yes it's a hotel

  • Dazai: -and then we held hands and went to go get ramen and-
  • Atsushi: Dazai-san it wasn't a real date-
  • Dazai: Shut up Atsushi-kun you know nOTHING

themerrywolf  asked:

Today I was stuck on the phone with a man who cussed me the hell out because I had the GALL to require a physical address for the hotel he was staying in. Yes, I know it's just down the road; no, I still need the address to put into the computer. Oh, you're going to call someone else for pizza? Well guess what, motherfucker, they're gonna ask for an address, too. Dude didn't hang up on me either; listened to him berate me until he outright goaded me to hang up.

Conversations in Africa

Im staying at ‘The Seasons Hotel and Spa’.

Conversation of the day:

“Hello sir how can I help?”
“Do you have anyone available for massage”
“Massage sir?”
“Massage yes”
“No we dont do that sir”
“Not even in the spa”?
“The Spa sir”?
“Yes the Spa”
“The spa”?
“The Spa”
“? Sir ?”
“You have a spa”
“No sir”
“Its the Seasons hotel AND SPA”
“Yes sir”
“But no spa”?
“No sir”
“The Spa is advertised on your website”
“Doesn’t matter, nothing matters”
“Thank you sir”

And its only Tuesday

As some of my followers may know, I reached out to other fans of Sebastian’s to wish him an albeit late happy birthday at Wizard World in Chicago 2014. After receiving over 100 submissions from fans all over the world, the “winter’s birthday” project was complete when I was able to give the book filled with letters/fanart/photos to Sebastian on August 23rd. This video shows his response to being given the book. Thank you all so much for your submissions and your support <3 And thank you to Kristi for her advice, help, and use of her printer lol.