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CP bachelor AU: part 13

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Laurent bends his legs, pulling his ankles out of direct sunlight and back into the shade of the poolside umbrella. He’s had sunburned feet once in his life, and never plans to repeat it. He throws an annoyed glance at Damen, who is stretched out on the adjacent lounge chair. Damen has spent the last three days turning steadily browner while being very lax about sunscreen.

The villa they’ve rented on the west coast of Santorini has its own pool as well as its own tiny courtyard complete with mosaic floor and fountain. Sunshine off white stone and white paint makes it feel overbright and otherworldly during the day, shimmering with heat and light. Laurent tried for an hour this morning to go over his notes on the Theran eruption and the formation of the caldera, but the heat snuck into his brain, and he can’t make himself mind. He feels looser, and happier, than he ever imagined he could.

The ratings for the show’s finale were unprecedented. With the story of Erasmus and Kallias under their belts, the finale was marketed as an even more shocking twist, and Laurent and Damen have become the new faces of unexpected romance. They’ve been asked to present at the Logies, and to appear on every morning show in the country.

Laurent has never been a celebrity in his own right, nor wanted to. He’s… adjusting.

The most obvious benefit is that Damen’s stock in the eyes of his PR department has shot way, way up, and his father has–after a long talk with both Damen and Laurent, which left Laurent feeling like he’d run a marathon–agreed that Damen will assume control of the company as planned. Theomedes looked like a man who’d already planned the first three years of his luxury retirement and had one impatient foot out the door; he was ready to throw Damen the reins immediately.

Damen promptly turned around and declared that he was leaving the company in the care of his brother Kastor for six months, extending the leave of absence he’d taken to come on the show.

“To do what?” Theomedes demanded.

“This and that,” said Damen, eyes dancing at Laurent. “Expand my horizons. Travel.”

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// Happy Lunar New Year to everyone celebrating!  ✧(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑  Wishing you guys all the best as we move onto the year of the Rooster! ♡  - Admin Dissu

*shows up like 8 hours late with a can of hairspray and a severe case of over exhaustion*

what up since i’m known for being critical of rick’s writing i figured it’s time to put in my two cents

**toa spoilers and sleep deprived ranting under the cut. this is a fairly negative post, you’ve been warned**

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some 2017 selfies!! tagged by the lovely @funkybedroom

(pronouns are they/them)

idk I dont take as much selfies as I would like to,, so this is like. also a little bit of a Mood board but honestly… I need to take more and I would like to take more!!! bc I feel better about my appearance lately u know. besides some mad body dysphoria fsdlksdfsdlk

I tag @vaginamonologi @dafidol @antigerone off d top of my head now show me ye fackin faces!!!!! I also tag. everyone. do it let me see u

My friend @bensolodefensesquad is getting a lot of hate and accusations of being racist from antis rn and i would just like to say that

All of you guys who ship Finn and Rey because they’re interracial are perpetuating racism. All of you writers who make Poe out to be a hot lover because his actor is Guatemalan are perpetuating racism. All of you who overtly masculinize Finn or condemn his actions (ie grabbing Rey’s hand being misogynist) are perpetuating racism.

Not shipping FInn and Rey because you feel their chemistry was more platonic than romantic does not make you racist. Shipping Rey and Ren, while questionable (I am a Reylo shipper and I do see both sides of the argument re: discomfort there), does not make you racist simply because there’s a black man available to ship Rey with. Nobody’s bitching about being racist for not shipping Poe and Rey, and that makes the arguments for FinnRey seem shallow and like they’re starting to stink of societally ingrained fetishism of black men with white women at their side. In the same light, shipping interracial couples (FinnRey and Stormpilot) does not absolve you from racism either.

Deathstar and let Deathstar, guys. Star Wars is a haven, stop turning into the wastes of Jakku and making everyone suffer just because you don’t like a thing.

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AND THAT’S IT DONE! for some reason it isn’t letting me tag everyone but yes i am so thankful for everyone following me, and for all the wonderful blogs i follow! here’s to whatever the hell is going to happen with this blog next <3

The Long Lost Friend [Draco  Reader] Part 9

Summary: Potions with all your favourites goes wrong

Word Count: 1.6k

Part 1 Part 8 Part 10

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Originally posted by theerudykes

“Ah, yes! Pair up everyone! Pair up!” Slughorn’s voice was heard from the front of the class.

“Pansy will you…” you shut up when you saw Blaise and her together. Zabini had been keeping his distance since the incident. Not that you minded. Whenever you thought back at the day when everything started going downhill your blood almost started boiling.

“Miss Y/N and Mister Malfoy, you will work together I presume?” Slug asked while placing some ingredients on your table. You looked around and saw that everyone else had already paired up.

“Seems like it,” you muttered and exhaled dramatically. Drama queen, that’s what you are Y/N!

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the time is near…so near its stirring the blood in their veins…and yet beware…tonight Graceland’s on USAAAAA

(Top right isn’t mine. Credit to its owner)

anonymous asked:

drones era is over

*puts earphones in* sorry i can’t hear you *turns volume up to max* HERE COME THE DR0O0OONES

Imagine Hakyeon gets a medium-sized box for Leo to have some alone time when he gets angry. When Leo has to go somewhere but doesn’t want to leave the box yet his long limbs come in useful to make tension with the sides of it and flop around the dorm without falling out.