conclusions based off of one interaction. Unfortunately, a lot of people do. They see Matt and Steph arguing and make their own assumptions, but they don’t see Matt surprising Stephanie with roses or the way he snuggles up to her when he’s scared or stressed out by a game or when she does something and Matt gets that soft look of love and pride on his face.

Not to say in an abusive relationship it’s 100% bad (it’s the good that makes you want to stay and makes you think the relationship is fine when it’s not), but when it comes to the Patrick’s I very very highly doubt anything dangerous or toxic about their relationship! Stephanie certainly has had no problem telling off Matt (or Jason or Chris) if they do or say something Yikes™ on the stream, and Matt has said before he has nothing but love and respect and admiration for Stephanie. I wouldn’t worry too much about those comments, friend! It’s just people drawing conclusions without researching properly or thinking before speaking!

  • <p> <b>What I say:</b> I ship Johnlock<p/><b>What I mean:</b> John and Sherlock's relationship is the deepest in the history of literature. It crossed centuries and realities and it's the best love story ever because it never starts and it never ends. But I don't ship it in a sexual way, no absolutely not, and actually most of time I don't ship them romantically, I'm not saying that they're not in love (they are) but I don't think love is more important that friendship - I'm not saying that their connection in friendship, well yes it is, but it's another thing, not 'more' because it's not a question of more or less - basically they are soulmates but not romantically, they are companions for life, but not only that, in short I'm trying to tell you that they have a platonic/queerplatonic relationship but if I don't explain what I mean you won't understand and you'll think I'm saying that they're "only" friends or that I'm diminishing their bond and - WHY IS MY LIFE SO DIFFICULT?<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I get customers mixing different types of weighed produce in the same bag and then knotting the bag all the time. "They're the same price per pound." I just want to scream at them "Do you know what an inventory is?" Instead I just smile and say "They're different codes so store policy is they have to be weighed separately." Yes, even different color peppers and different types of apples. Half the time the items actually aren't the same price per pound, even.

They really think all cashier are complete nitwits.

burningmanonacid  asked:

You: *answers their question with a thoughtful response* Them: "just say yes or no so we can demonize you either way."

It always goes round and round in circles with them because they’re too chickenshit to actually defend what they believe and say. It’s honestly ridiculous. And despite that type of person being the one to make the “y r u so triggered :^)” jokes, they’re unironically some of the most triggered people when you call them out for their nonsense. 

This is why I say that I’d rather have open bigots than ones that deny their bigotry even as they spout it. They’re exactly the same, but at least you can respect the open bigots for being honest, even when you detest their views.