yes that's me in the green coat

  • Husband: So... What would you like for your birthday this year?
  • Me: A long, olive-green coat that stops just above my knees, with a white/grey faux-fur ruff on the hood.
  • Husband: Huh. Well, that's- that's incredibly specific. Guess I can't really mess that one up. ...Wait a minute-
  • Me: *Making a completely unconvincing show of innocence and ignorance* ...Yes?
  • Husband: Why a coat like that, specifically?
  • Me: *sweating nervously* Green is my color...?
  • Husband: Uh-huh.
  • Me: *Coughs, blushing and avoiding eye contact.* And because then I could wear it to complete my Newt cosplay and pretend that I borrowed my K-Sci boyfriend's coat.
  • Husband: Knew it. Alright, I'll see what I can do.
  • Me: I love you.
  • Husband: I know.
Sirius Black Friday
  • Sirius: Fondue pots are 60% off!
  • Remus: We already have a perfectly fine fondue pot. We do not need another one.
  • Sirius: Remus! We need this! It's 75% off
  • Remus: That is the ugliest fucking wall hanging I've ever seen. We're only here to get a new set of pots and pans. That's it.
  • Sirius: AHHH REMUS! DOG COATS ARE 80% OFF!
  • Remus: You told me you would castrate me if I ever tried to put Padfoot in clothes ever again!
  • Sirius: Yes, but Moony would look so cute in it! Look there's even a hood with ear holes!
  • Remus: Moony will wear one if Padfoot does.
  • Sirius: ....
  • Sirius: DEAL! Do you think they have these in stag and rat sizes?
  • Remus: We can probably charm them different sizes.
  • Sirius: FOUR DOG COATS COMING UP!
  • Remus: ...I get the green one.