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Dickkory Week, DAY 1

“Dick, hold my bouquet.”

“Wh-”

Kory carries Dick ok and I will NOT *punches wall* accept any other scenario.

I feel like we’ve missed a big story opportunity with the ‘humans are space orcs’ and 'earth is space Australia’.
Imagine what any alien group would think of Steve Erwin the crocodile hunter.

Scout captain: human steve, we are nearing the cave of the Gandiln’, your earth equivalent of a crocodile?

*Steve nods stoicly, remaining silent as he eyes the cave entrance*

*the captain takes a chunk of bait from a sealed bag, and tosses it in a smooth arc, landing feet from the entrance. Almost immediately, a giant sized lizard, loosely resembling a cross between a crocodile and a velociraptor lunges from cave, devouring the bait.*

Captain: what do you think, human steve?
Steve: ……..imma poke it.
Captain: you wha-? You can’t poke it!
Steve: imma poke it.

*Steve jumps from their cover with a grin, and rushes to the croc-raptor*

Captain: human steve, no!
Steve: human steve, yes!!

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Don’t worry, that’s not the whole apology  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yay dark-eyed Zen is back, I am so happy

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anonymous asked:

hi lis!! can you do a rec list of your favorite all time fics?

TOP 30 LONGSHOT FICS AS DECLARED BY ME

  1. Escapade 
  2. Here In The Afterglow
  3. Love Is A Rebellious Bird
  4. Relief Next To Me
  5. Young & Beautiful
  6. Pull Me Under
  7. Gods & Monsters
  8. Soft Hands, Fast Feet, Can’t Lose
  9. Never Be
  10. Wear It Like A Crown
  11. These Inconvenient Fireworks
  12. Unbelievers
  13. Wild And Unruly
  14. You’ll Breathe Me In (You Won’t Release)
  15. Empty Skies
  16. You Are The Blood
  17. This Wicked Game
  18. My Heart Is Breathing For This Moment In Time 
  19. Through Eerie Chaos
  20. Atlas At Last
  21. Speaking Of Marvels
  22. Nameless Night
  23. Hiding Place
  24. Where Your Heart Is
  25. California Sold
  26. Red Brick Heart
  27. Adore You
  28. Butterfly Gun
  29. Perfect Storm
  30. Into The Blue

1. The friends you have at the beginning of the year can completely change by the end of it. People change, and if they aren’t improving your life in some way, it’s okay to drop them.

2. Take many pictures. Don’t let it take over your life, though. You don’t want to look back and see that you only captured your memories with your camera lens and not within your mind and heart.

3. Find your safe place. Whether it be in the arms of a certain person or on the balcony of Barnes and Nobles with a cup of soup, find it and don’t let it go. You can have more than one safe place.

4. Be nice to everyone. You honestly don’t know what skeletons people are hiding in their closets. Everyone has their skeleton. Every person on this earth has something in their life or past worth collapsing on the ground in uncontrollable sobs over.

5. Reading is so important. Highlight the things that you read that you find intriguing. Read a lot, it can only do good things for you.

6. Writing always helps.

7. The girl with anxiety has the deepest thoughts. The autistic boy has the kindest heart, and the schizophrenic has the ability to put a smile on your face in seconds. Do not judge character based on a mental illness.

8. Music has an indescribable ability to connect and heal. Let it do its thing.

9. Her prettiness doesn’t make your prettiness any less pretty.

10. Getting close and letting someone in is scary as hell. You know what else it is? Worth it.

11. The minute you feel your happiness being dictated by someone else, take a break from them.

12. Adventuring is a must. Sunsets always help the soul, showing that endings can be as beautiful as beginnings.

13. Spend more time with your parents doing things they enjoy. Later in life, you’ll be wishing you’d spent more time with them than on your Netflix account.

14. Home is not always a place, but whatever you love with your whole heart. I have many homes, and it’s okay if one home doesn’t feel like home anymore.

15. Making someone smile and feel genuinely happy has the ability to warm your heart from the inside out. No matter how much pain someone is going through, you made them forget about it for a few seconds. Isn’t that something?

16. Feel everything and let it hurt, but don’t go back to what broke you.

17. Don’t let fear hold you back from what you want. The view from the other side is spectacular.

18. Tell people how you feel. Even if you’re scared it’ll burn your life to the ground. You say it loud.

19. You find the most extraordinary things in the most ordinary places.

20. Swollen lips and sweaty “I want you’s” can make you feel again, but I don’t want to feel anything if it means having to sit there feeling like the wind is constantly being knocked out of me when he stops calling back.

21. Sometimes the way you think of someone isn’t the way they actually are.

22. Never underestimate the amount of joy the holiday season can bring you. Try and find ways to feel that way all year long.

23. Timing is never going to be perfect; if you care about something enough, you’ll make the time. It’s all about priorities.

24. If women used their words to build each other up instead of tearing each other down, our world would change drastically.

25. Recovery can take 2 weeks or 5 years. You aren’t any less of a person if it takes you longer to find a way to let go of what’s hurting your heart.

26. You only need yourself, but having people by your side trying to understand means a lot more than you might think.

27. You find your truest friends in your darkest hours.

28. You can feel the whole world in a month and nothing after 2 years. Time does not define love.

29. Always say yes to dessert.

30. Concerts make life worth living. So does yelling your favorite song along with your best friend in the car with your best friend with hands intertwined. These are things that show you that you don’t need to be on drugs to feel invincible.

31. So does kissing.

—  emmuuhhhhh, 31 Things I’ve Learned Coming Into 2016
shit Kara has probably said

Winn, hold my Alkaarien beer

Who dares me to speed eat four pizzas? Who? Who? I’m gonna do it

See, the thing is, [goes off talking in kryptonian about science]

No, Alex.

What’s that word in English?

Why is English this way?

Why is spelling in English so hard?

Lena, when’s the last time you slept?

Can you two stop jumping off balconies?

(About food at alien bar) how do you know that’s not a human?

(Someone asking her about college) I have *incoherent mumbling* degrees (you have what?) Five

I’m not pining after Lena!

Lena’s my best friend and I love her!

What did you say about Luthors?

Don’t get mad, but… I adopted five dogs.

Listen, listen, I know 137 languages, okay? English is just a pain.

I got bored and built a computer.

No, Lena.

It’s not clay, it’s a chunk of iron.

Kara, yes

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