You're eating fast food, stop being so fucking pretentious
Actual conversation I had with a customer today:
Me: Do you want any dressing for your fries?
C: Garlic and cheese please
Me (reading out the order): … and garlic cheese chips
C: garlic cheese FRIES
Me: that’s what I said
C: yes that’s what you said. FRIES
Me: yeah sure
C (looking down at our pj’s pizza menu) : I see pj’s aren’t doing so well in america
Me: uh huh, take this number and take a seat please
Like first of all, we’re in Ireland and this guy is Irish too so why the fuck was he correcting me? Does it matter if you understand anyway? And this is an Irish chain so saying chips is actually more correct so 🖕
Second of all I don’t want to get into politics right after you just corrected my grammar. I KNOW pj’s isn’t going town to well in the US right now but they have a contract with our place so there’s nothing I can do.
Just take your heart attack on a tray and go away