yes im judging

okay right the last thing i wrote was bordering on angst so i just wanted to talk about how much the gang all love each other so fricking much.

- so it takes a few alien invasions for them to fully gel as a group but once they do they are (and i don’t use this term lightly) SQUAD GOALS

-  their groupchat, called the ludicrous care bears, is the best thing in the world, non-stop alien memes, weird questions from charlie, and approximately 8336 pictures of Ram for any reaction image you could ever want

- they definitely use this groupchat to live text each other commentary on each day’s episode of love island or whatever trashy reality tv show Charlie got them hooked on with the excuse that they’re teaching him about human culture (camilla is their fave obvs) 

- sunday is group hang out day, they watch films (most sci-fi films are banned because Tanya wouldn’t stop pointing at random aliens and asking Charlie if he knew them), or April will (try to) teach them how to knit or they’ll bake something (really Matteusz bakes and the rest of them try to eat the batter and throw flour at the others)

- Ram sometimes has to miss out because he has football so they others spam him with pics and messages telling him all the fun he’s missing out on (they’re just kidding, they always make sure to save him anything they make)

- when they find out that Charlie had never had a proper kid’s birthday they throw him one and insist on playing stupid party games like musical chairs and pass the parcel

- Tanya accidentally let’s slip that she never learned how to ride a bike because she was too busy being a tiny brainiac to learn how when she was little so they spend a full weekend teaching her (the first day is spent just getting her on the bike

- Ram was always the popular kid and people liked him but none of them knew him and Tanya had friends a few years below but they all thought of her as the weird smart kid. Ever since the thing with April’s dad everyone was afraid to get too close to her and Matteusz was always the new kid from another country (and charlie is just a disaster) so really they’re all each other’s first real best friends


call all of this stupid unnecessary, unrealistic fluff (it totally is) but i don’t care it was fun to write 

some more aus
  • “okay buddy you’ve been serenading the wrong window for about five minutes now, time to let you know my neighbor is out of town” au
  • “you hired me to be the surprise stripper for your friend at this bachelor/bachelorette party and they did not take it well and threw both of us out in the freezing cold this is all your fault” au
  • “i’m the superhero’s sidekick and you’re the super villian but i don’t know that and we both met on an online dating website and you look really familiar?” au
  • “you’re a stress baker and i stay up too late working and i’m writing a thank you note to the ethereal being responsible for the food magically appearing in the common room” au
  • “it’s autumn and we’re both picking pumpkins upstate but you picked one that’s bigger than you are and it looks like you’re struggling oh god do you need help???” au
  • “you were trying to make a snow angel but the snow is too deep and you can’t get back up and i’m trying to decide whether to keep laughing at you or help you” au
  • “i’m a figure skater who’s trying to practice and you took your baby cousins out to the rink but none of you can skate do you need help??” au
  • “you’re supposed to be on a blind date with someone but you sat down at the wrong table and i haven’t been able to get a word in edgewise to tell you that and it’s been thirty minutes” au 

ok but….damian wayne is my grumpy bird son.

ive been experimenting with comic book styles and colouring! this is one of many doodles

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Root + Shaw existing

as someone who had never heard of The Great Comet before the Tony’s, i really can’t stop watching their performance

ohmygod its just so beautiful pierre’s solo in the beginning is so poignant and crisp and to have the entire chorus jump in enthusiastically and harmonize perfectly afterward is amazing

also i think im falling slightly in love with anatole

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SOTTCountdown Day 2 – Others About Harry x

SOTT sponsorship

Kelly Osbourne: “Harry is a really nice, normal guy considering the situation that he’s in. You’d expect him to be a little more affected but he’s not.”

Rihanna: “It’s so natural for him. I had watched their videos and I remember thinking ‘wow he’s a star.’ He seems very sure– like he had been doing this before.”

Alexa Chung: “The thing is though he’s pretty amazing. He’s got a magnetic quality about him and if he looks at you it’s like you’re staring into the face of a lighthouse.”

Mark Rylance: “He is one handsome fella with an incredible smile and eyes.
What’s really surprised me is he’s really witty, really funny — he really makes me laugh. He’s been ever so brave, not making any fuss. 

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Let’s be milk friend. 🍼
The sequel, namely Milk 2 - Revenge of the Tub by Ryan Ross, starring Gerard Way, featuring special guest Dallon Weekes.
WHAT GOOD TIME TO BE ALIVE. BEST 25TH BIRTHDAY PRESENT. AND YES IM OLD DONT JUDGE ME.
Okay people just remember the boundaries and remain respectful..then enjoy what you enjoy 😁

Originally posted by fromunderthegaytree

hogwarts houses as tweets

Slytherin: i bought a leatherjacket. fear me for i am darkness.

Ravenclaw: “this show is trash but i love it” - me to every show

Hufflepuff: note to self: dont go grocery shopping when hungry

Gryffindor: me at my best: im gonna close the lights

#SMOL AND TOL (AND AWESOME-WARRIOR-FABULOUS-MAMA-DIS)

Part 2 of —>http://french-unicorn.tumblr.com/post/138967180950/so-much-fluff-im-gonna-swallow-my-phone

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I haven’t posted anything about my AU babies in a at least century so have a compilation of crap I draw while I eat between classes ƪƪ’▿’)

Featuring Zelda’s hair and dresses, Link’s dumb face and!!! his adorable smith daddo, Ajax