yes that quote is from buffy no i am never sorry

Sentence Meme: 97 Phoebe Halliwell Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others.
SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (violence/supernatural references)!!
Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

  • Can you do anything about this thunder? ‘Cause it’s making me nuts.
  • Wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty
  • Hope you guys got a discount on all that leather.
  • I curse you, you curse me, let’s get together and do a little cursing.
  • If you put your head in that coffee cup anymore your gonna need a snorkel.
  • Aww.. poor little evil creatures.
  • I think i did something really bad.
  • I need your help.
  • Thank you, yes. That makes me feel so much better.
  • I’ll do what I should’ve done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass.
  • I’m pregnant.
  • Um, you know what? We’re not really sure, so why don’t you just come back later, okay?
  • Oh, I’m making soup for [name], he’ll eat it in a bowl, I guess that’s my new role, making soup for [name].
  • Hovering? Well that must be the infamous pillow smothering demon.
  • Well, whatever she said you should probably take it with a grain of salt, because sometimes her medication makes her say the strangest things.
  • We could sure use some cosmic help right about now.
  • If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I’d be rich.
  • Ask and you shall receive.
  • Well, I did consider.. scratching.. him..?
  • Flying is awesome, its the landing that’s a bitch.
  • Lawyers! There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them!
  • I’m trying to get a premonition.
  • Wanna take a Wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?
  • Ready to kick some ass… sis?
  • These boots may be made for walkin’, but they’re never walkin’ back to you buddy.
  • [name], what you do in your spare time——.
  • I don’t know what happened. One second I was talking to [name] and the next I was attacking him.
  • Earthquakes give me the jeebies.
  • If we can’t protect her from geese, how will we protect her from demons?
  • Please! You’ve got to help me! Down in the basement!
  • Sorry, had to grab my broom.
  • Well, at least our lives won’t be boring.
  • Don’t worry. We had safe sex. A lot of safe sex.
  • Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, fifteen seconds.
  • My, Santa, how you’ve changed.
  • I am trapped in pantaloons right now. Where is the mirror?
  • Great. Generation 666.
  • Does this look like something a depressed woman would wear?
  • Well, don’t look at me I’ve been shot.
  • Better not. I don’t think Advil’s been invented yet.
  • The only broom I’ve ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.
  • I’m not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?
  • Whew. For a minute there, I thought you were here to win me back.
  • [name] don’t! You think I abandoned you. You think it’s my fault that [name] died. You blame me, you should just admit it.
  • I could understand running if he didn’t love me back, you know? Fight or flight. It’s the nature of the beast.
  • We hearken ye? What? Are we summoning a leprechaun here?
  • Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers!
  • No, actually, some guy that I met at the gas station.. yes, of course [name]!
  • I slept with my boss.
  • Why? Why can’t you stay here and have the life that you should have had?
  • That’s it. The wedding is off! Tell everyone to get outta here. Go-go-go-go!
  • I think that I deserve to know.
  • He’s just trying to reconnect with you, you know that, right?
  • There’s a reason my résumé is only three sentences long.
  • No, but that’s not possible. Is that possible?
  • Oh, you guys didn’t have to get out of bed for little old me.
  • I’ve been calling for you all week. Didn’t you hear me?
  • Now would that be the pillow smothering demon or the lock picking demon?
  • I mean, surely you’re skipping some rungs on the ladder here.
  • Yeah, I didn’t hear what you just said, but if you’re wondering who’s behind this, I was about to look in the book.
  • This costume happens to be a protest statement.
  • Of course. What would you expect from Maid Marian?
  • 4, 16, 19, 30, 32 and 40. Those are the winning numbers.
  • What did I do? Premonition him to death?
  • Where’s Buffy when you need her?
  • What’s the matter, [name]? Jealous? All work and no play making you even more boring?
  • He’s a Whitelighter. You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu.
  • You know, silver things that go jingle jingle?
  • What about what I’ve given up, [name]? I’ve given up my family, my heritage, my life!
  • You are the most sweetest, most caring person I’ve ever met. No, I mean that, you are. You’re always there to help anybody, even strangers. You’ve been doing it your whole life.
  • Why don’t you just marry [name]?
  • Hey [name], I’m just letting you know I might have to leave the country for a while—— but don’t worry, I will call you.
  • Because this isn’t just about me. Look, I don’t wanna die, but I’m not gonna sit around and wait for an innocent to die either.
  • Did anyone ever think that maybe he’s a warlock?
  • You’re not kidding.
  • You usually do something very final if you catch my drift.
  • Once you break the small rules, it’s just a matter of time before the big ones are next.
  • There is a demon on the loose.
  • Okay, just don’t go taking any vows while I’m gone, all right?
  • No. I’m the Amazing [name].
  • [name], I’m not nuts. Okay maybe a little, but that’s irrelevant here.
  • We call the spirits to help undo and send him off to… Timbuktu? Whoa. It worked.
  • Well, it was the only thing I could think of that rhymes with “undo”.
  • Okay, just listen to me for one second. All we have to do is find a way.
  • What? Oh, no. Any more good news?
  • Okay. I don’t know how that information helps us right now..
  • And then [name] crashed through the front door on a Harley.
  • What, did a spell backfire?
  • Oh, worshipping me, adoring me, exalting my name. There is so much love in this room I can barely stand it.
  • Okay, you knew I didn’t love all those guys, right?
  • Why not? She blows you up all the time.
  • I just never thought of myself as the marrying type. It’s not something I fantasized about. Ever.
  • Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah.
  • You know, you keep throwing this 'we’ word around and I don’t see you doing anything.
  • Good people do not turn other people into water coolers!
  • I would stay out of my bedroom if I were you. Unless you want to get slapped again.
  • The safest place [name] knows is with me. He said so.