yes i have eyeliner on

I hate this new thing where makeup companies come out with makeup that’s supposed to make you look like you have no makeup on like “Our new (x) gives you that ‘no makeup look’ that everyone loves right now! Like when did “no makeup” stop meaning not wearing any makeup and start meaning doing your makeup a certain way like kids are looking at models and celebrities’ “no makeup looks” and wondering why they don’t look like that and it’s because they literally have on a full face of makeup. Like why are girls expected to wear makeup even when they’re “not wearing makeup”?

I have art block, so I did this sketch-painting of how I imagine Adam from The Bright Sessions

hhhh Kōhe my sweet boy

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Honestly I’m beginning to think oofuri can heal all wounds because I was too sick to draw earlier so I went to read oof. And then all this happened.

Also, top stuff, class 7 and 9 AU where Tajima & company are the straight A (it’s an au please stay with me) students, and Abe and Hanai and mizutani are delinquents or something.

Naruto is wearing mascara and Sasuke thinks he’s being super cute about it.
and yes that is a dog if you can’t tell im sorry its so bad

Why did you close the door the last time you closed one?
I closed the door to get into the office because it’s supposed to be closed.

Stripes or polka dots?
Either are cute.

Do you care if people touch you when they’re talking to you?
Depending on the person, but usually yes I do care don’t touch me that’s weird.

What is your gender?
I’m a woman. 

Do you think that people think its obvious?
Assuming people’s genders is gross.

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Picture Perfect AU

Set glanced at his reflection in the mirror after the make-up artists had finished touching up his make-up. Two frames of eyeliners so thick on each of his eyes, more than he’d use in his daily make-up. Obviously, since he’d been filming the live-action adaptation of Prince of Egypt for the last 6 hours. The character he was playing was none other than Ramesses II himself. He was Pharaoh and Set was Egyptian, making it a perfect choice to cast him. Accurate casting of people-of-color was so popular these days. Take it a few years back and he’d been replaced by a white actor.
Or not

Set was the only thing hotter than the sun in Hollywood these days. Everyone, mostly women-recently men too, after stating that he was bisexual-from teenagers to adults and moms had a picture of him kept inside their tablets or computers. The Romaintic!, what his devoted fan club called themselves was rolling in new members each day. There’s no person in earth that had not heard of his name. He was the Robert Pattinson in the 2008s. Except he was no pale and sparkly. He had this dark reddish brown skin, and red hair which matched his pair of red irises. Even most of his white fans got a racist stamp liking him for how exotic he was, he did not care. He was an entertainer, he’s fine with being their wildest exotic fantasy.

While rehearsing a few lines for Ramesses’ promise to Seti I of becoming a worthy son, his phone rang on the dressing table. It was a picture message from his agent. He opened it and his eyes widened. He jumped off his chair and grabbed his bag, jumping into the dressing room and stripped Ramesses’ kilt off his waist, yelling to his assistant that he needed a break from the shoot for at least three to six days. Johnny Depp left the Pirates setting for two weeks he didn’t think three days would be that bad. Besides, he’d wrapped up most of his scenes earlier than scheduled.
Punching the dial button to connect to the police station, he walked out to his car with his phone glued to his ear, not minding that he still have the thick Egyptian eyeliners. “Yes. Yes, I come to retrieve Azami–the woman from your pamphlet. ..I am her husband. I can show you all the papers and my ids when I….” He heard the woman on the other line asking for his name. “This is Set Romaine calling.”

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anonymous asked:

are u wearing eyeliner and blush in your picture

EVERYONE THINKS I WEAR BLUSH I’M SO CONFUSED LIKE HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF RED CHEEKS I ALWAYS GET THEM but ye im wearing eyeliner cause it was before a gig and i have style