yes just sit

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TBT the time Paul McCartney sang “Michelle” in the White House and the President of the United States was like a high school teenager with a crush.[x] 

“how long have you been listening to the hamilton cast album?”

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This is my dog. She usually sits behind me all day as I doodle, curled around my bum, occasionally putting her long chin on the arm rest or wedging her snout between my thigh and the chair. She is an old pup, so she snores heavily, sighs a lot, and sometimes hiccups. I love her a lot and she makes me happy, so here is my sharing happy thing of the day.

going on a road trip with chris evans would include

(a/n tysm for all the support!! please leave requests in my ask and ill do them! thank you)

-chris deciding it was a perfect weekend to drive from massachusetts all the way to maine

-packing both of your clothes all into one large suitcase

-at the start, you only purchase a few snacks

-but chris insists you need A LOT more snacks

-“baby, that’s not going to last even an eighth of the trip.”

-so you have to go back to the store, and buy 20 more snacks

-dodger being really excited to come along

-you and chris taking turns driving

-chris holding the steering wheel while his other hand holds your hand

-singing in the caR!!

-yelling the lyrics of “party in the USA” at the top of your lungs

-“iTS A PARTY IN THE USA!!!”

-chris thinking it’s the cutest thing in the world

-when you’re napping, chris likes to take his eyes off the road for a few seconds to admire you

-chris whispering “i love you y/n”

-you sleepily mumbling “i love me too.”

-chris having to wake you up from your nap

-“y/n. y/n. doll, wake up.”

-“leave me aloneeeeee.”

-“there’s clam chowder.”

-boosting up from your seat and running into the restaurant

-dodger bouncing out of the car for lunch

-chris putting on his “disguise” which consists of sunglasses and a hat

-telling chris that disguise won’t work

-“chris, people are still going to recognize you in that.”

-“doll, if the disguise worked for steve rogers, it’ll work for me.”

-when the food you ordered arrives, you both devour your food in a few mere bites

-chris sneaking dodger a few bites of his food, despite your efforts trying to keep dodger healthy

-after lunch, you’re back on the road

-sitting in the car in a quiet but comforting silence

-becoming really horny so you start reading chris evans smut

-“what'cha reading there, doll?”

-“ummm. nothing??”

-chris talking about upcoming interviews and how stressed he was

-you gladly listening and offering advice

-pressing a long, tender kiss to each of his knuckles to help him relax

-constantly asking chris if he wants you to drive yet

-him constantly assuring you it’s okay he’s driving

-“chris, you sure??”

-“absolutely doll.”

-“like, are you sure sure?”

-“yes doll, you just sit back, relax, and continue being amazing”

-practicing pick up lines on chris when the signal gets lost for the radio

-“hey, chris. are you a light switch?”

-“no, doll. why?”

-“becAUSE YOU TURN ME ON.”

-chris blushing like a huge dork

-dodger ends up barking because of your terrible pick up line

-chris telling you stories about being on the set of “gifted”

-“so there was this one time where mckenna….”

-those stories eventually lead to the talk about your future together as a couple

-“and we’ll live in a house in rural massachusetts, maybe 2 or more kids,,,”

-“but chris, what if we don’t get married?”

-“oh doll, i’m making sure you’re becoming mrs.evans”

-you blushing like craZy

-falling into another deep sleep

-chris (again) looking at you while you sleep

-him smiling as he touches the engagement ring box through his jeans

Originally posted by hothothotgg

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Coursers - great at shooting things! …not so great with children

I know it’s a bit late (and I’m not just talking about today) but here it is, as I promised. I know I have a lot to learn, but I’m really proud of what I’ve made here, especially since it is the first time I’ve used photoshop, and a tablet, and painted digitally.

Also please ignore the weird perspective just shhhhhh

(So I know at least one of my followers knows what this is. They were able to guess off the sneak peek I posted a few weeks ago.) I’ve absolutely loved all the art and the fics that @caustic-synishade has done for their circus au, and what better way to show this love than through fanart :D

Anyway. Here it is, finally, I hope everyone likes it c: I also hope you all have an amazing day/night, and thank you for any likes or reblogs or comments (seriously they make my day). Remember to smile today, love you all!

actual real life study tips

Okay, so I see a lot of “how to make cute note” etc. etc. tips on here and while aesthetically appealing notes totally help some people, there’s way more to being studious and productive than spending hours writing or rewriting your notes! Personally, I get by just as well on functional notes as those that I’ve doodled, dotted, and dashed into oblivion– in terms of decoration, it’s best that you do you. I used to be a pretty awful student, and note taking guides did jack squat to help me. So my 4.0 and messy notes are here to give the advice that they can–  here are some study tips absent of frills and squiggly lines– how shit gets done. 

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over the garden wall

send one for my muses reaction! Feel free to change any gender or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.

I can leave a trail of candy from my pants!❞
We just wanna get home with all our legs and arms attached!❞
You’re more lost than you realize.❞
This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it.❞
You lead the Beast right to us with your candy!❞
Beware, the Unknown! Fear the Beast! And leave these woods!❞
Well, that settles it. I’m gonna walk up 10 feet ahead of you.❞
I’m not magical. I’ll just do you a good turn.❞
Hey, not to be obnoxious, but an abandoned ghost town doesn’t seem like it’s gonna be useful.❞
You find this place as creepy as I do, right?❞
How did you end up in this little town of ours?❞
You’ll never convict! You have no proof!❞
It saddens me that you don’t wish to stay here with us, particularly because I simply have to punish your transgressions.❞
They’re all skeletons.❞
Iguess, in some ways, I’m trying to get home, too.❞
The world is a miserable place. Life isn’t fun.❞
We need to do our part to make the world a better place.❞
I can’t hear you because I’m too busy doing what I’m told.❞
You are literally killing me every moment I’m forced to spend with you.❞
I got enough nonsense from that no good, two-timing, low-down handsome man of mine.❞
This is way better than being chased by a gorilla.❞
You know you eat enough when you start seeing stars.❞
I just wanted to have fun, change the world, and make it a better place. But I just made everything worse.❞
Deep down in your heart, you’re a stubborn jerk.❞
When are you gonna give this up?❞
Okay, I think he’s asleep. Let’s go steal his stuff.❞
The beast is upon me!❞
Let’s go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions.❞
Curse you! You’ll die someday, and I’ll laugh!❞
Oh, you’re not the witless, simple-minded fool everybody takes you for.❞
You’re the master of your own destiny. The hero of your own story!❞
Why not let me take the lantern for awhile?❞
No need for violence…❞
You leave those children be!❞
The money takes my mind off my troubles - the deep, soul-crushing loneliness.❞
She consumed my every thought. I’d fallen in love with a ghost.❞
You’re frightened of a ghost? Ghosts are just floaty things.❞
What if I’m on the brink of madness?❞
Well, guess we have to spend some quality time together.❞
How about you tell me your dark secrets instead, huh?❞
My secrets are too secret.❞
I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night.❞
Looks like there was a struggle - a violent struggle.❞
Do you know what I did for this money? The things these filthy hands have done to make this money?!❞
You alright? You sound uncharacteristically wistful.❞
You’re a manly frog and you need some socks.❞
I don’t think today’s a good day to get arrested by frogs.❞
Drum me! Drum me in the face!❞
Sounds like you’re a real loser back home.❞
That fresh air does simply gruesome things to my tender, delicate skin.❞
Once I fill their heads with wool, they’ll become just like little sheep and follow my every command.❞
All along, you’ve been leading us to this crazy lady?❞
I do as he commands - the voice of the night, the beast of eternal darkness!❞
If you don’t trust me, then you don’t have to follow me, okay?❞
The beast knows your presence!❞
I believe you, but please, hide yourselves at once!❞
Then no one shall be devoured alive tonight?❞
You’re a good girl, but you decieve me.❞
Then you have no evil secrets to keep?❞
Keeping you busy is the only way to keep evil spirts from driving you to wickedness.❞
You shan’t remain alive for long in this house.❞
There is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender.❞
Can we admit we’re lost for good?❞
The beast has claimed him already.❞
Still the haunted ruins of night call your name.❞
You’re limiting the universe to only things humans could understand.❞
Yes, just sit there in the cold and wait.❞
We’ll keep that light of yours shining, won’t we?❞
There is a light for the lost and the meek.❞
Hard woe and fear are easily forgotten when you submit to the soil of the earth.❞
You’ve been grinding up lost souls for years.❞
Hold your tongue, or I’ll remove it from your mouth!❞
It’s my fault we ended up here. Everything’s been my fault.❞
You’re not trying to help me. You just have some weird obsession.❞
Oh you wonderful mistake of nature!❞

This legit looks like Spencer is in the principal’s office with his mom getting in trouble.

“Spencer did WHAT to the quarterback’s car with a dictionary and three protractors?!”

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When Matt Ryan has to fight for his show even in character

expometal  asked:

Anti probably ordered a jumper in XL just so he could be swamped in it, he's so happy and is like (✿。・ω・。) as he wears it with pride because he is a loving, supportive boyfriend. :') (Dark being a lil grouchy until he sees it hanging off Anti's shoulders omg)

yes!!!!! omg anti just sitting on the couch with his legs curled up against his chest and the sweatshirt pulled down over them so he looks like a ball

or anti waking up in the morning with his hair all wild and rubbing his eyes with the too big sleeves. 💚

dark probably fixes anti’s sweatshirt so it doesn’t hang off his shoulder like that because “have some decency, anti”, but his throat locks up at the quick glimpse of soft skin before it disappears underneath warm fabric whoops 

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“When I take something from a man - his ship, his money, his life - I don’t hide behind a clerk. I don’t hide behind the law. I don’t hide behind anything. I look him in his eye and I give him every chance to deny me. That is legitimate.”