pet names to call commander lexa- a guide by clarke griffin
• lexa - let’s be honest. my voice is husky as fuck. i know lexa loves the way i say her name, anyway.
• commander - only in public. or in our bedroom. lexa’s not fussy. (neither am i)
• heda - she seems to like this when we’re in bed together. i’m not even ashamed. i like it, too. a lot.
• lexa kom trikru - anything i say in trigedasleng immediately turns her on. i know it. her pupils tell me as much.
stop peeking over my shoulder, raven.• buttercup - what the fuck? lincoln, tell your girlfriend to stay out of my business, okay? this is private information. lexa wouldn’t be caught dead responding to this.
• commander raccoon - ha.
i get it raven, that’s funny. must be the warpaint, right? yeah, yeah, laugh it up. i think it suits her. she looks sexy in black. yeah, that’s right, limp away.• commander hearteyes - well, i mean– that’s not– she doesn’t have– mom?! you’re in on this?! stop laughing at me, this isn’t funny! no, i’m not blushing, it’s just– no, i can’t see it, she looks at me like– no, mother, i don’t ‘encourage her’, it’s just her face– yes, mother, she knows you don’t like her– i– alright, mom, i get it, she’s head over heels. now stop laughing please. and get out!• alexandria - indra, i don’t think she’d like me calling her by her *full* name. i just don’t think she’d appreciate it, i called her ‘alexa’ once and she almost had an aneurysm– okay, yeah, that’s an exaggerati– fine, she didn’t, she– yeah i know you saw us talking about– no, she didn’t take me to bed after, i– indra, she’s your commander! this is personal! yeah, she is good in bed, but don’t tell– mom! hey! didn’t know you were still here! especially when i told you to leave. please don’t kill her, mom.• babe - fuck what people think. lexa’s my babe and i’m hers- even if she won’t admit it.
• sweetie - who the fuck wrote this?
raven? octavia? who wrote it? will no one tell me? you guys know i’m dating the commander, right? you know, the leader of thirteen clans? ruler of everyone? that commander? yes– fine, alright– i call her sweetie! big deal! she loves it! i only say it to her in the mornings, anyway. before either of us get up. so ha!
• lex - i think i’m the only person in the entire world that’s allowed to call lexa by a shortened version of her name.
shut up, raven, i’m not whipped and neither is she okay, she just– octavia! you too?! she’s not whipped, she just– indra, don’t encourage them! who’s side are you on?! guys! she’s not whipped, i swear, she’s just—well—just– i hate you all.
• daddy -
i don’t think lexa actually understand what this means, raven. but if you must know, i’ve taken it upon myself to teach her the meaning. in various positions. ways. methods. techniques. with helpful tips. and guides. and scenarios. and toys. indra, why are you leaving? for the love of god; come back. no– no, don’t tell everyone! no, indra!• murderer - who the fuck let you in my tent, pike? asshole. titus, please get guards to kindly escort this shit out of here. • asshole - honestly, i didn’t think grounders appreciated dirty talk. boy, was i wrong. is it the same for you guys? lincoln? octavia? guys?
• bitch -
titus, not that dirty! that’s going too far! it was one time, and i was angry with her, and i just– all is forgiven, okay? she should know that, with the number of times i’ve eaten her ou– mom! you’re still here? could you maybe pretend you didn’t hear that last part? no, no, i don’t want to hear about you and kane, just-
• gal pal -
you wish, bellamy. in your dreams.
• sexy lexi -
raven, i thought we were never ever ever ever ever ever going to discuss that again? i had too much to drink, okay? i’m never trusting you to be around me when i’m under the influence of alcohol ever again.• my love, my sweetheart, the prettiest pretty my eyes have ever seen - okay, ha-ha. I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE HALLUCINOGENIC MUSHROOMS, OKAY?! come on, guys, who spilled? lincoln? it was you?! come on! you tricked me! monty was just as high and you know it!• wifey for lifey - i. was. drunk. we aren’t even married. yet.
• handmaiden - oh my god, raven. stop.
• god - definitely one of lexa’s favorites. especially when i scream it. mostly when she stretches and curls those long, slender fingers–
jesus, raven, are you copying this down? that’s fucking sick. oh, and sorry, mom, but it’s your fault you decided to stay in here. just cover your ears, or something.