yes prescription

Bakugou *on the phone: “Hello sir. You are past due on your payment for ‘Rat Fancy Magazine’.”

Customer: “So what? I ain’t payin. You go ahead and cancel my prescription.”

Bakugou: “Yes sir, but we still need to collect payment on the issues you’ve received.”

Customer: “Nuh-uh, I said cancel my prescription! You idiot!”

Bakugou: “Subscription.”

Customer: “Don’t you correctify me!” *hangs up*

Bakugou: …………*calls back*

Customer: “Hello?”

Bakugou: “Listen up, brain trust, I have your address. Do you understand what that means? I know where you live, where you sleep. And I will FIND YOU! YOU MOUTH-BREATHER! AND WHEN I DO, I WILL RAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLY STUPID THROAT!”

Izuku: ‘Bakugou!“

Bakugou: ”I WILL GRAB YOUR LARGE INTESTINE, RIP THEM OUT OF YOUR BODY AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!

anonymous asked:

You knew because you're actually dan!!n you exposed urself by knowing Phil's eye prescription 😫😫👏🏻

yes i think phil should get laser eye surgery

ducitstella  asked:

Spock very quietly walked up behind Leonard in Med Bay to find him at his desk. He softly leaned forward and pressed his lips to Leonard's head, the tips of his ears a soft pistachio color. "--I cherish thee, Ashayam." {Vclcan}

 hes tiered as usual.   —-   another day of whatever the hell  was being thrown at him   ;  its exhausting.   he needs rest   ; desperately.    —   but a ships cmo job was never really done. not as long as people lived  &   breathed.   a sigh escaped the lips    ;  a deep groan soon follows.  fingers carefully massaging his forehead.  ;  it is if as prayers are answered  ;  somehow he does not see or hear the other coming  ;   he only feels the   TOUCH   &  if is ever so welcome.  ❛     mmm     ❜   he hums slowly.   its a breath of fresh air.   leoanrd really needed that.    ❛ –  hey baby    ❜   he leans his head back   ;   into spocks chest. 

@vclcan

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II actually do need glasses when II am reading small print.  II think it may be some residual damage done to my optics from being a helmsman.

During the reboot, most of the ‘players’ that were badly wounded were healed, but there seemed to be a glitch in the system that would not allow for certain things to be erased if the user did not wish it.  IIn a way, it allowed us to hang on to some of the ’faults’ that we had come to embrace as strengths - such as the young Pyrope choosing to be blind again. Signless also kept the scars on his wrists - they are not as terrible as they should be, obviously, but they are still clearly visible. II still have a port scar that may actually still be a functioning port - II have not tried to interface with a system to test it, however.  

My eyesight is not as sharp as it used to be, but this may be a Captor trait as much as it is helmsman damage.  We spend so much time in front of computers and reading II am surprised we don’t need stronger prescriptions. 

(Yes, II am saying Sollux’s glasses are functioning glasses; do not tell him II told you, he will kill me.)

anonymous asked:

black cherry, blackberry, red velvet

black cherry: four words that describe you?
-disclaimer: I went to my coworker for help on this one and he said, “Charismatic, Empathetic, Boisterous, Needy” (needy was mine, he did the other three)

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
-Oh absolutely. More times than I can count.

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?
-Yes! But my eyesight isn’t the worst thing around. Still pretty awful. But not the worst.

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Yeah please don’t bash me up this is the first time I’ve done this. Which? All of this. appalachiansprung​ approved this so you can all hate her too. (Thanks Luce!)

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There’s a ghost in my lungs and it sighs in my sleep
Wraps itself around my tongue as it softly speaks.