yes i'm still doing this meme

start the month off right/it’s microfic day!

Send me a prompt, a character (or two), and I will write you a micro-fic!

Micro-fic defined as five sentences (ish). maybe more. maybe less. have you met me

**also considering today’s date: this is not a joke! I’ll fill prompts you fling at me. :) fling!

history meme » 1/7 women » Beatrix Potter

Beatrix Potter was an English author, illustrator, natural scientist and conservationist, who is best known for her much-beloved children’s books. Born in 1866, she grew up in privilege and was educated by private governesses until the age of eighteen, delighting in the study of languages, literature, science and history. Her artistic talents were recognised and encouraged from a young age, and she spent many hours sketching and painting, as well as recording her thoughts in her journal using a code of her own devising.

She had a lifelong fascination with natural sciences, taking an interest in botany, geology and entomology, but her passion was mycology, the study of fungi. She was drawn to painting fungi because of their wide-ranging colours and shapes, but grew increasingly interested in the science behind them. Despite having no formal training, she became a talented scientific illustrator, conducted her own experiments and authored a paper, “On the Germination of the Spores of the Agaricineae”.

She would often write letters to children she knew, entertaining them with stories and illustrations. One such story became her first book, The Tale of Peter Rabbit, which she first published for her friends and family at her own expense in 1901. That, in turn, led to a publishing deal and twenty-two more children’s books. A clever businesswoman, Potter was creating spin-off merchandise as early as 1903.

She became unofficially engaged to her editor, Norman Warne, in 1905, despite her family’s objections to Warne’s comparatively lower social status. Sadly, Warne died of leukaemia only a month later. The following year, Beatrix moved to a farm in the English Lake District.

She eventually married, started breeding Herdwick sheep, founded a nursing trust to improve local healthcare, and became a staunch supporter and benefactor of the National Trust’s land conservation efforts. When she died in 1943, she bequeathed fifteen farms and over 4,000 acres of land to the National Trust.

Shit I've Heard In Class (Part Six):
  • "They're not looking for me because I don't look like a felon—but I am."
  • "I reserve the right to change that by tomorrow."
  • "What did him and the girl do?"
  • "He said 'I'm gonna make a million dollars,' and he did."
  • "I'm essentially a ghost nihilist."
  • "Nothing changes unless you change it."
  • "They have too much time on their hands."
  • "I think they think we're stupid—and the worst part? We are."
  • "I can't wait until you and yours are dead."
  • "Yes, I am not lying."
  • "I put a meme on the Facebook the other day."
  • "It's just whatever."
  • "People who need money work."
  • "Don't be doing that stuff, it's bad."
  • "You're Satanic."
  • "Your face is naked."
  • "Only because I said so."
  • "Damn you're hot—I'm not gonna hit on you, but you're still hot."
  • "I'm gonna be your dad now: don't be doing that stuff."
  • "I might just be describing myself."
  • "I'm not allowed to play this at home."
  • "Uh-oh, you had six gay thoughts, now you're gay."
  • "I didn't move on to bigger fruits."
  • "But what does she listen to at night? K-pop?"
  • "Committing a felony does not make one Satan."
  • "I am not encouraging this kind of behavior before finals."
  • "You appear to be insensitive."
  • "Stop talking like that, you're making me feel bad."
  • "Oh my god just fail the quiz already."
  • "I'm just gay."
  • "He actually does think you're a bad person if you like pepperoni."
  • Valkyrie : My partner died 300 years ago. It's gut-wrenching still.
  • Skulduggery[from the other room] : Valkyrie. please stop telling ppl I'm dead. They KNOW.
  • Valkyrie : Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

Overwatch OC Meme: #4 - Formal Attire 

Yep. I already did this one, but when I drew it out on paper, I couldn’t decide if I wanted her in a suit or in a dress. The dress won out for the coloured version in my sketchbook, but I realized that I still really liked this one - enough to make it digital as well. 

And like, I want the whole outfit. 

anonymous asked:

Alec + Magnus's arms 😍

Exquisite. Amazing. Flawless. 12/10. R.I.P. Alexander Gideon Lightwood.

The big thing about the incomprehensible beauty of Magnus Bane’s arms is that for Alec, it’s almost kind of a secret? Or not a secret, but just something he genuinely didn’t realize at first? Because in their first handful of interactions, Magnus’s clothes just don’t emphasize them very much. It’s all long sleeves that are relatively loose for the most part. Alec gets a HINT of bicep in some of the tighter shirts, but that’s it. At the start of things, Alec sees Magnus in shirts that emphasize his chest over his arms. Alec obviously has no reason to think his arms AREN’T absolutely spectacular, but he really doesn’t give it much thought (mostly because he’s constantly distracted by the aforementioned chest that gets shown off so nicely).

The fact that he doesn’t really get a full view of Magnus’s arms until AFTER they start dating is both a blessing and a curse. Because on one hand, he feels completely unprepared. Alec’s already aware that he likes nice, muscular arms on guys. He already knows that he is VERY appreciative of that particular feature. And then all of a sudden his boyfriend is wearing a short-sleeved shirt and it’s just ARMS. SO MUCH ARMS and Alec feels stunned and amazed and confused and a little attacked??? Because how was Magnus hiding those this whole time? What’s Alec supposed to do with this sudden knowledge? How is he supposed to handle this????? With those shirts that just don’t show them off, Alec’s never seen them. And with their rather limited physical contact before they got together, it’s not like Alec was casually squeezing Magnus’s biceps just to get a good idea of what was under there. And now there’s just… arms. Muscles. All the muscles. All the arm muscles. And Alec is OBSESSED. And he has no idea what to do with himself.

But on the bright side, not realizing it until after they start dating is also some damn lucky timing. Because Alec’s NEVER been in this position before. He’s never seen a gorgeous man show off his gorgeous arms… and been able to do something about it. And now, the most beautiful pair of arms he’s ever seen just so happen to be attached to the man he’s dating. Which means that when Magnus wears a sleeveless shirt, Alec can stare. He can stare as openly, and stupidly, and obviously as he wants. For as long as he wants. He’s always liked arms, and now, he can actually admit that. He can actually TELL Magnus how gorgeous he looks in a t-shirt. He can look, and he can touch. He can run his hands over Magnus’s arms, actually FEEL all of his muscle instead of just gazing at it longingly from a distance. For the first time, Alec is allowed to lust after something. Blatantly lust after someone. He can make sure Magnus knows how much he loves his arms, and nothing bad happens because of it.

Well, for the most part. Once Magnus realizes how STUPIDLY obsessed Alec is with his arms, he definitely takes every opportunity to exploit that knowledge. As obviously as possible. His shirts get tighter. His sleeves get shorter. He ‘happens’ to wear tank tops significantly more frequently than he used to. Alec has walked in on him doing push-ups a SUSPICIOUS number of times. It’s pretty fucking ridiculous, actually. But Alec’s not going to complain.

-send me a character and a headcanon you’d like to hear about them!-

xwatchmybackx  asked:

❤️

Shipping Meme

Send ❤️ if you ship our muses romantically.

I’m sorry to say, but I do not. Yes, in a few of my verses, Sarada still exists, but Sasuke is far from happy(he’s not married to Sakura at all).

I’m very anti SasuSaku and I do believe they’re bad for each other, but by themselves, they’re great.

howdiidwegcthere  asked:

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜

( some sentence meme idek i’m lazy )

                  // linda lets out a soft chuckle in response, unable to keep a small, tug of a half-smile off of her face. still, she averts her eyes. ❛ i know what ya mean. guess i could say the same thing… ❜

asmilelikestarlight  asked:

I'm Kazzy! Deep shades of Purple or red. Doctor x Rose (Nine/Ten/Tentoo), Mango ice cream!!!! (Sorry it's still a relatively new discovery and I Love It) And yes I do! Hermione lives with me, and Boots (aka Bootsie) is technically still my cat but she lives with my mom now.

Originally posted by p-u-r-p-l-e-a-n-d-b-l-u-e

Hello, Kazzy!! Ooh, here’s some purple aesthetic I found and I can’t look away.
Hermione the cat - that’s great! I have a picture in my mind now of what she must be like. :P

Happy Friday, say hello! And tell me things about yourself and your cat and ice cream flavors!

harusjiyuu  asked:

Hey~ If you're still taking asks for the domesticity meme - I'm not sure what your OTPs are, but if the Sloth Pair is one, then them? (Also, what are your other OTPs?)

Hell yes I am! And Sloth Pair is my OTP of OTPs, so THANK YOU for asking me to do them! Here goes…

who cooks normally?: Mahiru does, obviously. He’s been doing that since middle school, after all. Kuro’s too lazy to really learn how to cook, but once or twice he tried to surprise his Eve with some homemade food and ended up nearly burning down the house. He’s been banned from the kitchen ever since.

how often do they fight?: They bicker constantly. Like, all the time. That doesn’t really count as fighting though; it’s more of an old-married-couple kind of thing. Real fights are rare and usually short-lived because they can’t really stay mad at each other even if they tried.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: They’re never away from each other. It’s literally impossible for them to be away from each other for more than a couple hours without having to worry for their lives (or Mahiru’s life, at least).

nicknames for each other?: Mahiru isn’t really the type for nicknames, he just calls Kuro by his name. (That’s simple enough. Besides, he’s the one who gave him that name, might as well use it.) The same goes for Kuro most of the time, but sometimes he calls Mahiru “MahiMahi” as a joke (much to the latter’s embarrassment because nobody calls him that anymore). And, of course, they have a variety of names to call each other while bickering, including “lazybones”, “annoying brat” and other nice things like that.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Mahiru, for the obvious reason that Kuro doesn’t have any money. Sometimes he complains about it (especially when Kuro eats a lot or something very expensive) and tells his Servamp to get a job, but he doesn’t actually mean it. He’d probably miss Kuro if he left him alone a few hours a week on a regular basis like Hyde does, and he wouldn’t have it any other way.

who steals the covers at night?: Kuro starts out this way. He’s always hogging the covers, leaving Mahiru to take one of three options: a) getting his own blanket and hoping that Kuro won’t steal it too; b) kicking the vampire out of bed; or c) snuggling up to Kuro to keep warm, depending on his mood and how tired he is. Kuro eventually notices and feels bad about it because oh no he’s cold because of me what if he gets sick I can’t let that happen. His solution is to cling to Mahiru instead of the blanket, to make sure his Eve is always comfy and warm. This creates some trouble in the morning when Mahiru wants to get up and Kuro won’t let go of him, but that’s another problem.

what would they get each other for gifts?: Mahiru observes and makes mental notes on the things Kuro wants, such as new video games, seasonal clothes, food, you name it. He also makes sure to surprise the vampire with his favorite food - homemade, of course. Kuro’s gifts are always surprisingly heartfelt. He likes to take his Eve to places where they always wanted to go, and he likes making cute tiny good-luck charms that he can’t give to Mahiru without blushing profusely and mumbling something about how it’ll affect his luck if Mahiru’s luck is bad. Mahiru is almost moved to tears by his Servamp’s adorableness.

who remembers things?: Mahiru is responsible for remembering tiny, mundane everyday things, such as meetups, picking up his uncle at the airport, watering the neighbor lady’s plants while she’s on a trip, and so on. Kuro can’t be bothered with exhausting stuff like that, after all. They both remember important dates like birthdays, holidays and anniversaries, however.

who cusses more?: Kuro. He doesn’t do it often - it’s just that unlike Mahiru, he doesn’t care what he’s saying and has no problem using bad words. Lately, though, he’s been doing it less and less because Mahiru always goes into “scolding mother” mode whenever he does, and that’s just exhausting.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Kuro goes absolutely BERSERK. If you even think of hurting Mahiru, better say your prayers because you’ll get utterly destroyed. Once he’s calmed down a little, he asks Mahiru if he’s okay over and over and takes care of him until he’s fine again, all the while grumbling about how stupid he was to get hurt. Mahiru worries about Kuro’s safety first, asking him if he’s okay, then attacking whoever hurt the vampire and chasing them off, knowing that Kuro is immortal and he’ll be fine again in a couple minutes.

who kissed who first?: Mahiru did. It was the night before Kuro’s birthday, and they had stayed up playing video games and talking about random things. A few seconds before midnight Mahiru told Kuro to close his eyes; the vampire was a little taken aback but did as he was told. Then at midnight, Mahiru leaned in, gently kissed him and whispered, “Happy birthday, Kuro.” Kuro blinked a few times, trying to process what just happened, then he pulled Mahiru in for another kiss.

who made the first move?: Again, Mahiru. Kuro is a complete disaster when it comes to human interaction (or human-vampire interaction), and when he noticed his feelings, he started to withdraw because it seemed impossible to him that Mahiru might like him back and he was horribly afraid of hurting and getting hurt. It took Mahiru a lot of time and patience to get him out of his shell and convince him that no, his feelings aren’t one-sided and yes, he deserves to be loved for who he is.

who started the relationship?: Kuro. Mahiru patiently waited until he was ready and dropped loads and loads of hints - subtle at first, glaringly obvious later on. When Kuro finally, FINALLY got the hint and gathered enough courage to confess to Mahiru, the first thing his Eve said was, “Took you long enough.”

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