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Perfect (Jimin x reader)

Genre : smut, body worship, slight dom/sub
Plot : When you tried to get intimate, he panicked and flew away. This time you want to know the truth.

Reader POV

Me and Jimin have been dating for four months now, everything was perfect except one thing… everytime i tried to get more intimate with him, he ran away, like literally. Is it me ? It can’t be, he tells me all the time how gorgeous I am and how my body looks so perfect. I know he’s attracted to me, I could feel it multiple times against my leg, or when I brushed it with my hand. I tried everything, waiting for him in sexy lingerie, going out of the shower with only a towel on, leaving the door open when I change, bending down as far as I could to pick up an object, even dancing sexily in the living room. But nothing, he always watched me for a minute and then go with a small smile. What if he’s asexual ? No he would have told me.
I’m getting tired of it, tonight I won’t give him the choice. I texted him saying I really wanted to see him quickly because I had a surprise for him. I knew he can’t resist me when i send a cute selfie so he said yes. I wore a long black silk bathrobe with a black lacy bra and matching thong underneath. I knew it was his favorite.
I finally heard the door unlocking.
- Hey baby, he said with a smile.
- I missed you so much… I whispered, biting my lip.
- So where is my surprise ?
He was so innocent it was actually cute.
- Just follow me.
I lead him to the bedroom while swaying my hips seductively.
- Sit on the bed baby. I said with a confidence I didn’t know I had.
He sat obediently, still looking at me with wide doe eyes. I straddled and began kissing him softly, he seemed surprised at first but responded to my kiss nonetheless. I started licking on his bottom lip demanding entry, he opened his mouth so our tongues could dance together. The kiss got heated, I reached out to take off his sweater but he stopped me.
- Jimin what’s the problem ? Do you not desire me ?
- Y/N it has nothing to do with you I swear…
- Then what is it ? I have the right to know.
He started fidgeting, clearly uncomfortable. I sat next to him and waited for his answer.
- It’s complicated….
- Go ahead Jimin.
He looked at me, his eyes were wet and his lips quivered.
- If’s just… you’re perfect and I’m just me. I don’t have abs anymore, my thighs aren’t as muscular as they used to be and I lost some arms too. Also I’m not that well endowed down there… everytime i look at you I feel like I don’t deserve to touch you. I knew you would be disappointed.
I was speechless, I never imagined he had such thoughts… my Jimin was still so insecure, it made my heart ached. I sat down next to him and took his hands in mine.
- Listen to me Park Jimin. You are beautiful, everything about you is perfect. I don’t care if you don’t have abs, or thighs or whatever. I’m not going to love you less. And i love because of who you are inside. I love how you’re so caring and compassionate, how you always put yourself second. I love how dedicated to your career you are, how much effort you put into everything you start . I love how you always ask how I feel, how you’re always there for me. There’s so much things I love about you, I could write a book.
He was blushing furiously now, trying to hide it with his sweater paws.
- Don’t hide yourself love… let me take care of you okay ?
He slightly nodded his head. I slowly pushed him backwards so that he could lay on the bed.
- See those lips ? They’re gorgeous, so kissable …
I said before biting his lower lip. He moaned softly. I continue licking his lips and sucking on them while sneaking my hand underneath his shirt. His skin was so soft, I could feel him tremble under my touch. I began pinching his nipple, he closed his eyes arching his back. So sensitive.
- The sweater needs to go, I want to see all of you.
- I’m not sure…
- Jimin, trust me okay.
I kissed his jaw, his neck while taking off his sweater. I took the time to look at him.
- You’re so beautiful Jiminie, your skin is so soft and pure. You have no idea how hot you are.
He blushed at my comment, trying to cover his body. I pushed his arms away and continue sucking on his neck leaving purple marks.
- Now everyone will know you’re mine.
I went down to his chest and started sucking on his nipples, making him moan loudly. I continued playing with them, loving how they hardened against my tongue. Now they were all erect and red from my ministrations. I loved how Jimin looked right now, his eyes closed and mouth slightly open, looking so inviting.
I licked his torso and cute tummy, altering between kisses and love bites. All mine.
When I arrived at his waistband I looked at him asking for permission. His eyes but dark filled with lust.
- Yes Y/N do whatever you want, I’m yours. He said breathing heavily.
I took off jeans, leaving him in his white underwear, he looked so innocent like this.
I could see a patch of pre cum on his boxer, I gave it a lick palming it through the thin layer of cotton. He shuddered.
- More please give me more. He asked in a whine.
- As you wish my baby.
I sled his boxer down his legs and let his member sprang free.
- See, all of you is gorgeous, I love your little cock, so hard for me.
I took it my hand, feeling how hot he was. I passed my thumb on the tip spreading the pre cum around it. He threw his head back, biting his lips.
- Don’t restrain yourself, I want to hear you.
I continued stoking him while kissing his inner thigh.
- Please I want your mouth. He begged.
- What do you mean honey, be precise.
- Put me in your mouth please.
I slowly licked the tip, his breathing started to quicken. I took the head in my mouth, savoring the taste of pre cum. I traced the big vein of his shaft with my tongue, loving the high pitch sounds I get from Jimin. I took him all in my mouth, beginning slow movements bobbing my head up and down. He groaned and whined thrusting his hips forward. I accelerated my pace, while gently grabbing his balls. I could feel his member throb against my tongue, he was going to cum soon. I stopped and stood up, opening my silk bathrobe to reveal the black lacy lingerie. He looked at me his eyes wide open.
- I can’t wait to have you inside me…
I took off my thong and positioned myself on top of him, his member at my entrance. I could feel my pussy adjust to his size slowly taking him whole.
- How do you feel baby ? Do you like the feeling of my walls squeezing your dick ?
- Yes yes I love it Y/N, move please !
I began bouncing up and down on his cock, loving his grunts and moans. I decided to change the position and went on all four, giving him a sexy off the shoulder look.
- Come fuck me Jiminie. I said while biting my lips.
He hesitated a bit before placing himself behind me. I could feel the tip brushed my pussy lips, I was so wet. Finally he entered me. His movements were slow like he was afraid he would break me.
- Come on Jimin, be rough let go I won’t break.
He started fucking me at an erratic pace. I let out a loud moan when he hit my g spot right on.
- You fuck me so good baby, harder please !
- I love you Y/N so much. He said between moans.
I went on my back and opened my legs for him, inviting him to come between them.
In one thrust he was inside, not even waiting for me to adjust anymore. We were both moaning and panting chasing our orgasms.
I could feel his member twitching inside of me, he was close.
- Baby don’t cum until I say you can okay ?
- Yes. I’ll try.
He kept hitting my sweet spot, I could feel my pussy tighten around him, a few more thrusts and I came with a loud moan.
He kept fucking though making me tremble from overstimulation. I knew he was containing himself for me so I went on my knees and took him inside my mouth, I sucked and licked, he looked so fucked out it was beautiful. A few more flicks of my tongue and he came in my mouth. I swallowed every drop of his cum before giving him a sweet kiss.
- See baby, you’re perfect. No need to be shy anymore okay ?
- Okay Y/N thank you. He said with a smile.
We stayed in bed cuddling with each other and fell asleep, his arms around my waist and his head in the crook of my neck.

this one’s for u james corden

"I can't even" Thursday

•There are some seriously dumb people on my FB today and it has taken so much self control to not just straight up call them out, and tell them just how ridiculous they are.

•also- to the girl that posted 14..yes, I said 14 (I counted) selfies that look very similar…..WHY?! You’re an adult! You don’t post that many selfies in one friggin’ day! Who does that??! I thought 13 year olds did that crap. Dear Lord! I can’t even begin to comprehend why someone would be compelled to post that many photos of JUST themselves, doing almost the same pose, in a single day.

•i’m not in the mood for dumb crap today. (As you can tell)

•I have a headache and it needs to go away.

•took my daughter to see “Beauty and The Beast” today. I had already seen it with my boyfriend a couple weeks back. She liked it. She loves going to the movies.

•I have labs tomorrow. More than likely they’ll give me a shot to boost my counts again. “Fun”

•How was your Thursday?
What’d you do?
What’d you eat?
Who’d you kiss?
Where did you go?
What made you smile?
Tell me.


**edit** I’m sorry…she just posted 8 more selfies. That brings it up to 22. TWENTY TWO SELFIES, people!! Whyyyyy?!

People always come up to me and are like"OMG I luv ur style! How did u develop it?!“ And I always just say "thanks! It’s all those years I spent in the closet!” ✨

the signs as jaden smith tweets
  • aries: “Shia Labeouf Is Life.”
  • taurus: “Just Stare In The Mirror And Cry And You’ll Be Good. 👍”
  • gemini: “When The First Animal Went Extinct That Should’ve Bin A Sign.”
  • cancer: “The More Time You Spend Awake The More Time You Spend Asleep.”
  • leo: “The Sky Is Purple”
  • virgo: “Yeah Yeah, But How Many Pull Ups Can You Do.”
  • libra: “When She’s So Fine That You See A Picture And Immediately Start Doing Push Up.”
  • scorpio: “A Little Girl Just Asked Me If I Was Willow Smith I Humbly Said Yes And Took A Selfie.”
  • sagittarius: “You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands”
  • capricorn: “Currently Going Through Customs Even Though I Was Born On This Planet.”
  • aquarius: “I Don’t Smell Good, But I Don’t Smell Bad You Feel Me.”
  • pisces: “I Just Scrolled Through My Tweets And “I” Started Laughing.”
Fic: Kane/Toews versus Seguin/Benn bromance competition

Here are over 4000 words from a fic I’m trying to write. It’s the Kazer versus Bennguin bromance competition idea I’ve mentioned in the past. Spoilers for the ending are included below, so don’t read past Day 16 if you want it to be a surprise. I’d love feedback about including more Tom Wilson/Mike Latta, and also let me know if you have other Kane/Toews or Benn/Seguin ideas you’d like to see included. 

I know that I want to add more with their teammates (including reactions to the competition); I also want to add stuff from the All-Star weekend (most of this was written before that happened). Finally, I want to include more interactions between the couples beyond the competition aspect.

A couple of other things I’d like feedback about:

Would it be better to remove any mention of their girlfriends? I tend to write things based on real life, but do some readers prefer an AU where the girlfriends don’t exist? (I currently have three mentions of them.)

Is switching points of view too confusing? There probably isn’t a way to do it otherwise, though…


Patrick is getting ready for bed when he receives an unexpected text from Segs.

Tyler: remember the brownie bromance tweet I told u about? 

Patrick: …i think?

T: how some fans put together all the pics of us and basically said we should be together?

P: oh yeah

T: something similar happened again

P: mhm?

T: but youre involved

P: wtf r u saying someone wants us to bang? eww

T: haha no… so some fan on twitter sent me this link comparing nhl bromances, saying im copying u n tazer with my benn bromance

P: haha

T: but i was thinking we totally should lol

P: what do u mean?

T: it would blow their fucking minds if we did try to one up each other

P: …

T: cmon kaner whats the harm? it’ll be fun

P: id have to check with Jonny

T: you scared youd lose to us?? the big established bromance falling to the new guys?

P: fuck you, no,we’ll totally kick your asses. though what kinds of things did you have inmind? Jonny’s gf already thinks we’re banging. if we go too far she might breakup with him

T: and thats a problem?

P: hahahahahaha good point

T: great part of jamie being single

P: okay, ill convince Jonny. you start, we’ll do something to top it

T: kay dude


Day 1

Segs post-game interview:

“Being traded to Dallas was the best thing that could have happened to me, both professionally and personally.”

“Personally? Could you expand?”

Tyler fakes getting distracted, purposefully looking over and smiling at Jamie.


“Oh, uh, sorry, thought Jamie was trying to get my attention for something. Isn’t he great? I’m so glad I got the chance to work with him. Meeting at that All-Star Draft, who would have thought three years later we’d be so close?” Tyler smirks, licking his lips.


Day 2

Chris Kuc @ChrisKuc

According to @88PKane he knew even at 13 that Jonny would play an important role in his life. #Blackhawks

Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus

.@88PKane says: “I knew, back in the Junior Flyers when we were 13, that Jonny would be important to my life.” #TheyAreAdorable

Chris Kuc @ChrisKuc

Toews overhears as walks past, says they talked about dreams of playing together in NHL during Junior Flyers summer tournament #Blackhawks

Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus

Toews: “We actually talked about wanting to play on the same NHL team. We knew our chemistry at 13 would only grow.” #TheyAreAdorable



HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK they ship themselves more than anyone!!!!!!

#kazer #Patrick Kane #Jonathan Toews #everyone ships them #but not more than #they ship themselves


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Be There In 15

Inspired by the Tartan Day Parade and recent Barbour modeling…here’s my first fanfic. Hope you like it. 💗


He was just thinking what a really wonderful day it had been. Although he loved being “Sam” and felt a great honor as the Grand Marshal, as always there was that part of him that needed to step back. He was ready for some quiet time and a good Scotch.

The NYC crowd had been huge, noisy, and in a party mood. He was torn between sadness at the parade’s end and a bit of relief that it was behind him. But he knew he would always treasure this day. As he stepped off the ladder of the coach, she stepped into view. His eyes widened and his breath caught in his chest.

She was the most beautiful little girl he had ever seen.

There seemed to be an aura of joy around her. She was wearing black tights and black patent leather shoes with a navy dress peeking below a beautiful Lindsay tartan double breasted coat, the blue of the pink-purple, green and blue material setting off her sky blue eyes. Her matching tam with a fuzzy pom-pom on top only partially held back her dark curls. Her hair was as curly as Sam’s and the misty weather wasn’t helping.

The cold had pinked her cheeks and nose and the bright coat along with her dark hair made her creamy skin glow…or maybe that was just her natural state. She was beaming with a big smile, a wee dimple in her left cheek. To complete the outfit, she wore dark blue gloves and a little silver charm bracelet. Who knew they made leather gloves that small? Sam was completely taken aback at such presence in someone so small. The little girl, who couldn’t have been more than four years old, stepped forward and extended her hand for a shake. He knelt down and gently shook her hand, both of his large hands engulfing her tiny one.

She said, “My name is Emily. I just want you to know you are my mom’s Jamie and you do a great job. I don’t want anything. She just wanted me to say ‘hi’ for her.” It was only then that he noticed the iPhone in her other hand – and her mom several feet behind her. Mom looked ecstatic and he imagined she knew he could never resist such a little charmer.

Sam said, “Well it is certainly a pleasure to meet you, Emily! ‘Hi’ right back to your mom.“

Then leaning closer, "I’m glad I can make your mom happy because that probably makes you happy!”

“You’re right! It does!” Emily said with a giggle. “Oh hey, Mr. Sam?”


“If I could get a selfie with you, my mom said she would take me for ice cream - and I’m really wanting some strawberry! Will you take one with me?”

“Of course! So long as we can take one with my phone as well. You’ll be one of my favorite memories of today.” Emily looked surprised, then proud as she posed with Mr. Sam.

Sam smiled, took the pictures and received the best little-girl-hug-around-the-neck he could ever remember. He waved goodbye to Emily and her mom. He was so touched, he stepped back inside the coach for a moment of privacy.

Caitriona laid down her book, stood, and stretched to rival Eddie’s contortions after one of the cat’s long naps. Cait had "unplugged” after watching the parade and would only check the phone for that one text tone. She crossed to the table, retrieved her phone, and opened her text, grinning at the picture. Everyone loves him, she thought, with a small shake of her head. Then her vision clouded as a tear formed and slowly escaped down her cheek, over her widening smile, while she listened to Sam’s voice-text:

“This, Darlin’. This is what it’s all about. Don’t ye think she’ll look like this wee lassie? I can’t wait! In fact, I think we should get started on this dream straightaway. Be there in 15.”

My Adventure in PAX East (a.k.a. The Day I Met My Heroes)

As you all may know, I went to PAX East today. I ended up buying a badge off of someone outside the convention center, and thankfully, that gave me access to the convention and all its wonders. I was amazed at the scope of that building; throughout the course of the day, I feel like I walked the equivalent of at least five miles just to get from one place to the next. But, I digress… (Full story below. Be warned… it’s a long one!)

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SO HERES MY STORY FOR TATINOF FT LAUDERDALE. Well, I live kind of by Orlando so I had about a 3 ½ hour drive to get to the venue and me and my friend Madison (@85Ultraviolence on Twitter) were one of first people to arrive. We had to sit in this outdoor area until someone came and got us for VIP (which took about two hours). But while we waited some workers for the tour came out and asked us about weird kid stories and Internet support group questions and they were so nice! Once we were allowed in for VIP (which could have easily been snuck in to just saying) we got a red wristband and sat in a pretty chill room with tables and chairs around the room. everyone talked with each other about random stuff and it was so welcoming so dONT WORRY IF YOU’RE GOING ALONE!! YOU’LL MEET PEOPLE! Once Dan and Phil came out from behind the curtain there was screaming but they were so kind and Dan said “let’s have a meet up!” and it all started. everyone got in line and waited to be brought up on stage to meet them. When I went up I said “Hey there!!!!” very happily and Phil asked how I was doing and I said “I’m great! How are you??” and Dan said “very good thank you very much” and while this was going on I was giving them such big hugs like I didn’t want to let go of Phil ever but I had to (sadly). They then asked if I wanted my book signed (which was already open to the page I wanted signed) so they signed it and then handed the book back to me. Dan asked if i wanted him to take a selfie of us and I said “yes and can we also have a full body one afterwards” and Dan just said “Okay.” and took the selfie (amazing good words Dan). so Dan asked the security guard that was on stage if he could take the picture. Dan was about to put his arm around me for a normal picture but I quickly said “can we do a force choke picture??” and Dan said something like “oh yea lets do it alright” so we took the picture anD I LOVE IT. (my selfie is ugly but whatever) and then I started to walk off stage and they said goodbye so kindly and Phil waved and smiled as I walked off but I was like SHIT I FORGOT TO ASK MY QUESTIONS BECAUSE I HAD LIKE A FULL SPEECH PLANNED SO I RAN BACK ON STAGE. The security guard on stage was like NO NO NONONO you need to get off you need to go and I was begging begging begging to let me ask my questions because I would have regretted everything if I didn’t. and Dan and Phil were watching this and kind of nodded saying it was okay and watched me as I was literally saying everything so fast trying to be able to ask before this security guard pushed me off the stage. (he was just doing his job) I asked “What’s your favourite Star Wars movie?” first and Dan said “oooo I think I’m going to have to go with Revenge of the Sith” (although he said Avenge of the Sith but let’s ignore that) ((btw that’s my fave too good choice Dan)) and Phil answered but I didn’t hear him at the time. So then I asked “what’s your fave fall out boy album?” and Dan said “hmmm I’m going to have to say From Under The Cork Tree” (god is real) and then I don’t think Phil really answered he just said “I’m still stuck on that Star Wars question!” and I smiled and said “wait what did you say for the Star Wars thing again?” and he said “oh Empire Strikes Back!” and I said great choice! and I thanked them again because they could have so easily been like “ew rat get her off the stage she had her turn” but they’re so so kind and just want your m&g to be everything you hoped for. So I walked off for the final time and sat on a chair contemplating life while the rest of the m&g went on. The m&g only lasted for about an hour (maybe a tiny bit more) and then they came back out to say goodbye and that they’d see us at the show and walked behind the stage again. Then it was time for the show! I WONT GIVE SPOILERS!!!! I was second row center stage (I died) and I won’t tell you what happened really but Phil threw confetti in my face (life is good) and my friend caught phils mouth germs lets just say that. And obviously we know they do a weird kids segment since they put it in their participation video so Madison got on the screen for her weird kid story and they made so many joKES BASED ON HER I WAS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER. I don’t want to give anything away though so I won’t say much else. But I cried at like 3 points during the show because it made me feel so happy and okay with myself. I hope you all get to enjoy Tatinof whether it’s VIP or not you’ll have a wonderful time I can guarantee that! (and yes the force choke was for all of you ‘force choke me dad’ stans as I’m one myself)

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