Two Types of Couples
*James and Lily staring lovingly into each others eyes in the common room*
Remus: *Has an idea*
*Deep masculine superhero voice* Oh Lily dear?
Lily: What is it?
Sirius: *High pitched ‘Lily’ voice* Yes Jamsie-poo?
Remus: How long has it been since we confessed our love for each other?
Sirius: Minutes, my love
Remus: It feels like years!
Sirius: Oh then we must do it now, my darling!
Remus: Embrace me, my love!
Sirius: Take me in your strong quidditch arms!
Lily: …. Seriously?