Ladies and Gentlemen, UHC XX Presents: Team Salt
Dialogue taken from ep. 4
Nebris: I"m out of wood though, that means..
Vechs: W-wood? Would you like my wood?
Nebris: I would love your wood Vechs! Give it to me!
Vechs: Kay, here’s some wood
Nebris: I can’t take all that! Oh..oh my god, that’s too much!
Nebris: *in chat* gets the “Getting wood” achievement
Blame: Haha. You just got wood.
Vechs: *in chat* It was my wood.
Vechs: *kills spider*
Nebris: Vechs! You just scared the crap outta me!
Vechs: Well, it’ll be easier for you to take wood next time…
Nebris: *killing mobs* Just let me do my thing
Vechs: M'kay, you do your thing, and I’ll…stand behind you with wood
Nebris: *killing mobs* It’s not moving
Vechs: It’s not moving? Well..try wiggling it a little bit
Nebris: Oh my god..*mumbling*
Blame: *leaves for a bathroom break*
Nebris: *whisper giggle* He’s pooping!
Vechs: He’s pooping?
Nebris: *louder* He’s pooping!!
Vechs: *under his breath* oh wow..
Nebris: *giggling* I said poop!
Pak: Ye-yes you did..many times..
Vechs: We have like…the maturity level of..
Pak: *exasperated interruption* a 5 year old!?
Vechs: a 12 year old.
Nebris: a tiger!
Pak: Okay, you’re cooking iron, I have like 31 gold ore here
Vechs: *deadpan* Stick it in there
Pak: I-I can’t, you got iron in there.
Vechs: *trying to be sultry* Just..jam it in there
Pak: You..5 year old!!
Dorks! Dorky dorks! All of them I say! And with the maturity of a tiger too.