yes they really did

anonymous asked:

"good nutrition"? i know there are a lot of misconceptions about ye days of olde but did those fools really eat better than we do today?

No I mean, they actually had regular meals more than the common man. Their meats were also like better processed and not preserved. It’s not that they had Better food than today just they had access to more food and better food for the time.

When my sisters were in air cadets, one of them asked me to buy a ticket and come to this cadet fundraising dance.  It was in the middle of nowhere and I was working the night shift at the time but I bought one and said I would come even though it was really inconvenient for me.  I asked her not to ditch me when I got there because I didn’t know anyone there.

Both my sisters ignored me the entire night. 

I invited my other sister to the staff Christmas party at work a couple times before I knew quite when it was and she said yes both times.  When I was able to give her the date I asked again if she was coming and she ignored all my texts. 

Sometimes your family will ask you to do something for you, and you’ll do it, but when you ask them for something all you’ll get is nothing.  Don’t feel obligated to keep giving to them because they are never going to give back.  They are just going to keep asking and they are going to conveniently forget all the times you did as they asked while they ignored you.

doctormunkey807  asked:

sense it is getting late I will request something simple, could I get ruby, blake and weiss cuddling/snuggling with their s/o at night after a long mission in the cold mountains.

Ruby
- Slams the door open, surprising her s/o

-“I’M HOME AND I’M FREEZING. S/O HELP ME”

-Proceeds to rush to their side and cuddle up to them as closely as possible

Blake
-Silently walks in, cup of hot tea and a blanket in her hands

-Drags her s/o to the bed and cuddles up with them and the blanket

-“I’m home. I’m cold. I’m tired. I love you. Good night”

Weiss
- The cold never bothered her anyway

-Yes it did. It really bothered her. She walks in, complaining about how cold it was

-Has a warm bath before snuggling with her s/o on the couch, too tired to discuss her mission

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Sombra didn’t know what she expected from a man clad in leather and an owl-like skull mask. (my own shitposting about sombra inspired this)

Meanwhile in the Chamber of Secrets...

Riddle: How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort’s powers were destroyed?


Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present and future.

Riddle pulls Harry’s want from his pocket and traces it through the air, writing three shimmering words…


Riddle: What?! How dare you laugh at the Dark Lord!

Harry: Now I’m imagining you…Jailhouse Rock…Merlin’s beard!

Harry, giggling slightly under his breath: Elvis…

Holy shit, okay, I’ve been wanting to do this forever because Voldy’s middle name in the French translation is Elvis and I’ve just always found it funny. So this happened in like ten minutes because I have no self control.

MBTI TYPES AS LOTR QUOTES

ISFJ: If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.

ESFJ: My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots!

ENTJ: If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they’re not, I’d say we’re taking the long way round.

INTJ: I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.

ENTP: You’ll find more cheer in a graveyard.

INTP: We never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

ESTP: He was twitching because he’s got my axe embedded in his nervous system!

ISTP
: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?

ENFP: What does your heart tell you?

INFP: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

ENFJ: What grace is given to me, let it pass to him. Let him be spared.

INFJ: The world is changed. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.

ESTJ
: You’re late.

ISTJ: PO-TA-TOES!

ESFP
: What about second breakfast?

ISFP: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?

SKAM S04E05 Clip 5 - Imagine all the people living life in peace

ESKILD: “You’re the one called Elias, right?”
EVA: Elias is your brother?
ESKILD: Then I go up to him and then I stroke him, just a little bit on his side at first, then I feel like a shiver going up his spine. *Gag noises* Then he left pretty quickly, but he seemed open for more fun.
CHRIS: Are you crazy?
EVA: Stop! I can send you the money.
CHRIS: Send me the money? What?
EVA: I can send it! How much is it? Hello!
CHRIS: 112.
EVA: It doesn’t!
CHRIS: 112 for a beer.
EVA: I can give you..
CHRIS: 112,50. 112,40..
[Are you coming?]
EVA: 112,40?
CHRIS: Point 40.
[John Lennon - Imagine]
EVEN: Thank you!
CHRIS: Oh my God
SANA: Yeah..
CHRIS: Yeah..
SANA: Oh, I love you so much.

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everyone is gay: the sequel // evak & magnus

even and magnus are hiding something from isak.
(sequel to everyone is gay: the musical)

When both of their phones go off at the same time, it means either one of two things: 1) Eskild is telling them to keep the noise levels down, or 2) there’s a new message in the guys’ groupchat.

Since the closest contact they have with each other’s fun zones (at the present moment, at least) is Isak lying with his head in Even’s lap, Even can only assume it’s the latter.

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I often find myself wondering if Jake is okay :/
(ALSO, @richardgoranski Because i legitimately just saw you would love to be tagged in BMC art in general, so here ya go buddy) 

Youngjae’s Valentine


( Happy Valentines Day! This is actually my first sorta comic and it was trouble.. but I am glad to have finished it and give my fav otter a happy vibe. It’s a bit late but I hope everyone likes it ; u ; - N )