yes i think it counts as selfie

4

‘Cause sugar pie, honey bunch, you know that I’m weak for you, I can’t help myself💚💚

National Selfie Day (June 20)

*Livvy is the only one who is really excited about this one.

*She was looking through random stuff online when she came across ‘National Selfie Day’. She was confused so she asked Kit about it and he explained that each day of the year there are a bunch of weird national days and that honestly no one really pays attention to them.

*But Livvy is confused

*Why wouldn’t you celebrate such fun days?

* As a Shadowhunter who isn’t supposed to live for long, she thinks that the family should embrace this silly national days and participate in them. So she announces that since today is national selfie day everyone would take selfies and the person with the best selfie wins a prize

*At first everyone (mostly Julian) is dubious but eventually warm up to the idea because they could all use a break

*But it’s not a nice break they were expecting

*first it’s just a couple picture here and there and nobody is really trying that hard until Livvy raises the stakes and declares that the looser doesn’t have to do any chores for a whole 3 months of their choosing. And the rest would practically do the winner’s every bidding.

*Now they are interested

*Everyone has they’re reasons but one thing is for sure, they don’t want to loose

*Julian has been basically raising these children and would be lying if he said he didn’t want a break [heck he deserved one]

*Emma hates doing the chores, especially in an Institute this big

*Mark just thinks it would be fun to get more involved in normal mundane activities

*Cristina is in the same boat as Mark [and she may or may not want to get a couple cute selfie of her and Emma and her and Mark]

*Kit doesn’t like taking pictures that much but is willing to do it to get out of chores and offers to help Ty out [and it is totally not because Ty looks really cute when he furrows his eyebrows to try to get the best angle to take a picture at pshh]

*Ty is a bit confused with the appeal but is willing to try it for his sister with the help of Kit [and no he is not asking Kit to stand under the sun and take pictures there because it makes his blond hair look like tresses of gold and make his eyes glitter like the calming sea, it’s entirely for research purposes]

*Livvy just loves every aspect of it and was the one to come up with the idea

*Dru will bE dAmNeD iF sHe HaS tO bE tReAtEd LiKe A fReAkInG sErVaNt AgAiN

*Tavvy just likes taking the funny pictures

*They all work hard and alliances are formed:

*Emma and Julian

*”Come on Jules it will be cute to take a picture with the weapons.”

“No it won't”

“But Jules!”

“Emma, no.”

“Emma, yes.”

*Mark and Cristina

*”I agree it was a good idea to take a picture with the flowers, but do you think it’s wise to be hanging above a rose bush?”

“Of course it is, Cristina, the rope is very sturdy and it won’t – Ah!”

“Don’t move around too much or–”

“Ouch!”

“– nevermind let me just get my stele.”

*Kit and Ty

“Move that 2 inches to the right … not your right my right … no, Kit, the other right … By the Angel, Kit to the other side!”

“Hey you try getting all the Sherlock Holmes books to aline perfectly while lying on a table vertically!”

“But you’re the one who offered to do it.”

“It was - I was - I was kidding, Ty. That was sarcasm.”

“Oh. I don’t get it.”

“I’ll explain later.”

“Fine. Now get in front of them in the sunlight.”

“It hurts my eyes.”

“Just do it!”

*Livvy didn’t want to share her prize so she worked alone, taking selfies with her room and the computer they owned [and maybe a couple of Kit and Ty being cute]

*Dru didn’t think she needed anyone’s help so she also worked alone and took selfies with her collection of horror merchandise

*Tavvy didn’t really get the concept and so opted to work alone but every once in a while someone would help him hold the camera, take the picture, set up his book buildings, etc.

*In other words, the Institute is a mess

*”Hey, I’m using this room.”

“No you’re not, we are!”

“Julian! Kit locked Ty and himself in the library and he won’t open the door!”

“This is our lair, nobody’s allowed.”

“Holmes and I are busy at work in our office.”

“Yeah, our lair-office.”

“Mark put those plants back outside, you are tracking dirt inside.”

“But they are lovely.”

“And it was hard work getting them.”

“Are there any bugs in them? Maybe I can lure Ty out.”

“By the Angel, Dru, turn off that movie, you’re scaring Tavvy.”

“I’ll turn it off when Livvy puts back her sabers!”

“Yeah, I need it to complete my sword aesthetic.”

“I’ll put it back when Tavvy cleans up his mess.”

“But it’s ART! Right Julian?”

“Yes, art.”

*The end of the day roles around and everyone is ready with their best selfie

*Julian’s and Emma’s is one of Jules covered in paint and Emma brandishing Cortana. They are both smiling into the camera with goofy expressions, Julian scrunching his nose and Emma blowing her cheeks out and going cross eyed

*Cristina and Mark’s is one of Mark braiding beautiful flowers in Cristina’s hair

*Ty and Kit’s is one of Ty peacefully reading a Sherlock Holmes book in a large chair and Kit behind him, smiling and bathed in sunlight

*Livvy’s is of her on the beach with her hair flying behind her and blue sky and glimmering ocean behind her

*Dru’s is of her next to her TV showing her favorite part of her favorite slasher film

*Tavvy’s is of him laying down next to a city of books and a train track he made

*They all judge the best picture, with a rule that you can’t vote for yourself

*Before they can come up with the winner Diana shows up and submits her own selfie

*Diana’s is of her and the Blackthorn family including Emma and Cristina in front of the Institute, all with large smiles and happy faces.

*Diana ends up winning [with minimal complaint]

*”Don’t forget to scrub the bathrooms.”

“Emma would you be a dear and get me more lemonade?”

“Come one, Livvy, put your back into it.”

“Yes, Ty, you may keep your headphones on, just make sure Kit doesn’t cause more of a mess.”

“No, Dru, this is not considered child labor.”

“I have counted every jewel encrusted dagger we have, Kit, so don’t think you’ll be able to get away with stealing one.”

“Julian, won’t you make me some cookies?’

“Cristina is working in the garden because she deserves to do something she likes. Try to be nicer, Emma, and maybe you’ll be able to do the same.”

“Just clean up your toys, Tavvy. Then I’ll give you a cookie.”


Masterlist

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Dating Mark Tuan(Got7)

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!! Hope you like this! I want to say sorry in advance incase this is weird I might rewrite this bc I am on too much caffeine right now and a little hyper in general today

  • okay let’s start way back when he started crushing on you
  • You’d start off as friends
  • but then one night, let’s say three a.m y'all got some burgers
  • Caps, hoodies, facemask and everything, not looking fine at all
  • you stuffed your face ugly eating your burger
  • ending up with a little sauce in the corner of your lip
  • and he was like “C'mere I got u”
  • and then he was looking at your lips
  • a napkin in your face
  • initally trying to remove the sauce but damn your lips looked kissable
  • and you’re just like
  • “Bruh u done or?”
  • and he suddenly blushed and was like “wtf Mark” to himself and just laughed it off
  • ”I was just mesmerized by how chapped your lips are. Use a chapstick smh”
  • ”You’re not Jinyoung stop trying”
  • so and after that he would look for more physical closeness but if anyone commented on it he would get all defensive like
  • *puts arm around you*
  • “Aww Markie-Pooh is hugging his crush”
  • and suddenly he drop kicks Jackson to the ground and is like
  • “Ew!!!1! Crush??? on thEM????”
  • cue awkwark silence and whimpering from injured Jackson and everyone is just like “wtf Markus”
  • and he would always stare at you for longer than necessary and think about how pretty you looked and how he’d like to trace your face with is fingers and how your lips look so soft
  • and suddenly he would just shake his head and mutter under his breath and everyone is concerned because he be acting like a psycho
  • and then he would tell Youngjae some night while they were laying in their room
  • and because it is Youngjae he would just kind of scream and be like
  • “YOU LIKE Y/N?”
  • and the whole dorm heard it
  • great Youngjae now Mark is annoyed and embarrassed :/
  • So then the whole band knew and pressured him to tell you
  • and he did
  • he just took you out and was like
  • “I like you”
  • and you were like “lol ok. I hope the fuck you do”
  • but he was serious an suddenly you were like “oh”
  • but then you told him you liked him too and he was like “GRReAT LET  ME TAKE U OUT ON A D8?”
  • and you went to that burger place and then he asked you to be his gf and you said yes
  • fast forward:
  • there’s dead silence or you two laughing like dying seahorses
  • nothing in between
  • ”are you ever jealous?”
  • ”why?”
  • ”because…”
  • ”Mark don't”
  • ”Every lady wants a piece of me”
  • ”One more time and I will break up with you I am not even kidding”
  • when you two fight it’s like
  • are you giving each other the silence treatment or just chilling already?
  • no one knows
  • sometimes you don’t know
  • and then other times
  • especially when he messed up and you ignore him
  • he’ll just
  • take off his shirt hug you from the back and whisper
  • ”I know you want me, let’s start talkin”
  • and you don’t know wether to slap him bc what a fuckboy or well…fuck him
  • both if y'all kinky
  • I’m so sorry
  • Papa Tuan loves u probably
  • also probs send you baby pics of Mark
  • or tells you things you can use to roast Mark
  • like ‘little cock’
  • ”Hey little cock how you doin’ today?”
  • ”I’m good how ab- HEY”
  • “You sure weren’t complaining bout that cock being little last night ;)”
  • he is very possesive of you
  • and gets jealous easily
  • ”Did he just look at you?” while throwing his arm around you
  • ”Mark he was like 8 and we’re at the candy isle”
  • leaves so much of his stuff at your place
  • not his shirt so you can wear it but like
  • his socks
  • ”Mark I am sitting next to you, you could hug me instead of Jinyoung
  • ~insert sassy Jinyoung comment abt you being jealous~
  • having a cuddle threesome bc Jackson
  • ”Stop bullying Yugyeom. No wonder he is becoming just like you, Jesus”
  • as he said he wouldn’t want to annouce his relationship until he got married most of your dates would be pretty lowkey
  • neither of you would mind though
  • If you two are alone at the dorm or your place and you see a spider it’s over
  • ”We should call JB”
  • ”Or you could be a strong woman and go get that spider”
  • ”Why me?”
  • ”Feminism”
  • hearing him swear
  • often
  • like… very often
  • ”if I die I want you to date Jinyoung”-You
  • ”if I die I want you to live alone with your 6 cats”-Mark
  • always slapping your butt
  • and grabbing it
  • and squeezing it
  • and stroking it
  • and you get the gist
  • gives you his hoodie
  • ”I’m not even cold”
  • ”Take it that’s romantic”
  • then when you put it on he pulls the strings of the hood until he only sees the tip of your nose
  • and laughs and you’re just like
  • ”Wow very mature Mark” :/
  • but it’s funny tho
  • according to the members he farts the most so you’re probs comfortable farting around each other
  • burping contests
  • he’d be proud when you win
  • ”Hey Mark can you bring Coco next time you come?”
  • loving Coco and giving her all your attention
  • ”Yeah now that she is here you can leave btw. Love u. Bye”
  • having some reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaally inconspicuous couple item
  • like rings
  • but like silver rings that could be from H&M that have your initials on the inside
  • no one will ever know or suspect though
  • romantic Mark
  • like when he got you said rings for your anniversary
  • fuckboy Mark
  • ”Hey lil lady, wanna play Titanic? You’ll be the ice berg and I’ll go down” ;) ;)
  • ”Hey babe, my parents aren’t home”
  • ”Mark you live in a dorm with ur band members what are you on?”
  • being able to tell he spent too much time with Jinyoung when his disses get better
  • baking together
  • ”Let’s start being healty”
  • ”Does homemade burgers count?”
  • ”Absolutely!”
  • watching movies together
  • ”Mark I don’t want to watch a horror movie!”
  • *slowly puts the movie on staring u dead in the eye*
  • ”I will pour Sriracha into your anus while your asleep. Try. Me. Little cock”
  • Suddenly a sappy movie seems like a great idea to him
  • asking you if the selfie he shot is too hoe to post on Instagram
  • ”yes”
  • ”If that’s what you think I will post it :*”
  • posting really lit or racy pics when you want to see him suffer
  • or make him jealous
  • but when he sees thru your lies he’ll be like
  • ”if ur tits are falling out of all your shirts I can buy you new ones babe ;)”
  • dammit
  • buying wigs for the two of you so you can have dates outside
  • My handsomeness is so striking even if they don’t know I’m an idol they want to know me because I am so beautiful”
  • teaching you how to skate
  • laughing when you fall
  • throwing your shoe at him in return
  • ”I wanna bang you on the table”
  • ”But it’s stuffed with my paperwork”
  • Pouty Mark
  • ”And it’s where we eat”
  • poutier Mark lifting his Shirt
  • *sigh* “FINE”
  • ”I wanna have sex but I don’t wanna move”
  • ”We could nap now for half an hour and then commit later?”
  • ”Sounds realistic”
  • no it doesn’t y'all sleeping through
  • Overall: Having a lot of fun with each other and feel no need to have constant conversation and you two are loving towards each other in your own way that no one else needs to understand
thirsty jungkook pt.2

since jungkook is one thirsty fucker, i decided to make a second part to go along with part one

Originally posted by jikookruinslives

right. do you need a moment jungkook-ssi? like, i can hear the “damn” as he looks jimin up and down. 

Originally posted by jiminiemini

guess who’s filming jimin’s beautiful lips? you guessed right! it’s our jungkookie. bc he loves them lips.

was that necessary jeon? 

(x) what the fuck jeon? do you see that? i can practically HEAR him SIGH from here. calm down, bro.

(x) yeah, there’s no way im skipping this moment right here. look at where jeon’s hand is. he literally tapped jimin on the balls okay? jimin’s hand flies to his crotch and look at jungkook’s smirk. 

(x) the real question is will jungkook EVER calm down around the jibooty? probably not. 

(x) how bad do you think jungkook wished that the camera wasnt there? i think VERY badly. 

(x) does this count as thirsty? i think yes. they are totally ignoring the FAN in front of them during a FANSIGN and instead EYEFUCKING EACH OTHER. mutual thirst at its finest. 

look at this sneaky baby bun. pretending to take a selfie but taking a picture of the glorious jibooty. 

(x) do i have to say anything more? he’s filming jimin’s BUTT. like, what the hell, he literally ZOOMED IN on the jibooty. 

oh wow, look at jimin filming all sexily…but wait, who else is watching? 

(x) same jungkook…same…

(x) oh look at jimin dancing all cutely…jeon is NOT staring at jimins ass, nope. not at all. namjoon is staring too i dont blame them

(x) he was nOT checking jimin out. no. no way. he was just looking up and down jimin’s body appreciatively. thats all. 

i have no words…

umm…where are you looking at? hobi’s judging you so hard right now.

we get it jeon…he’s yours. 

(x) he’s NOT feeling up jimin’s arm. hell nah. are you kidding? look at seokjin and namjoon’s judging faces im in tears

(x) how many times is jungkook going to grind up against jimin in a SINGLE music video? also, pls notice the thigh touch. 

ok, im gonna stop now, this became longer than expected. next up; jealous!jungkook? heart eyes!jungkook? more thirst? idk, man. 

Aaron Yan EASY IDOL online interview (asked by fans 20141118)

Q: I’ve liked you for such a long time, I’ve only seen you for about once or twice in person, but I feel very happy already. There are so many puddings in Mainland China, are you considering to hold events here? What do you think of Mainland China? Especially when there are so many people who love you, what are your feelings?

Aaron: I’ve always liked coming here (Mainland China), it’s just that sometimes I’m too busy and that’s something which I’m not in control of TT.. I’ll definitely be focusing more on Mainland China later, everyone please don’t worry!!!

Q: What plans do you have for your birthday?

I’m just going to spend it like another usual day~~

Q: You can’t see me~~ The internet connection is so bad, but I have to persevere, I believe you’ll be able to see my question. Regarding your fans meeting, are you satisfied with it? Your schedule this year has been so packed, are you tired?

Aaron: Of course I feel tired physically, but mentally, I feel very enriched. I love this process very much!

Q: Lun, where will you be spending your birthday this year? Is your hand feeling okay? Are you getting used to your busy life?

Aaron: I’ll be spending my birthday in Taipei!

Q: I’m actually hoping for you to star in an ancient drama! Have you ever thought of being casted in a Qing Dynasty drama, it should be quite challenging??

Aaron: Ancient drama… I’ll accept those~~ If there is a good character and good script, I’ll definitely not reject! To accept various images and roles, is very attracting, it allows me to satisfy my acting needs. These are all just processes, taking it slowly, the process is most important!

Q: Which other female artistes would you like to collaborate with?

Aaron: Hmm… Zhou Xun~~

Q: Wishing you a Happy Birthday in advance! I want to know what your upcoming schedule would be like, anticipating for your new productions, also which cities are ‘Tiny Times Musical’ going to tour in?

Aaron: Thank you! I’m currently still waiting for the official script.. Apart from Shanghai, it’ll tour around Beijing, Nanjing, basically the places which I usually go to~~ When everything’s confirmed, I’ll disclose the details to everyone online~~~

Q: What do you think of your selfie-taking skills?

Aaron: Selfie-taking skills.. Hmm.. I want to show everyone different sides of me from different angles! If I’m handsome in every selfie, then you can just look at my albums or watch my drama~~ Hahaha

Q: What’s your best dish?

Aaron: Does instant ramen count?! Hmm.. I’ve cooked Hakka dishes, lettuce with dried tofu and meat.

Q: At what age do you want to get married?

Aaron: What age? At least when I reach 45~~~ keke

Q: Aaron, did you eat the local foods while you’re in Shanghai?

Aaron: Yes, I love Shanghai dishes. So whenever I come here, I’ll eat loads, such as roast pork~ Smoked fish~ Bing Tang Hu Lu~ (a type of candied fruit)… I love those!

Q: You’ll be holding your new album’s mini concert in December in Shanghai, what surprises do you have for fans?

Aaron: Hoping to prepare my new songs for everyone, hoping that everyone can enjoy themselves.

Q: Your birthday is approaching, make a wish!

Aaron: I wish for everyone around me to have good health!

Q: You’ll be acting out 'Tiny Times Musical’ soon! Are you feeling nervous?

Aaron: Nervous~~~ This is a musical based on a movie, which could influence students born in 90s and 00s. I want to use my own methods to explain my character, even though I currently still don’t know what my character is~~ But I hope to bring out a fresh one!

Q: Aaron what do you usually do when you’re alone at home?

Aaron: Watch movies~~~

Q: Aaron…. What type of girl do you look for? If she’s a pudding, would you date her?

Aaron: Hahaha~~ I believe fate is a very magical thing, I respect what fate has arranged for me. When fate arrives, no matter who the girl is, I don’t care, no matter where you’re from, what kind of identity you have, different culture or nationality, I anticipate for the surprise which fate has for me!

Source: EASY IDOL 20141118
Translations: dearaaronyan.tumblr.com

anonymous asked:

You know Simon's goal to communicate that OT4 are not friends and are breaking up can be so easy to destroy with just 1 OT4 selfie and imagine if it was posted by Harry!!! They could easily communicate any positive message about themselves and the band through their SM. And that's when you know they're still controlled by Simon because they haven't.

yes exactly, i was thinking what you wrote in your last sentence before i even got to it. this issue actually applies to one direction on a much larger scale: i can count on one hand the times they’ve commented on/denied questionable reports, most of the time these articles are just being printed without any repercussions (”louis tomlinson trashes hotel room”, “one direction are breaking up because harry and louis hate each other”, “this flight attendant got it on with harry styles”, i could go on and on and on). these are textbook headlines any capable PR team would swiftly handle.

tl;dr their images are still being controlled by the very people who want to make them look bad.

THE CLIQUE’D IS BACK AND IS NOW CRAZIER THAN EVER
yes, the clique’d got a problem with that? 

RULES:
  • mbf micky and ari
  • reblog this post, like only for bookmarking
  • FOLLOWER COUNT DOESN’T MATTER I REPEAT
  • FOLLOWER COUNT DOESN’T MATTER
  • FILL IN THIS FORM RIGHT HERE
  • must be a 1D/5SOS/multi or smth like that yeah
  • BE ACTIVEotherwise it’s no fun :-(
  • be nice
PERKS:
  • a new circle of friends yaaAAAAAAYYYYY
  • tons of followers during rates&promos&stuff
  • advice on whateve r you want
  • boys
  • bOYS
  • BOYS
  • yes BOYS
  • help with html and photoshop and voting
  • reblogs on ur selfies & edits
  • a spot on our network page here
  • BOYS
  • and fries
  • and our eternal love <3
  • and food <3
MORE CHANCES:
  • tag #thecliqued in a post
  • and just tell us about yourself
  • but if u want u can also make us stuff yeah that’d be nice too :-)
  • most importantly
  • talk tO US BC THIS INCREASES YOUR CHANCES BY 2975849327916 times i s2g
OTHER INFO:
  • I REPEAT FOLLOWER COUNT AND BLOG TYPE DOESN’T MATTER
  • members will be chosen when this gets a decent amount of notes :)
  • and if we think there are enough people to be added
  • yA WE MIGHT ADD 20 people or more idk
  • no notes and i;ll cry in the corner eating ice cream and fries
It’s (not even close to) earth day (anymore) and I love plants (still tru) so here are some Blog Rates!!

Basically I’m gunna rate your blog and show a picture of what kind of plant I think you would be and why 8)

  • Must be following this baby sprout
  • Must reblog! Likes do not count friends
  • Send me a link to your cute selfies or just describe what you look like!!
  • Please say thank you to a tree today

Here’s what these little suckers are going to look like:

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Body Positive February Days 2-8

I’m gonna say it still counts because I’ve thought about it every day even though I haven’t been posting. Regardless, I’m doing this for me. So even if I hadn’t thought about it for the past week… Whatever!

Day 2. A selfie!

Day 3. Three nice things about my body.

I’ve always loved the curves of my waist and my hips. 

I have recently come to the realization that I love the way my legs look.

And I think my tats are sexy. TATS haha yes tattoos.


Day 4. Three nice things about me that are not physical.

I’m a very generous and caring person.

I am great with kids.

And I’m starting to believe that I have a nice singing voice. Or does that count as physical because it’s my vocal cords and lungs and diaphragm and everything??No. I’m sticking with it. 


Day 5. Treat yourself to a food you love.

I had hot cheetos and they were delicious. 


Day 6. Treat yourself to an hour of self care.

I was feeling really shitty all day but then I went to a music shop in Longmont where I was going to look at ukuleles. And I decided on the one I want and it made me so happy. I’m really looking forward to getting it this Saturday!!!!!!! It’s pretty unique looking, not the one I would have designed as perfect for me in my head but I’m so in love with it. Beautiful instrument, beautiful sound. 


Day 7. Put a quote or picture that makes you feel confident up on your mirror. 

I don’t have this written on my mirror because I share a bathroom with two other people. But I’m sure they’d let me write something up there. I’m gonna go with… 

“I came to terms with not fitting in a long time ago. I never really fit in. I don’t want to fit in. And now people are buying into that.”


Day 8. Write about something you are grateful to your body for allowing you to do.

Yoga. Seriously, yoga. Even though my wrists are fucked up, I’ve found ways to work around it and not put so much weight on my wrists and I’m back to doing yoga every day. I can’t even describe how great it makes me feel. I’m so much more connected to my body now and it reminds me of what bodies can be capable of. It has shown me that I’m surprisingly strong and flexible and it makes me feel good about myself.