yes i made that quote

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He was a boy, he was a boy, can I make it any more obvious? 

AU where Derek and Stiles have the classic, cheesy high school romance and are boyfriends forever and ever the end (。≖‿≖。✿)

Chaos is a Ladder

I need another ship like the ocean needs salt, but these two … I can’t help myself. Thank you for being wonderful enablers encouragement, @alchemistc @seethelovelyintheworld @kliomuse & @nfbagelperson . Not beta’d because I haven’t written in forever, so it’s post or delete this whole dumpster fire. 

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She isn’t exactly surprised to find Jon Snow outside her door, his firm knock a poorly veiled cover for the uncertainty gracing his finely wrought features bathed in the warm glow of candlelight. But that’s been the puzzle of him all along, hasn’t it? This King of the North, with all of his father’s loyalty and honor, softness in his eyes that belies his often harsh words.

He is not a politician. He speaks plainly. Oh, how she wanted to laugh sitting on the hard stone of Dragonstone’s throne when he hadn’t given a damn about any of her titles or the imposing gloom of the place – when he hadn’t paused to consider all the terrible things she might visit upon him for speaking to her as he had.

Demanding things. Refusing, respectfully, your Grace, to bend the knee.

Except he had, eventually. First after nearly dying, after making her watch as he nearly died being brave and idiotic, and then again in King’s Landing, his bloody stupid honor nearly ruining everything. She’d wanted to murder him as much as she’d wanted things she really had no business wanting.

After all, when has a romantic entanglement ever done her any good? Her husband died. Jorah fell in love with her and nearly died trying to prove himself. Daario had been more trouble than he was worth, and in the end she’d felt nothing as she’d sailed away from him.

Daenerys Stormborn doesn’t have time for Jon Snow – doesn’t have time for the distraction, the political complication, the potential of him burrowing into her already fractured and clumsily patched heart.

She is the dragon. She doesn’t concern herself with wolves.

She opens the door wider to allow him to pass.

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  • Bruce [to the Batfamily about the batcomputer]: Who broke it?
  • *silence*
  • Bruce: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
  • Dick: *looks around at everyone* I did. I broke the com–
  • Bruce: No. No you didn't. Jason?
  • Jason: Don't look at me. Look at Damian.
  • Damian: What? I didn't break it!
  • Jason: Huh! That's weird! How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Damian: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Jason: Suspicious.
  • Damian: No, it's not!
  • Stephanie: If it matters, probably not. But Cassandra was the last one to use it.
  • Cassandra: Liar, I don't even touch that thing!
  • Stephanie: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the computer desk earlier?
  • Cassandra: I use the computer desk as a chair because it's more comfortable! Everyone knows that, Stephanie!
  • Dick: Okay let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bruce.
  • Bruce: No! Who broke it?
  • Damian: *hushed tone* Father? Drake's been awfully quiet.
  • Tim: Really! Really!
  • Damian: Yeah, really!
  • Tim: Oh my god!
  • *everyone starts arguing*
  • Bruce [off to the side]: I broke it. It kept beeping at me so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
  • Bruce: *looks back at the kids arguing* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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I can’t think properly when I’m with you! Everything just becomes messy in my head!

Supernatural Imagine

Imagine Dean and Sam meeting the Impala as a human, and it being a guy

Originally posted by whosaysicantbepie

Originally posted by exist-in-mind

Sam:“Who the hell are you?”

Dean:“Where the hell is the Impala?!”

Impala:“I liked it better when you called me ‘Baby’.”

Dean:*Confused*

Sam:*Laughing his ass off* “Dude, your car is a guy!”

Dean:*Angry* “Shut the hell up Sam, AND YOU! Get in th-…never mind, you are the impala.”

Impala:”Please don’t refrain from calling me ‘Baby” for my sake.” *Winks*

Originally posted by canonspngifs

  • Zero : So this is Christmas.
  • Kaname : Good observation.
  • Zero : A time to forgive and forget.
  • Kaname : I guess it is.
  • Zero : Yuuki would love that.
  • Kaname : Most definitely.
  • Zero : ... I still hope you choke on blood.
  • Kaname : And I can't wait for you to shoot yourself with the Bloody Rose, like the idiot you are.
  • Yuuki, hidden and crying : One step closer, this is a Christmas miracle!